TRH RECAP – ANAHEIM DUCKS ROUND 2 GAME 3: ‘BOOOOO’
KINGS 2, DUCKS 3
The LA Kings sure have been winning a lot of games lately.
Six in a row, to be exact.
But, as their first two games against the Anaheim Ducks have shown, the margin for error is becoming smaller and smaller. A couple of great plays and lucky bounces have been the difference in this series. And if the Kings don’t step up their play, it’s very likely that the Hockey Gods will start sending the fortuitous bounces the Ducks way.
Naturally, the Kings did nothing to help themselves because of course they didn’t.
Let’s see how it all unraveled.
Haha there was no la kings fans 5 years ago but now when I'm here they all bandwagon like faggots
— Ryan Poleo (@RYYYY19) May 6, 2014
@LAKings FUCK YOU! ^^the same amount of class as the sign you guys put up down the 5 freeway right before the OC/Buena Park line.
— Alfred Vega (@Alfreddy7) May 8, 2014
You sure showed them.
Why are the Kings always deep in the playoffs? fuck the Kings. Fuck Quick. — Mr. OVO (@CoolCatsClan) May 8, 2014
I think you just partially answered your own question.
Let's light Staples up tonight. #NHLDucks #BecauseItsTheCup #PaintItOrange pic.twitter.com/Gb8DkyTK2R
— Jason Kramer (@JasonTKramer) May 8, 2014
Um, what?
Lets get back into this series and show the Queens what we are made of. @AnaheimDucks #NhlDucks #PaintItOrange
— Zero the Hero (@andrewhendrie40) May 8, 2014
Orange paint?
This is the worst attempt at trash talk I’ve ever seen.
Scarface himself was a @AnaheimDucks fan. #PaintItOrange also,wnted #NHL15Duchene @Matt9Duchene on the cover of NHL15 pic.twitter.com/fERWc7Hlg5
— Reggy (@Rgonzo444) May 8, 2014
…I stand corrected.
Anyway, let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
FUCK U KINGS AND KINGS FANS U SUCK. SMD
— TOM CRUI$E (@MetalMightyDuck) May 9, 2014
The combination of “Metal Mighty Duck” and “Tom Crui$e” just made my head explode.
i hope the ducks win because fuck LA
— Amanda M (@Macaraeg_ness) May 9, 2014
Well, as long as you have your completely rational and valid reasons.
DUCKS GOALLLLLL FUCK YES
— Madison Loiacono (@raddmaddd) May 9, 2014
Did the Kings seriously just play the Game of Thrones theme on their organ? First Cartman and now that? Fuck the Kings.
— Sam Gunderson (@Gundee1114) May 9, 2014
Way to pick your battles, @Gundee1114.
SECOND PERIOD:
How the fuck does LA have a 2-0 series lead over one of the best teams in the league?! Come on ducks beat the queens!!
— Amanda Nicole (@missmandaa95) May 9, 2014
Fuck I hate the Kings…
— Diego Ochoa (@ButtersGet) May 9, 2014
YES GOOOOAAAALLLLL FUCK YES. #BATTLEFORSOCAL FUCK YOU QUICK. FUCK YOU!! LETS GO ANAHEIM!!!!
— Logan Francis May™ (@DjLOCOLOLO) May 9, 2014
Come on ducks let's win this game #fuckthequeens #goducksgo
— Kenny Chambers (@KinneyChambers) May 9, 2014
THIRD PERIOD:
BELESKEY IS THE SHIT!!!! He rocked the fuck out of doughty… Doughty is a lil bitch!! LETS GO DUCKS!!!!! #goducksgo
— Robert #LETSGODUCKS! (@chavezrobert222) May 9, 2014
…and then this happened.
Roll up to the staples center with my jersey on fuck the queen sending shot out like ratata #laqueens
— IamSI (@AACuh) May 9, 2014
…
Kings fans = CUNTS
— Big E (@CharlieH54321) May 9, 2014
Fuck you #LAKings!!!! Classless assclowns
— Bob Swenty (@TheSwenty) May 9, 2014
That last goal goes out to all the white girls at school who wear kings gear. Get the fuck out of Orange County you bitches.
— KiD ScuDi (@SeanScud) May 9, 2014
FUCK QUICK! FUCKIN CARROT TOP! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! Lol @LAKings
— FiveOhSeven (@Fatal507) May 9, 2014
Jonathan Quick: Ginger.
Ducks up 3-1 faggot!! Fuck you! @MorganCutler
— Joel Hall (@joelhall21) May 9, 2014
Kings choke once again, fuck yeah ducks nation
— Joel Hall (@joelhall21) May 9, 2014
Fuck yes DUCKS WIN DUCKS WIN DUCKS WIN SERIES NOW 2-1 GAME 4 SAT ….. GOING BACK TO ANAHEIM TIED AT 2 I CAN FEEL IT FUCK
— anthony cantafio (@tony_cantafio) May 9, 2014
Finally I can get a couple days without having to hear queens fans talk #GODUCKS #PaintItOrange #comebackkids
— Chris Brooks (@chrissbrooks) May 9, 2014
FUCK YEEAAAAAHH! DUCKS WIN, BITCHES!
— Scotty the Ducks Fan (@scottykeebler) May 9, 2014
#ANAHEIMDUCKSGOOOAAALLL THE REVEREND LOVEJOY SAID, "THOUGH SHALL NOT FUCK WITH THY DUCKS!"
— Ducks Talk (@DucksTalkShow) May 9, 2014
And that’ll just about wrap up Game 3…
…Oh, there’s more?
YOU KINGS FANS ARE FUCKERS
— Julie Dunne (@JulieDunne2) May 9, 2014
Oh yeah, that whole “booing” thing.
Kinda messed up, right?
No one wants to see a player get hurt…
@JulieDunne2 they are such trash, I hope they collapse and we break Anze kopitar
— Matt Rieff (@MattRieff) May 9, 2014
…you guys are upset.
I get that. And I know you don’t really want to see Kopitar get hurt,
especially after getting mad at Kings fans for the same thing.
@MattRieff hahaha seriously!
— Julie Dunne (@JulieDunne2) May 9, 2014
Hmmm, well then.
@JulieDunne2 they booed Freddie when he got hurt, such trash I swear
— Matt Rieff (@MattRieff) May 9, 2014
We can agree on this for the most part.
@MattRieff I know so fucking annoying!
— Julie Dunne (@JulieDunne2) May 9, 2014
…
@JulieDunne2 yea the kings fans are just a bunch if pussies and assholes, us ducks fans have class
— Matt Rieff (@MattRieff) May 9, 2014
Anaheim Ducks fans, everyone!
3. Ben Lovejoy
And in true @RevLovejoy6 fashion, he described his goal by saying, “That was the first pump of my life.”
— Abbey Mastracco (@AbbeyMastracco) May 9, 2014
2. Corey Perry
LOL Corey Perry sucks.
1. Jeff Carter
*SWOON*
