The Los Angeles Kings beat the reigning Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks on the road, in mid-March, by a score of 5-0.
5-0.
Five. To. Nothing.
Nothing.
Whether 5-0 or 100-0, it’s still just two points in the standings. Oh, also, it’s Jonathan Quick’s 41st career shutout, the most by any American-born goaltender!
#LAKings’ Jonathan Quick now with the most shutouts by an American-born goaltender in NHL history. pic.twitter.com/0dkoV2cSiR
— LA Kings (@LAKings) March 15, 2016
Most shutouts by US-Born Goaltender
NHL History
Jonathan Quick 41<
John Vanbiesbrouck 40
Frank Brimsek 40
>includes tonight— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) March 15, 2016
U-S-A pic.twitter.com/6dJhLy6wWc
— LAKingsPR (@LAKingsPR) March 15, 2016
But who cares about all of that fun and happy stuff. I just want you, oh gracious and wonderful reader, to remember that the Kings have won the Stanley Cup twice in the past four seasons, are currently in first place in the Pacific Division with 14 games to go, and are fourth overall in the West – having just beaten the third place team five (5) to zero (0), who, by the way, again, are the DEFENDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
With that said, look at this pessimistic tripe.
Vinny Lecavalier's Struggles Have Been Ignored https://t.co/DaCCATMuPM pic.twitter.com/JdA7nWXDox
— Jewels frm the Crown (@JFTC_Kings) March 7, 2016
Earlier we tweeted that the Kings should trade for good players, now we wrote about it too. https://t.co/gJ9w88v1bA pic.twitter.com/UQNojU9zVe
— Jewels frm the Crown (@JFTC_Kings) February 26, 2016
The early returns on our poll about the Lucic trade are telling pic.twitter.com/XDt5RYCnZQ
— Jewels frm the Crown (@JFTC_Kings) June 26, 2015
this Scuderi pickup is the equivalent of trotting out an already dead El Cid for battle
— NotDeadRyanDunn (@NotDeadRyanDunn) February 26, 2016
Kings fans are the WORST.
The main issue with this game is that it is a perfect microcosm for the season.
This season, more than any since the pre-Cup seasons, Kings fans have spoken out about the trades and other transactions made by the Kings and GM Dean Lombardi. Before the season, it was the trade of Martin Jones for Milan Lucic, during it was the signing and waiving ineffective Christian Ehrhoff, then the loss of career minor leaguers for depth players and role-fillers like Kris Versteeg, Rob Scuderi, Luke Schenn, and Vincent Lecavalier – most notably just for the fact that they were not the big names Kings fans are accustomed to see in LA by deadline day. Despite having a core of young to just-entering-their-prime players, somehow these few veteran additions will cause total disaster.
But none of this is fair to Kings fans, because fans of other teams are terrible too.
kopitar's contract is #bad
— Neill Fowler (@NYRblogneill) January 16, 2016
Seeing Kopitar deal reminds me how terrible Dustin Brown's contract is. Making $5.85M against cap until 2022 to score 25 points
— Geoff van Nederland (@Stats87) January 13, 2016
But we knew that already. The Blackhawks game is a perfect example of pessimism from both sides of Kings fandom, and also a great example in how much this hate is unfounded when players play within Darryl Sutter’s system with the players Lombardi has provided.
@PumperNicholl umm thats not something to be proud of. If he's a top pair then you have severe issues
— Chaim Aaron (@DAREALCA) March 14, 2016
Feel like Kings shouldn't be proud that Scuds is a top pair dman… https://t.co/smO91Zqp1P
— Erik Paul (@ekpaul87) March 15, 2016
Sorry you have no depth. https://t.co/v6JSpXsDuY
— Coach (@CMPunk) March 14, 2016
Sorry you have no goals. https://t.co/hVYgtfLp4F
— Bailey LA Kings (@BaileyLAKings) March 15, 2016
@CMPunk @PumperNicholl my team the oilers plays Nikita Nikitin. I hate you all.
— Dan (@Deans123) March 14, 2016
Leave it to an Oilers fan to put it in perspective.
Kings fans, negativity makes you sound like an Oilers fan.
CM Punk is right, the Kings have no depth. After you get past Kopitar and Carter, the rest of the roster looks like the bench of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team.
First-eeg pic.twitter.com/0UgFmBBmxE
— LA Kings (@LAKings) March 15, 2016
This is what a “depth” winger’s goal looks like.
Also, Versteeg has played with the top pairing for much of his time in LA.
But, that’s it, right? The Kings don’t have any other veteran forwards capable of scori…oh…
High and tight pic.twitter.com/YoYnRHACJq
— LA Kings (@LAKings) March 15, 2016
Too bad those Kings fans that voted in the poll are dead and do not get to see Lucic score goals like this. Seventeen so far this season, to be exact, fourth on the team. He is on pace to score twenty goals for the fourth time in a season at the age of 27.
You can see why life is so troublesome for these Kings, though. I mean, the rest of the team sucks, obvi.
Pass the Lecavalier pic.twitter.com/avprqOluTf
— LA Kings (@LAKings) March 15, 2016
Oh, here we go with the Lecavalier hate…
Vinny Lecavalier, who's still alive, just scored that goal, by the way.
— Mark Lazerus (@MarkLazerus) March 15, 2016
@anexanhume wait what the fuck did i miss? lecavalier sucks ass amirite
— Bob Knob (@BobKnob2point0) January 6, 2016
vinny lecavalier loses a puck battle just outside the kings zone and the kings are down 1-0. amazing. he sucks
— nick (@dightkwing) March 5, 2016
Let’s just let #TeamTRH member Lewis Kay’s timeline do the talking:
PSA: remember to delete your hot take tweets when they are painfully wrong. #Vinny #GKG
— Lewis Kay (@lewiskay) March 15, 2016
Overall, the Kings have shown consistently that they cannot win with the players currently on the roster. The Blackhawks game was an anomaly. The Kings are 16-10-3 since January 7th, Lecavalier’s first game, and fading fast, on top of the Pacific Division. So, Kings fans can start planning that early vacation again this year, because the playoff parade is cancelled.
… Well at least baseball season isn't that far off, not sure why the #LAKings wanted to sabotage their season but hey you guys have fun OK
— Joseph (@JTDutch) March 6, 2016
@dightkwing @JTDutch yeah they did, but pylons are still hurting the team and it jeopardizes our cup chances
— Bob Knob (@BobKnob2point0) March 6, 2016
@FlubberMcGee he was flailing all over the place especially at the end of the game. Bad angles, slow skating. Never takes away passing lanes
— Caleb Smith (@calebsmith_55) March 15, 2016
@FlubberMcGee but there's only so much you can sugar coat this pic.twitter.com/KZUZOeGKRF
— Caleb Smith (@calebsmith_55) March 15, 2016
Well, his performance over the last three seasons he didn’t play with the Kings really says it all.
Nice job by Scuds to force the puck carrier to the outside imo
that hipcheck Scuderi just threw was so vintage he actually started throwing it thirty years ago
— Mister Faded Glory (@hackettology) March 15, 2016
… How did they win 5-0 with Scuderi playing 23 minutes and how did Schenn pick up two assists? Seems like a wacky game all around.
— Joseph (@JTDutch) March 15, 2016
Here is @JTDutch’s bio page on Wikipedia
Kings need to fire Sutter.
— Anthony Diaz (@Adizzle4) October 14, 2015
What more do you people want?! The team, AGAIN, has one of the top two lines in the league. Has a Norris Trophy candidate. Another defensemen that would be a No. 1 on just about any other team. The best American goalie … EVER (sorry Mike Richter and my childhood). EIGHT names engraved on the Stanley Cup on the bottom two lines, one of them being a veteran left for dead who has eight goals this season in two months – all with the Kings. On the fourth line. Playing with the captain of the team, who, sure, has a less than ideal contract, but do you remember when the Kings were terrible and the captain literally was THE ONLY GOOD PLAYER ON THE TEAM THEN HOLY CRAP IT WAS ROB BLAKE FOR A THIRD TIME. You people make me sick.
Yes, the days of having Justin Williams and Willie Mitchell as bottom line guys and pairings are gone, but if Robyn Regehr’s years as a King has taught us nothing else it’s that plugged-in veterans work in the Kings style of play. Especially big bruisers like Schenn and Lucic. Lecavalier could not crack a lineup before coming to the Kings and now he is a fourth line player that brings a veteran presence and SCORING. And if I’m Darryl Sutter, and a multiple Cup winning defenseman like Scuderi walks through door — someone I’ve relied on in the past — I’m probably going to give him a shot over an unproven player.
Someone talk me off the ledge.
@FlubberMcGee he's a great dad
— Kev (@KevinMcGannon) March 15, 2016
I hope you dicks feel proud of yourselves. Father’s Day is June 19th. Don’t forget it. But you also probably think your dad has lost his scoring touch, too.