TRH RECAP 28: ♪♪ St. LOSES ♭-LOSE ♪♪
KINGS 3, BLUES 2 When they’re not too busy losing the to the Calgary Flames, the LA Kings have been utterly dominating the St. Louis...
TRH RECAP 27: DÉJA BOOOO
KINGS 1, FLAMES 2 I’m JUST NOW able to stomach what happened last night enough to wade back through the filth, without having an anger-induced...
TRH RECAP 26: Thankful for This Rivalry
KINGS 2, SHARKS 3 (SO) Welcome back to the best rivalry in the Pacific Division. No, not that Kings-Ducks thing that’s being force fed to...
TRH RECAP 25: Bens of Steel
KINGS 3, CANUCKS 2 (OVERTIME) THE KINGS CAN’T SCORE! THE SKY IS FALLING! FIRE EVERYONE! In reality, the LA Kings were 6-0-3 in their past...
TRH RECAP 24: SCRIVEN-FLUENZA
AVALANCHE 1, SCRIVENS 32 (OT) Scrivens Scrivens! Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens. PREGAME Lewis Clifford Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens Scrivens not trying to be 1st...
TRH RECAP 23: JAGR Bombed
KINGS 1, DEVILS 2(OT) The LA Kings have been on fire the past couple of weeks and there was no reason to think that streak...
TRH RECAP 22: 1994 IN A ROW
KINGS 5, LIGHTNING 2 BEN SCRIVENS 191:19 Greeting Kings Fans! It’s fallen on my shoulders to right the recap again and, as usual, I’m...
TRH RECAP 21: SCRIVENS Let Die
KINGS 1, RANGERS 0 The tragic-turned-amazing road trip was finally coming to an end for the LA Kings as they faced off with the suddenly...
TRH RECAP 20: THE DEVIL YOU KNOW
KINGS 2, DEVILS 0 When faced with a difficult choice, sometimes the devil you know is better than the one you don’t. I found...
TRH RECAP 19: Manchester United
KINGS MONARCHS 3, ISLANDERS 2 Coming off an embarrassing loss to the Buffalo Sabres, the LA Kings woke up to find out their Conn Smythe-winning...
TRH RECAP 18: Groin-ing Pains
KINGS OH DEAR GOD WHY, SABRES 3(SO) Fresh off an undeafeated week (two games but whatever), the LA Kings headed to Buffalo to begin an...
TRH RECAP 17: VANCRUMBLED
KINGS 5, CANUCKS 1 “TOP TITTY!!”, I gleefully shouted in a public place, earning confused looks from those around me and a bemused glare from...
TRH RECAP 16: BUFFALO TOSSED
KINGS 2, SABRES L0L Likely still hungover from the disaster that was last Saturday, LA Kings fans needed hockey back in their lives’ in order...
TRH MEET THE PLAYERS RECAP: Traffic Up the WaZOO
Hey everyone, The Royal Half here. The LA Kings held their annual “Meet The Players” event, where Season Ticket Holders get the chance to stand...
TRH RECAP 15: ANYTHING BUT SWEET
KINGS 3, PREDATORS 4 Welcome to the Kings-Predators game recap. I promise this will be painless and will not cause you lower-bodily harm. Also,...
TRH RECAP 14: Trick OT-reat
KINGS 4, SHARKS 3 (OT) Welcome back, friends! All Hallows’ Eve, Eve marked the first home game the LA Kings played against an actual legitimate...
TRH RECAP 12: LEGENDARY SNOOZEFEST
KINGS 2, OILERS 1 (SO) An early start to a Sunday night game against the Edmonton Oilers could mean only one thing… 50% off single...











