NORTH AMERICA’S NEXT TOP BLOGGER: SEASON TWO
VO:
LAST SEASON ON… NORTH AMERICA’S NEXT TOP BLOGGER!
(Helicopter shot of The Royal Half Headquarters.)
VO:
… MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE WORLD FACED STIFF COMPETITION
AS THEY BATTLED TO BECOME THE NEWEST BLOGGER FOR THE ROYAL HALF!
A group of young people from all backgrounds gather
one by one at a hockey game and stare at their phone the entire time.
VO:
IN THE END, TWO DREAMS CAME TRUE…
(slo-mo of Flubber McGee and King Tufficult writing blog posts and not getting paid for them)
VO:
THIS SEASON, IT’S A WHOLE NEW GAME…
AS NORTH AMERICA’S NEXT TOP BLOGGER IS BACK!
A blogger sits on his couch and struggles to figure out advanced stats
in hopes of being hired by a NHL team.
VO:
THE STAKES ARE HIGH…
A LA Kings fan sweats nervously as they try to figure out
where to hang a 2nd mini-Stanley Cup banner in their room.
VO:
AND THE PRESSURE IS BIGGER THAN IT’S EVER BEEN BEFORE…
A LA Kings fan struggles to think of a new way to make fun of a San Jose Sharks fan.
VO:
BECAUSE IN THE END… ONLY ONE BLOGGER…
(hero shots of the cast with arms crossed, staring into camera)
VO:
…WILL WIN BUD LIGHT LIME AND TRH T-SHIRTS FOR LIFE…
(close up of cases of Bud Light Lime and TRH T-Shirts)
VO:
…AND THE HONOR OF BEING NAMED…
That’s right! North America’s Next Top Blogger is back!!! We had so much fun last season finding new “talent” to write for the pages of The Royal Half that we decided to order a 2nd Season of the most successful hockey reality show since Oil Change.
The NHL season starts soon, so like most reality shows… we are rushing through this and spending as little money as possible.
But if you think you have what it takes to be a writer/photoshopper/editor/link dumper for The Royal Half, send us an email at TheRoyalHalf at GMAIL with the subject header “Next Top Blogger” and we’ll send you more information. We are looking for people who want to write about the LA Kings, the Pacific Division, the Western Conference or the NHL in general. Bonus points if you know how to search for Cat GIFs.
Good luck and remember… you are not here to make friends.
