Corey Perry examining where his groin used to be. Man, it feels good to be back! After that sexual series win against the Sharks, I’ve...
Ah yes, the time has finally come to write my horribly inappropriate post about the Red Wings. I have never been shy about my love,...
The Boston Bruins, easily one of the most hated teams in the league, and yet somehow they always put an even more hated team in...
Ok, I know I said I would do a post for every Eastern Conference team, but I lied. Frankly, who the fuck cares about the...
After a month-long hiatus, my long awaited return is finally here! I know you’re all very excited, and what better way to mark my return...
The Rangers, my personal blogger white whale. This is now my third post about the Rangers, but the first one that will actually be published....
As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, the Kings will be welcoming three new teams into the Pacific division as a part of the NHL’s...
Everyone knows I absolutely love finding and exploiting pictures of hockey players at their absolute worst. Whether it’s drunk pictures, semi-naked pictures, or the always...
We here at The Royal Half are an equal-opportunity blog. So when several Chicago Blackhawks fans took umbrage with One Girl, One Puck's and Battle...
*THE FOLLOWING BELOW IS NOT WRITTEN BY THE ROYAL HALF, BUT RATHER OUR RESIDENT CREEPER AND OPPONENT-PREVIEWER, ONE GIRL, ONE PUCK* I'm currently writing this mere minutes...
*THE FOLLOWING BELOW IS NOT WRITTEN BY THE ROYAL HALF, BUT RATHER OUR RESIDENT CREEPER AND OPPONENT-PREVIEWER, ONE GIRL, ONE PUCK* Let's do this one...
Brigitte from One Girl, One Puck is back with an all-St. Louis Blues Playoff Edition of her demented look at the LA Kings opponent… something we like to call "Know...
It's the last game of the 2013 NHL Regular Season! And Brigitte from One Girl, One Puck is back with an all-San Jose Sharks edition of her demented look...
FIRST… read our GAMEDAY PREVIEW for tonight's LA Kings game against the Dallas Stars. Exclusively on LAKings.com. This will make more sense once you've read...
We are winding down the regular season, and Brigitte from One Girl, One Puck is back with an all-Anaheim Ducks edition of her demented look at the LA Kings...
There is no way you can trade her away (trust me, I’ve tried)… so Brigitte from One Girl, One Puck is back for something we like to call “Know Your Opponent.”...
FIRST… read our GAMEDAY PREVIEW for tonight’s game in St. Louis where we look back at the best moments from the Los Angeles Kings visit...