Kings fans trying to make sense of all this.
I think I found a new hockey crush@nabber03 pic.twitter.com/oDsKomgqHg
— McKenna Nicholls (@mckennanicholls) May 11, 2014
Ohhh @nabber03 love me
— McKenna Nicholls (@mckennanicholls) May 11, 2014
Soooooooo … Bernie Nicholls’ daughter has a thing for the Kings top defensive prospect. Classic case of teenage rebellion … her dad was a pure scorer, who never played D, so of course she goes for this guy.
Pro tip: If somebody calls you “creepy” on Twitter, don’t respond with an emoticon.
GFC: 7.4 out of 10 … ಠ_ಠ
I'm really curious how @peta feels about all the grotesque adds and comments the @LAKings have been making?!? Sure crossed a line with me
Oh boy. That led to some madness(which you can see by opening that tweet). Here’s the interaction between @monprescott, who changed her name to @imafan4you at some point during all of this for some reason, and @LAKings … before @LAKings realized what they were dealing with, and quietly stepped away:
Mighty Ducks of Anaheim (Tied with L.A., 2-2)
GIF That Best Represents the Past Week for the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim:
Congrats guys, you did it!
Look what Corey Perry Started:
Seems like harmless fun, right? WRONG!!!!!!!
You see what this guy has started?
I mean, have you ever seen such a thing? … WAIT A MINUTE …
#Classless
Everybody* Loves a Free Meal (*media members):
And now we witness the only thing that print journalists care more about than deadlines:
It's over. The Anaheim Ducks have won the PR Stanley Cup. Serving media In-N-Out burgers during practice pic.twitter.com/1gmHQcvKNK
— Pierre LeBrun (@Real_ESPNLeBrun) May 11, 2014
Arrived at the Honda Center for Ducks practice just in time for the full spread of In-N-Out. Best media meal ever!
— Abbey Mastracco (@AbbeyMastracco) May 11, 2014
#NHLDucks have significantly risen the bar on the media spread. #stopthefight pic.twitter.com/NqWR8ztGgY
— Eric Stephens (@icemancometh) May 11, 2014
Hearing #AnaheimDucks served In-N-Out burgers to media at today's practice. Would a publication in CA. need a writer to cover the Ducks?
— Shawn Hutcheon (@ShawnHutcheon) May 12, 2014
Room temperature hamburgers!!!!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!:
Last week we got a look at what appears to be Ducks fan on Ducks fan violence:
I REALLY hope those fans were arguing about whether Hiller or Andersen should start in game 3.
SHOOTOUT: WHO WON THE WEEK?
First Round, Worst Opposing Tweeter*:
Kings: @BuckyHermit
There's so much banging on the glass. In unrelated news, in 9 months time, the population of LA is expected to increase dramatically.
— Bucky (@BuckyHermit) May 11, 2014
Speaking of lowest common denominator jokes, check out these guys …
Someone must have rubbed Boudreau's fat fuck belly cause Ducks are getting lucky
— Surly Jacob (@surlierthanthou) May 11, 2014
Must get traffic in front of that pussy rookie of theirs. Sustained. Snap his twine and wreck him.
— Bobby Scribe (@kingsofhockey) May 11, 2014
#FatFuck #Pussy #Analysis
Winner: @DucksFanZone* (*I know huh, you got nervous when you didn’t see it in its usual spot.)
John Gibson: Kingslayer (minus the incestuous tendencies)
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) May 11, 2014
WUT
Second Round, War of Words:
Kings: Darryl Sutter, via lakingsinsider.com
On the difficulty in pulling Jonathan Quick, and the thought process in doing so:
It wasn’t difficult, and the thought process was we’d given up two goals. [Reporter: And you got the response, except for the goals.] Hell, we should’ve done it sooner. They were scared to shoot at him.On what it will take to “recover” from two straight losses:
Oh, I don’t know if I can. I don’t think I can recover. I mean, it’s almost impossible.On home ice not having a major impact in the series:
We should’ve gone to Anaheim last night and bused over today.On how to improve from averaging one shot per power play:
Tonight? [Reporter: Yeah.] Oh, jeez, good thing you told me. We only got one shot tonight per power play. That means jeez, I guess we’re going to have to shoot the puck more. [Reporter: Seriously, do you talk? What do you guys do from the bench, saying, ‘If we don’t shoot, we’ve got no chance here.’] I’ll remember that, yep, I’ll remember that.Ducks: Devanye Smith-Pelly, via lakingsinsider.com
Devante Smith-Pelly, on the teams developing a hatred for each other:
Yeah, we’re probably pretty tired of each other, tired of looking at each other every game. The hatred has gradually picked up and I expect it to stay that way the rest of the way.Look, EVERYBODY is tired of looking at Corey Perry.
Winner: Anagrams
Here @theroyalhalf, have an anagrammed Ducks roster! Made it while drunk after game 4. Cheered me up a bit. pic.twitter.com/muReZb6i8H
— Kari Allender (@KariAllender) May 12, 2014
Power rankings: 1. Worm Fecal, 2. Josh Boning, 3. Vag Fribblejokers
Third Round, Video Highlight of the Week:
Kings:
!Olè¡ RT @wyshynski: One last thing until the 'morn: Take a drink every time someone on TV calls him "Alex" Martinez. Sheesh … #LAKings
— Alex Martinez (@27_alexmartinez) May 4, 2014
¡Olè!
— Alex Martinez (@27_alexmartinez) May 6, 2014
Ducks:
A spectacular end-to-end play by Tanner Pearson, bested by an even better save.
Winner: John Gibson
Congrats on winning the Stanley Cup, the Conn Smythe, the Calder, the Vezina, and the Hart in one game.
WINNER OF THE WEEK: MORE LIKE PIE DADDY AMIRITE!?!?!?!
BET PAID!!! pic.twitter.com/yzikFwkPsy
— Bailey LA Kings (@BaileyLAKings) May 11, 2014