IT RANKS IN HERE: The Los Angeles Kings

This is a ranking of the current Kings players under contract.  Yes, some Kings players are better than others, but some also gain points for social media, likability, or legend status.

1. Anze Kopitar

2. Drew Doughty

3. Jonathan Quick

4. Justin Williams

5. Jeff Carter

6. Marian Gaborik

7. Dustin Brown

8. Alec Martinez

9. Jarret Stoll

10. Mike Richards

11. Jake Muzzin

12. Tanner Pearson

13. Tyler Toffoli

14. Matt Greene

15. Slava Voynov

16. Trevor Lewis

17. Dwight King

18. Martin Jones

19. Robyn Regehr

20. Kyle Clifford

21. Jeff Schultz

22. Jordan Nolan

23. Brayden McNabb

24. Adam Cracknell

This is the list. It is definitive.

Flubber McGee is TRH's resident Kansas City correspondent, and has survived as a Kings fan long before the dawn of Internet streaming sites. He has seen the Kings win exactly zero non-exhibition games in person. Have you ever achieved enlightenment? Flubber has, because he once witnessed Kevin and Brett Westgarth fight in, and get kicked out of, the same game (they didn't fight each other, unfortunately). In addition to being a part of TRH, Flubber runs a Kansas City hockey blog. It's exactly what you think it is. You can follow Flubber McGee on Twitter @FlubberMcGee.