Unbox-KING
FINALLY!!! It arrived! It feels like I’ve been waiting so long… but I can’t believe the box was delivered to my door on Friday! I can’t wait to unbox this thing that I’ve been lusting after!
Oh man… the box is big. I knew that this years version was bigger… but I had no idea.
Oh… were you expecting something else?
Who cares about a giant mobile phone! Nope, instead we here at The Royal Half are unboxing the greatest thing ever… Los Angeles Kings Season Tickets!!!
Oohhh… on-line Season Ticket Holder Account information!
It looks like the LA Kings have gotten rid of that old corporate Ticketmaster as the backend for their on-line Season Ticket Holder accounts and instead switched to the young upstart AXS… which just happens to be owned by AEG.
Back to unboxing!
Darryl Sutter thinks a cufflink is something you use to tie two baby cows together.
But wait… underneath the brochure for the Tiffany & Co LA Kings Collection there’s a surprise!
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
It even comes in a velvety case that just screams “classy memorabilia.”
They even left a little space in the vial so you can collect more tears of San Jose Sharks fans!
And just when I think that the LA Kings can’t outdo themselves any more… they included the greatest gift of all!
The guarantee of Back to Back Stanley Cups!
One thing is for certain… I’ll be carrying around this vial of LA Kings victory for the rest of my life. You’ll never see it for sale on Hockey Hoarders!
