FUZZY MUZZIN

We here at The Royal Half believe in two things…

1) Advanced Stats

and…

2) Rescuing Animals.

While Jake Muzzin hasn’t touched the ice for the Los Angeles Kings this season… it turns out that Jake Muzzin is still able to touch your heart!

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HE’S OBSESSED WITH THE ICE MACHINE!!!

I mean, seriously… have you ever seen something named Jake Muzzin this adorable!!!

Oh, I guess you have.

So if you are in the Salt Lake City area, go to the Community Animal Welfare Center and adopt Jake Muzzin. (Looking at you, Trevor Lewis’ family!) Because we hear that this cat has amazing possession numbers.

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POSSESSION OF EXTREME CUTENESS, THAT IS!!!

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.