TRH RECAP – CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS ROUND 3 GAME 5: DOUBLE OMG
KINGS 4, BLACKHAWKS 5 (2OT)
After falling behind three games to none in the opening round, LA Kings fans everywhere fully expected their team to have the defending Stanley Cup Champions on the ropes in the Western Conference Final.
What? Just me?
The last few weeks have been an absolute whirlwind, but here we are.
Now it’s up to the Kings to put away the Chicago Blackhawks in Game 5 before the defending champs have a chance to regroup and extend the series.
*sigh*
Let’s see how it played out.
“@ka2119: LA kings are gonna stomp Chicago's ass tonight”you suck a dick
— Zack Hyer (@FelatioMartin) May 28, 2014
Lol at that kings fan who got squirted in the face with water by Crow and wants to press charges. Role model for pussies everywhere!!
— Frank White (@fpintz22) May 28, 2014
Did Clark Wong just become the biggest troll in Kings fandom history?
Clark Wong and the rest of the Kings fan base are fucking pussies
— Darth Tubby (@Baconegg_88) May 28, 2014
Oh man, he may have done it!
@MinnesotaBurns Maybe the LA Kings fan would be more excited with Cum or shit on his face instead.
— MegaByteMitch (@MegaByteMitch) May 28, 2014
Clincher!
The kings fan that got sprayed with water by Crawford and is reporting "battery" to the LAPD is such a pussy. #NiceFansLA
— Bryn Morgan (@B_Morgan53) May 28, 2014
For the douche bag kings fan who is pressing charges on Crawford, your a pussy
— CJ Imondi (@CJImondi) May 28, 2014
@LAKings your fans are fukn pussies, who gets injured from water?? #BitchAss #ToughenUpPrincess #LAQueens
— CMAC (@chrismac780) May 28, 2014
Bitch ass kings fan is crying cuz the blackhawks goalie sprayed him with water n now he's pressing charges lmao stop crying u fucken Queen
— Jonathan (@SoCaL_G21) May 28, 2014
Let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
#GOHawks #EarlyPowerPlayGoal! #KeepCalm #FuckLA
— Patrick Clark (@P_tr_ckCl_rk) May 29, 2014
#Hashtags
fuck the queens right in the pussy
— Drew Peterson (@DrevvPeterson) May 29, 2014
Quick looking quite slow today #LAQueens
— Nick Laskowski (@Nick_Laskowski) May 29, 2014
SIT THE FUCK DOWN QUEENS
— Parker James (@PMcCoy_) May 29, 2014
Dude the kings better win tonight or I'm gonna have to listen to my dad bitch all night
— Cassie Faeth (@heyyyitscassiee) May 29, 2014
Yikes.
Someone better go check on @heyyitscassiee after what happened in this game.
Sorry, I can't hear the actual game over Engblom choking on LA's collective dick. #Blackhawks
— Tom Bigler (@tsbigler) May 29, 2014
Somehow its 3-2 Blackhawks after the first period.
No, really. Just go ahead and throw logic out for this game.
Anything is in play:
Unicorns, meteor crashing into center ice, Michal Handzus scoring in double OT… you name it.
SECOND PERIOD:
@LAkings are fucking some shit up! some bimbo is gonna be on the happy side of my cock tonite :)
— Surfer Dude (@SurferDudeHB) May 29, 2014
Oh boy.
@MadNHLfans fuck carter, richards, williams and anyone who used to be on the flyers, crawford blows more dick than pierre and crosby
— Alex littman (@Alitt30) May 29, 2014
Always good to hear from a Flyers fan!
@LAKings do you know you have donkey aids
— AJ • Ace (@Ehced) May 29, 2014
I'm hoping Versteeg was cut during the second intermission. That guys blows whale dick. #Blackhawks #LAvsCHI
— Patrick McGuire (@AngryMick) May 29, 2014
Now it’s 4-3 Kings.
Really.
THIRD PERIOD:
i'd rather have pierre talk about everyone's junior hockey days than brian engblom suck the kings' dick. #Blackhawks #CHIvsLAK
— ray (@ray_palmer) May 29, 2014
drew doughty's dick is completely down this commentator's through right now
— TJ Verdun™ (@Teddy_V15) May 29, 2014
https://twitter.com/jscott108/status/471842471190614016
fuck you jonathan quick. the only reason you can do the splits is cuz you a bitch bitch
— Alex Czuczuk (@Choochie16) May 29, 2014
These refs need to shut the fuck up. They obviously got a boner for the LA Queens
— Staz (@SteezleMan) May 29, 2014
Oh god it’s 4-4.
*hyperventilates*
FIRST OVERTIME:
This hawks game is so intense my dick is sweating
— Salvador huerta (@salvadorhuerta4) May 29, 2014
This is about as accurate as you can get in describing the first OT.
SECOND OVERTIME:
Kane needs to get his dick out of his ass
— Regina George (@RealParkerJ) May 29, 2014
HANDZUS SUCK MY COCK I LOVE YOU
— John Morden (@john_morden) May 29, 2014
HAWKS WIN COCK SUCKING LA FUCKERS!
— Chrontact (@_Caguamas) May 29, 2014
LA Kings can officially eat a @NHLBlackhawks cock! Thank you good night! Game 6 #bringit
— Dan Owczarczak (@D_Animal82) May 29, 2014
Dude hawks till I die bro. Kaner plz jizz in my mouth
— Garrett Barnas (@GarrettBarnas) May 29, 2014
It's not a hawks game until my dad turns the volume up too loud for Chelsea dagger and my mom yells at him for being a dick.
— Kate Elizabeth (@kateekoc) May 29, 2014
I just sharted in my jorts. #BecauseItsTheCup #GoHawks #FuckLA
— Ryan Toth (@CyRy_Toth) May 29, 2014
MY WHOLE BASEMENT JUST JIZZED #BLACKHAWKS
— Elyse❤️ (@Only1Elyse) May 29, 2014
#Hawks win!!! But I have anal bleeding….
— Daniel Para (@soxmandan) May 29, 2014
Wait did the hawks win? Fuck they did. Quick likes dick
— Kirchhoff (@Choff47) May 29, 2014
MOTHERFUCKING HAWKS BITCH SUCK A DICK KINGSSSS
— Ramoan (@RGKMC_) May 29, 2014
CHELSEA DAGGER ON YO DICK. @LAKings
— Big Poppa (@ayygabbykayyy) May 29, 2014
GO HAWKS BITCHES! LA CAN EAT A BIG FAT DICK!
— Tanner Morin (@TannerMan0202) May 29, 2014
Fuck you #LAKings fans. Cocky bitches. Time for @88PKane to jizz on ur little "luck charm" @PiaToscano 's face Friday night! #Blackhawks
— LK4 (@LK_IV) May 29, 2014
…
@LAKings go suck a fat dick
— mr. gloop (@august_kensik) May 29, 2014
When it came time to fuck or walk, the #Blackhawks blew a gallon of jizz in Quick's eye.
— Chicago Icehogs (@Chicago_IceHogs) May 29, 2014
#BallsDeep in the tears of LA Kings fans. Not so fucking Quick. #FuckLA
— TOEKNEE CATONYA (@Hey_Im_Tony) May 29, 2014
I was sittin there on my couch drinkin a beer watchin the hawks game and I fucked her right in the pussy
— Drew Peterson (@DrevvPeterson) May 29, 2014
Blackhawks fans, everyone!
3. Jake Muzzin
#PrayForMarcusKruger
2. Drew Doughty
47 shifts for Keith, 48 for Doughty in this marathon in battle of two of world's best D-men. Doughty better in this one, but Chi wins game
— Jim Matheson (@NHLbyMatty) May 29, 2014
“Ah… nuts!”
1. Michal Handzus
*barf*
Shoutout to the guy in the Kane jersey who missed the goal and then air fisted.
And shoutout to Blackhawks management for watching a rerun of the French Open in double OT.
