TRH RECAP – ANAHEIM DUCKS ROUND 2 GAME 2: #PaintItBlack
KINGS 3, DUCKS 1
A #ReverseSweep into a Marian Gaborik late-game beast mode takeover in the opening matchup against the Anaheim Ducks in the Pacific Division Final?
Yes, please.
What a whirlwind week for LA Kings fans. It appeared as though their cherished team was on the ropes against the San Jose Sharks, but Darryl Sutter-led squad never lost their composure. So, now, instead of contract buyout talks, armchair GM discussions and mass hysteria, Kings fans are instead treated to a suddenly juggernaut-ish looking team.
Will it last?
Maybe not for the entirety of the playoffs, but hopefully this five-game win streak can be extended a bit more against the Anaheim Ducks.
Let’s see how Game 2 of the Freeway Face-Off played out.
Lesson I learned last night, Kings fans get really booty tickled when you call them faggots.
— Bucket bitch (@PhucksJack) May 4, 2014
I see we’re going straight into fifth gear today.
I'll paint it black with this shirt. Thanks to @DucksNPucks93 let's go Ducks. #PaintItOrange @AnaheimDucks pic.twitter.com/dmhSZaCqqa
— Reggy (@Rgonzo444) May 5, 2014
Yeah, you see this really doesn’t help the optics of the whole #PaintItOrange theme.
The @AnaheimDucks & @LAKings will be playing game 2 in their @NHL #playoff series tonight in Anaheim! #PaintItOrange pic.twitter.com/Aebn1f5clQ
— Conrey Insurance (@ConreyInsurance) May 5, 2014
Thanks for posting a pic of Alec Martinez scoring a goal, @ConreyInsurance!
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE being on this list but the names alongside me give me plenty of pause #FuckTheKings pic.twitter.com/6AR3k0t0Ep
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) May 5, 2014
@OrangePuck @DucksNPucks93 @DucksFanZone @BuckyHermit @rollingdux @ShadowOftheBat Funny you should mention that… pic.twitter.com/d5yRLFBI4X
— NostraDommie (@nostradommie) May 5, 2014
@nostradommie @OrangePuck @DucksNPucks93 @DucksFanZone @BuckyHermit @ShadowOftheBat did you make that or does it really exist?
— Lulu #PaintItOrange (@rollingdux) May 5, 2014
I don’t even know where to start with this question…
The official NHL Kings website has a list of "worst opposition" to not follow on Twitter. Are they 16 yr old girls?! Lol Omgosh.
— Courtney #BeatLA (@CJanes122) May 5, 2014
“To not follow.” “Lol.” “Omgosh.”
should i be offended i'm not on that "worst opposition to follow" list considering some ducks fans don't even like me? #yolo
— Mariah C. (@mariah_cee) May 5, 2014
#Yolo indeed.
We need to win tonight to knock kings fans back down to earth. Stupid delusional after 1 game.
— Vicky #GoDucks (@PrincessDuck) May 5, 2014
“Stupid delusional.”
Cruising down Katella with bro hymn on repeat. #ducksin5 starts tonight! #PaintItOrange #letsgoducks #BattleforSoCal
— James Clinger (@jclinger23) May 5, 2014
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Saddest part is that Katella is Orange County’s answer to Sunset Blvd.
…except it has wholesale furniture stores instead of nightclubs.
Paint it Black was so 1960's. Cue me up some Bro Hymn and play it loud tonight! Let's go @AnaheimDucks. #BattleforSoCal #PaintItOrange
— Brad Wise (@bradjwise) May 5, 2014
FYI: “Bro Hymn” was recorded in 1991.
Winnipeg! Your vocal chords warmed up for some "Bro Hymn" tonite? Cause ya know @pennywise is taking over your city! pic.twitter.com/fdmA0dOFDj
— Epitaph Canada (@epitaphcanada) May 5, 2014
Pennywise would rather spend May in Winnipeg than be anywhere near the Ducks.
Walking home drunk as fuck waiting on @Riicknastyy for the ducks game! #goducks
— Luis Robles (@Loueez_Robeless) May 6, 2014
Congratulations on your biggest achievement in life.
My mom called at work just to tell me Mighty Ducks is on… FUCK
— Usman Ali Mian (@USMANofSteel) May 6, 2014
I want to go home and watch Mighty Ducks but "The Man" has me stuck here working and lame shit like that.
— Usman Ali Mian (@USMANofSteel) May 6, 2014
these are tough times indeed for @USMANofSteel.
fav for ducks, kill yourself for kings.
— brad (@bradleydevlin) May 6, 2014
…let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
Marian Gaborick can honestly go fuck himself #Ducks #BattleforSoCal #BeatLA
— Josh Legg (@joshlegg6) May 6, 2014
Honestly?
Fuck off Gaborik
— Eddie Chen (@Chedwin14) May 6, 2014
Fuck off Gaborik
— Zach Donofrio (@MrDrProfZach) May 6, 2014
AHAHAHAHAHA #DUCKS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LET LA FANS CHANT YOUR OWN GOALIES NAME IN YOUR OWN BUILDING
— Theron Simpkins (@theronski1) May 6, 2014
I will straight up fight gaborik tonight fuck that pussy bitch.
— LightSkin KeithSweat (@Ryanruckland) May 6, 2014
Godspeed, @Ryanruckland. Please don’t hurt him too much.
Fuck man the ducks already loosing
— GIOxLOP3Z (@GioLopezToro) May 6, 2014
“Loosing.”
FUCK YOU QUICK OMFG
— вяıттαпч (@brittsybydesign) May 6, 2014
FUCK YES PAT MAROON
— Georgie Godinez (@GeorgeGodinez20) May 6, 2014
Patrick Maroon scoring with Drew Doughty in the box is just the greatest thing. Fuck you Doughty.
— 12 for #19 (@scarson_) May 6, 2014
Fuck off Alec Martinez
— **JD** (@iskeets0ysauce) May 6, 2014
FUCK. MArtinez again, like in game 1. FUCKFUCKFUCK #FUCKLA
— Alchemist (@Thermitbomber) May 6, 2014
2-1 Kings as we wrap up the first period…
Wait, what the hell is going on here?
Who wants to make my year and buy me and my beautiful roomie some Stanley @LAKings tickets for may 14th???!!?? pic.twitter.com/J9ioInXTQq
— kiera winters(: (@kiera_winters) May 6, 2014
Ah, yes. Pornstar looking for Kings tickets time!
@kiera_winters @LAKings I play online with Charlotte Stokeley. We Skype. She cums. I make her cum. I get you tickets. Meh!
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
Oh sweet Jesus this is only going to get creepier, isn’t it?
@kiera_winters deal is done. ex sports editor at times, bill dwyre. got them for me. 4 u.
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
Oh man, Bill Dwyre can’t be happy to find out what just happened here.
@carldavid1974 are they good seats????
— kiera winters(: (@kiera_winters) May 6, 2014
@carldavid1974 ((:
— kiera winters(: (@kiera_winters) May 6, 2014
Picky, picky.
@kiera_winters i'm off to bed now. have early skype with stokeley. she needs to cum.
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
Yep, still getting creepier.
@kiera_winters tix are a done deal. we'll talk tomorrow. put it in ink.
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
@carldavid1974 came through in the clutch!
@kiera_winters bill's my oldest, dearest friend. I live in chicago. so what, huh? :) u and roomie are in. happy birthday. or whatever
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
…
@kiera_winters i'm really just a very nice old guy. nothing crazy.
— carl david (@carldavid1974) May 6, 2014
Yeah, there was nothing creepy going on here at all…
SECOND PERIOD:
The ducks are a better team hands down but fuck their goaltending!
— Vitto Bañez (@VeetyVitz) May 6, 2014
Hands down!!!
Come on ducks… fuck la
— Johnye (@Big_John_Don) May 6, 2014
Ducks better fucking win tonight #fuck
— Cassy Young (@cassyyoung) May 6, 2014
Quick's been a dick every time he's played the Ducks. I'm not surprised.
— Anti-Midas (@MacGruberGyver) May 6, 2014
The Kings are such little faggots. This game is a perfect example of why everybody hates them. Especially Quick.
— Tim Rogers (@Mr_Rogers12) May 6, 2014
I hope the ducks kill the kings just cause of all these fake ass kings fans pretending they give two shits. #notahockeyfan
— justin juday Ⴟ (@jammerusa) May 6, 2014
@jammerusa I just want to see somebody new. Kings won the Cup a couple years ago. Duck's deserve a shot.
— Triston Dacken (@TDacken) May 6, 2014
…my head hurts.
COME ON DUCKS UGH FUCK
— Derek Tyler (@FakestTyler) May 6, 2014
YES DOUGHTY IS HURT
— Patty Fuckn Maroon (@Patty_Maroon) May 6, 2014
Saying I'm pissed off is a huge understatement. Wake the fuck up, Ducks!!
— Cory Hinkel (@CoryHink) May 6, 2014
He would have used a less understated term,
but “pissed off” is as far as his vocabulary will take him.
BRUCE BETTER BE LAYING THE SMACKDOWN RIGHT NOW AND DUCKS FANS BETTER WAKE THE FUCK UP #NHLDucks #HondaCenter
— Joe Vincent Castro (@xjoevincentx) May 6, 2014
CAPS LOCK.
THIRD PERIOD:
Again, fuck you Kings fans. Been a loyal Ducks fan since I can remember, you guys just started watching hockey 2 years ago.
— Andrew Shirk (@DrewHatesYou) May 6, 2014
Ughhh why does @DrewHatesYou have to be a better fan than everyone else?!
All hail @DrewHatesYou!
Fuck the Kings fuck the Kings fuck the Kings! And fuck all you mother fucking bandwagon fans. Fuck you. GO DUCKS! That's all.
— Teryn Eikenberry (@Icanberry) May 6, 2014
Well, fuck
— Ducks Nation Talk (@talk_ducks) May 6, 2014
What the fuck is this shit the ducks are better than this
— pimp juice. (@rrjeu) May 6, 2014
Fuck! Ducks trying to make a grown man cry
— Jesus Guzman (@goosecubed) May 6, 2014
Wow. Nicely done ducks. Down 0-2. Going into LA. We are done. Unfinished business my ass. And fuck you quick!
— Courtney (@MissCourt_02) May 6, 2014
Who ever runs the kings twitter, I will find you and slit your throat
— jakoff silfverberg (@Silfverbullet33) May 6, 2014
Hmmm… Seems like a happy, well-adjusted person.
The Ducks would have had that game if it wasn't for Jonathan Quick. He can go fuck himself.
— Matt DeSumma (@mattdesumma) May 6, 2014
“If your best players weren’t better than ours, we would have won!”
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck. #FuckLA
— The Dude. GO DUCKS!! (@derektiffin) May 6, 2014
Kings were playing like a bunch of cheating assholes!! #FuckTheKings
— Senior Timoteo (@_OthyRIALTO) May 6, 2014
FUCK ALL YOU FAKE KING BANDWAGON FANS…YOU PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN SHIT…JUST STFU AND GO BACK FINGERING YOUR ASSHOLE!!! #paintitorange
— Jesus Lozano II (@skaman81) May 6, 2014
Harsh words from a 33-year-old ska fan.
3. Marian Gaborik
The amount of love that #TeamTRH has for Gaborik is reaching Carter-like levels.
2. Corey Perry
LOL Corey Perry sucks.
1. Jonathan Quick
Feel free to raise your hand if you wanted the Kings to bench Quick last series.
