All posts by OneGirlOnePuck
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TRH Recap – ANAHEIM DUCKS ROUND 2 GAME 1 – #MarryMeGaborik
BACK OFF BITCHES, HE’S MINE! Well that certainly was fun! The Kings didn’t even play their best, and they still managed to get a win...
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KNOW YOUR 2ND ROUND OPPONENT: The Anaheim Ducks
Corey Perry examining where his groin used to be. Man, it feels good to be back! After that sexual series win against the Sharks, I’ve...
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SHIVER ME TINDERS: OneGirlOnePuck Takes a Swipe at NHL Tinder
***LEGAL DISCLAIMER*** Tinder profiles are linked to a Facebook account in order to prove they are verified. The Royal Half Enterprises assumes no liability as...
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TRH GRAPHIC NOVELS: The Adventures of Jack & Wiz
With the Olympics just around the corner, I figured I would take a look at two American heroes on the Columbus Blue Jackets. Jack and...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: Detroit Red Wings
Ah yes, the time has finally come to write my horribly inappropriate post about the Red Wings. I have never been shy about my love,...
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TRH RECAP 45: THE BIGGEST LOSER – COUPLES EDITION
This recap is for my number one fan… based on the new know your opponent (which I was in TWICE) I think @theroyalhalf is going...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: THE BOSTON BRUINS
The Boston Bruins, easily one of the most hated teams in the league, and yet somehow they always put an even more hated team in...
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TRH RECAP 30: DROPKICK MURPHY
KINGS 3, ISLANDERS 0 The Kings somehow managed to beat the worst team in the worst division in the league, and man oh man was...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS
Ok, I know I said I would do a post for every Eastern Conference team, but I lied. Frankly, who the fuck cares about the...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: THE BUFFALO SABRES
After a month-long hiatus, my long awaited return is finally here! I know you’re all very excited, and what better way to mark my return...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: THE NEW YORK RANGERS
The Rangers, my personal blogger white whale. This is now my third post about the Rangers, but the first one that will actually be published....
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FROM ANDREOFF TO ZYKOV: Your Guide to LA Kings Prospects
Very rarely do I write a post on this site that involves intelligent thoughts, let alone one that has intelligent thoughts about the Kings. Today...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT: THE NEW PACIFIC DIVISION
As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, the Kings will be welcoming three new teams into the Pacific division as a part of the NHL’s...
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KNOW YOUR OPPONENT – THE 2014 USA OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM
Everyone knows I absolutely love finding and exploiting pictures of hockey players at their absolute worst. Whether it’s drunk pictures, semi-naked pictures, or the always...
