TRH GAMEDAY 53 – COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS: Thank You #Lumbus

Something unimaginable happened Saturday.

*dusts off champagne bottle marked “LA Kings win road game celebration”*

*sees only cobwebs inside bottle*

It had been a while, but the Kings actually won a game on the road! Against a good team no less!

But the Kings still have a lot of work left to do if they want to make the playoffs. Fortunately, they face one of the worst teams in the league tonight.

What’s that? The Columbus Blue Jackets have MORE wins than the Kings?

NHL win totals 2-9-2015

I’ve made myself sad again.

Well, to cheer ourselves up a bit, let’s quickly tally up the totals of the Kings’ two big trade acquisitions from the Blue Jackets in the last few years:

JEFF CARTER

252 Games (Regular Season and Playoffs)
97 Goals
82 Assists
179 Points
2 Stanley Cup Championships

MARIAN GABORIK

84 Games (Regular Season and Playoffs)
35 Goals
33 Assists
68 Points
1 Stanley Cup Championship

Thank you, #Lumbus. We’ll never forget how amazingly kind you’ve been to the Kings.

TENDER GOALIE SWIPE TO VICTORY™
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PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies. You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl