Corey Perry examining where his groin used to be. Man, it feels good to be back! After that sexual series win against the Sharks, I’ve...
Ah yes, the time has finally come to write my horribly inappropriate post about the Red Wings. I have never been shy about my love,...
The Boston Bruins, easily one of the most hated teams in the league, and yet somehow they always put an even more hated team in...
Ok, I know I said I would do a post for every Eastern Conference team, but I lied. Frankly, who the fuck cares about the...
After a month-long hiatus, my long awaited return is finally here! I know you’re all very excited, and what better way to mark my return...
The Rangers, my personal blogger white whale. This is now my third post about the Rangers, but the first one that will actually be published....
As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, the Kings will be welcoming three new teams into the Pacific division as a part of the NHL’s...
Everyone knows I absolutely love finding and exploiting pictures of hockey players at their absolute worst. Whether it’s drunk pictures, semi-naked pictures, or the always...