FINALLY!!! It arrived! It feels like I’ve been waiting so long… but I can’t believe the box was delivered to my door on Friday! I can’t wait to unbox this thing that I’ve been lusting after!

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Oh man… the box is big. I knew that this years version was bigger… but I had no idea.

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Oh… were you expecting something else?

Who cares about a giant mobile phone! Nope, instead we here at The Royal Half are unboxing the greatest thing ever… Los Angeles Kings Season Tickets!!!

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Oohhh… on-line Season Ticket Holder Account information!

It looks like the LA Kings have gotten rid of that old corporate Ticketmaster as the backend for their on-line Season Ticket Holder accounts and instead switched to the young upstart AXS… which just happens to be owned by AEG.

Back to unboxing!

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Darryl Sutter thinks a cufflink is something you use to tie two baby cows together.

But wait… underneath the brochure for the Tiffany & Co LA Kings Collection there’s a surprise!

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It even comes in a velvety case that just screams “classy memorabilia.”

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They even left a little space in the vial so you can collect more tears of San Jose Sharks fans!

And just when I think that the LA Kings can’t outdo themselves any more… they included the greatest gift of all!

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The guarantee of Back to Back Stanley Cups!

One thing is for certain… I’ll be carrying around this vial of LA Kings victory for the rest of my life. You’ll never see it for sale on Hockey Hoarders!

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.