TRH RECAP – SAN JOSE SHARKS ROUND 1 GAME 6: That Escalated Quickly
KINGS 4, SHARKS 1
Now, where were we?
Ah yes, my good pal @KingTufficult was ready to kill me if the LA Kings lost to the San Jose Sharks in Game 6:
The last two Game 6's the LA Kings played at home: Stanley Cup clinching win. McFlurry Miracle.
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) April 27, 2014
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Let’s see how that all turned out…
Like I said if Stalock blows dick today, you can't go back to Niemi for game 7. Fuck McLellan
— Aaron Derek (@AaronDerek) April 28, 2014
It has reached a point where Niemi fangirls are hoping Stalock fails. You're not a Sharks fan. Get the fuck out.
— Name of Mast (@TheMastTweets) April 28, 2014
During SJS vs. DET in 2011, I never got a sense the Sharks were panicking. This move to Stalock reads like the PANIC!!! scene in Airplane.
— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) April 28, 2014
At least the Sharks are keeping their composure!
THEY'RE STARTING STALOCK?!!!!!! Fuck this bullshit!!!!!!! NIEMI WASNT THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!!
— LegardeHD (@LegardeHD) April 28, 2014
Grab a lot of Kleenex for all the crying later lol #SJ_SHARKS RT @reconjerry: What to do for tonight's game? #GoKingsGo
— CaLi559 (@BeastModeCali) April 29, 2014
Roses are red violets are blue stalock is starting so LA FUCK YOU
— alex carrillo (@alexcarrillo7) April 29, 2014
Stalock better keep that net safe from the kings of the fags or LA
— Mike™ (@Entropy_Xe) April 29, 2014
Yeah, let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
And the kings score…FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER AUGH!!!! Sharks trail 0-1
— The Teal Ladies (@TheTealLadies) April 29, 2014
Already Sharks?!? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you guys suck! Should of ended the series two games ago you stupid idiots
— Jamaican Me Crazy (@Vicdomination) April 29, 2014
Justin Williams can fuck right off!
— Nolan (@MLSFAN20) April 29, 2014
Hey Justin Williams, make like a tree & fuck off ya plug
— Sly Cooper (@EaglesSharksfan) April 29, 2014
@gwendylulu was that Demers just holding his dick as Williams walked far post? Fuck me.
— Mark Robinson (@ShmarkAttack) April 29, 2014
I'm literally crying now. Doughty feeds it to the net, Williams puts it home. Then the @LAKings play a Jaws video. Sharks blood in the water
— Emily Redenbach (@aussiemily) April 29, 2014
As much as I'd rather see the Sharks win. It would be fucking hilarious if the Kings came back to win this series.
— Josh Hamilton (@sheas_slap_shot) April 29, 2014
Why am I a sharks fan? Fucking blowing it!
— Brenden Campbell (@Bcampbell1922) April 29, 2014
SHARKS DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
— PaulinaSotelo (@linatelo) April 29, 2014
dont fucking choke sharks
— Yusuf (@YusufM_24) April 29, 2014
There's a chance that I'll hate the sharks forever if they let this go 7
— Samantha Costa (@SamCosta11) April 29, 2014
Solid start for Sharks fans!
SECOND PERIOD:
Ok 4 shots of vodka since 1st period. Lets fucking score 2nd period please sharks.
— Rosita (@rositabeezy) April 29, 2014
SERIOUSLY. LETS GO SHARKS. QUIT FUCKING AROUND.
— Daniel Lopez (@DanielLopez_529) April 29, 2014
5-on-3!!! Sharks, please god, fucking score #LETSGO
— Logan Timmons (@LTimmons12) April 29, 2014
1:38 of 5 on 3 you better fucking score sharks
— Danny Delamater (@DeltaDood24) April 29, 2014
5 on 3 you better fucking score sharks
— chloe mcalpine (@chloemcalpine12) April 29, 2014
THIS IS A 5 ON 3 SHARKS, FOR THE LOVE CHRIST FUCKING SCORE
— Duke Silver (@Dliconmynuts) April 29, 2014
Sharks are fucking up man
— kristina (@vleksvndrovnv) April 29, 2014
Jesus fucking Christ!!! What the fuck Sharks?!
— Nolan (@MLSFAN20) April 29, 2014
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SAN JOSE SHARKS
— Maie (May) (@MaieAiyed) April 29, 2014
That was fucking garbage. #Sharks
— Chris Jones (@VoRtExXSe7eN) April 29, 2014
YOU WERE ON A FUCKING 5 ON 3 AND YOU COULDNT FUCKING SCORE!?? The sharks deserve to lose.
— Jamaican Me Crazy (@Vicdomination) April 29, 2014
HEY SHARKS HERE'S A HINT: SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOT IT!!!! unfreakingbelievable
— Merope (@MsMerope) April 29, 2014
FUCKING SHARKS SMFH……
— WTF (@wtfubetting) April 29, 2014
SHARKS. THIS IS CALLED A FUCKING GIFT. MAKE USE AND SCORE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN IT
— Priti (@PritiH8Machine) April 29, 2014
LOL great times.
I AM FUCKING DEAD. Todd McLellans (Sharks coach) son is on tinder.
— Lora Andrews (@Electrifying) April 29, 2014
What now?
WHAT THE HECK SHEPPARD YOU ROCK MY WORLD
— Noelle (@noelle_starr) April 29, 2014
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! SHEPPARD with the educated stick! WOOOOOOOOT!!!! #SJSharks #BeatLA
— Howard MacEachern (@Azhoun) April 29, 2014
James Sheppard just wow. Keep the momentum going! We all believe in you!
— Noelle (@noelle_starr) April 29, 2014
who. the. fuck. is james sheppard?
— JoeTheMohlStar (@JoeyTheGreat19) April 29, 2014
I blame that Tinder tweet for the Kings letting their guard down.
THIRD PERIOD:
Fucking joke. Sharks just got fucked
— Zak (@NoseFaceKiller) April 29, 2014
The San Jose Sharks just got fucking robbed by that god awful fucking call. How are you going to say that shouldn't have been a dead puck???
— Timo Gondi (@tGodes) April 29, 2014
The sharks had them down 3-0. Now theres about to be a game 7, un fucking believable
— keith (@Ganodermic) April 29, 2014
what the fuck nhl. You going to have a rule and enforce it or just continue to fuck the Sharks all year? FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'M BEYOND PO'D
— Murphhh (@Cody_Murphh) April 29, 2014
ONCE AGAIN THE FUCKING NHL IS FUCKING AGAINST THE SHARKS
— ✨ (@missclutch_) April 29, 2014
Fucking bullshit call – Sharks SCREWED. Someone trying to force a Game 7 to sell more tickets? #SJSharks
— SJ.exe (@twistedperceptn) April 29, 2014
Oh you have the puck covered ok well just push you an the puck in the net! #nogoal #fuckLA
— Blake Maitoza (@bmaitoza) April 29, 2014
BULL FUCKING SHIT! HE TRAPPED THE PUCK #FUCKLA #STOPCHEATING
— Alex Olguin (@RamonOlguin) April 29, 2014
THAT GOAL DID NOT COUNT! #FUCKLA
— Cloe Santosss (@SantosCloe) April 29, 2014
It didn’t?
FUCK LA they would pull some bullshit like this Williams is not going to make it to see another day #FUCKLA
— Spencer Phillips (@SPbayarea25) April 29, 2014
Think I found Raffi Torres’ private Twitter account.
What fucking bullshit again the referees fuck the Sharks
— Erik (@3inchesofPain) April 29, 2014
So, would the @nhl just come out and say they don't like the sharks already? Stop fucking with us already.
— Mel L. (@hOnEyXbEe) April 29, 2014
The sharks suck dick. Fat fucking dick.
— Tooz (@tannerjamesss) April 29, 2014
FUCK THIS.. WELL SHARKS I HAVE ZERO FAITH IN YOU.. YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING PLAYOFFS… CHOKE. CHOKE.
— Ms Amanda Jayne (@MsAmandaJayne) April 29, 2014
I'm so fucking embarrassed to be a sharks fan
— David (@DavidW182) April 29, 2014
these last 2 minutes have been a nightmare for the Sharks
— Scott (@mottysco) April 29, 2014
I'm done, fuck this. Same ole fucking sharks year after year.
— Mark Davis (@MarkDavisRaider) April 29, 2014
Fucking sharks choking in the end like ALWAYS fucking idiots
— BENNYBLANCO (@_Nuevee) April 29, 2014
This is #Sharks playoff hockey. Fucking choke artists. I am sick of this shit. I hate sports lol.
— ChrisIsTheWayILive (@GOSU49) April 29, 2014
FUCK THIS SHIT IF THE SHARKS LOSE THE SERIES OFF OF BULLSHIT CALLS LIKE THIS I'M NEVER GIVING THE NHL A DIME OF MY FUCKING MONEY AGAIN
— WTT 4 Fair Referees (@FuckTheLAKings) April 29, 2014
Well shit. Looks like the Sharks are gonna do what they always do and choke hard in the playoffs. Fucking dumb.
— Jack Barrett (@JackBarrett9213) April 29, 2014
YOU COCK SUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. STOP LETTING THEM SCORE OF FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT PISS FUCK. DAMNIT. SHARKS.
— Mario LaCaffinie (@superfro432) April 29, 2014
i am fucking done with this shit. luckily i am working during game 7 so i wont break my computer while i watch the sharks implode
— – (@simo19) April 29, 2014
Done. Fucking done. What a collapse #Sharks. Choking like a teenager's chicken.
— Curt King (@KingOfCurtopia) April 29, 2014
HELL YA COUTURE! #pussyasskings #fuckla #game7inSJ
— Alex Olguin (@RamonOlguin) April 29, 2014
Wow, Jonathan Quick attacking Thornton from behind. Quick continues to be a classless piece of shit. #FuckLA
— Muldoon (@dkmuldoon) April 29, 2014
Yep, that’s exactly how it went down.
Winning the game and Quick still acts like a little b*tch. #FuckLA #SJSharks
— James (@mcjames) April 29, 2014
#LAKings team is full of goons. #FuckLA #BeatLA #NHLplayoffs #SJSharks #NHL
— Dominique (@BaySportsGirl) April 29, 2014
Jonathan Quick is a little bitch. #GoSharks #fuckLA
— Alexandra Montijo (@montijo11) April 29, 2014
Wow classy Kings fan at their best. #BeatLA #FuckLA #Game7
— Laura (@Tanzzzz36) April 29, 2014
@JonathanQuick32 sit the fuck down you bitch you fucking suck pussy #fuckLA #BecauseItsTheCup #StanleyCupPlayoffs
— Zack Roselli (@RoselliZack) April 29, 2014
Quick, I hope someone slashes your throat next time you leave the crease. #cheapshot #bitch #FuckLA
— Erik Nyman (@Erik_Nyman) April 29, 2014
You tell ’em, Erik!
Id like to show Jonathan Quick how quickly I can kick his ass! #fuckLA
— Cyn ❤⚽ (@ThatSanchezGirl) April 29, 2014
That ref has intent to blow… To blow dicks in hell #fuckla #fuckthekings #kingssuck #fucknhl
— The Birdman (@birdmancashmny) April 29, 2014
…wow. Not sure what to say to all of that.
Gosh, that was rude.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
3. Retta
Yasssssssss!!!!!! Right now #JustinWilliamsCanGetIt!! Someone give him my number. #GoKingsGo
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) April 29, 2014
Don’t you fucking TOUCH #Quickie!!!!!!!!! I will knock a muhfuhkuh OUUUUTTTT! #GoKingsGo
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) April 29, 2014
Someone get Retta to Game 7!
2. Joe Thornton
At first Joe Thornton was like…
And then he was like…
But then he was like…
1. Justin Williams
Everyone remembers that amazingly awesome thing that Justin Williams did during Game 6, right?
No, not that one.
Nor that one.
Raffi Torres just left his feet again to hit justin Williams…did anyone else see that? @wyshynski @twolinepass @jtbourne
— Ryan McCloskey (@hockeydoc21) April 29, 2014
@LAKings Williams takes down Torres n sits on him n then runs away like a little FUCKING BITCH Be ready ur gunna get ur asses kicked
— Nick Dotzler (@DotzNick) April 29, 2014
Oh, Justin, I don’t think there’s any way I could love you more.
Justin Williams has 5 goals and 4 assists in 4 Game 7’s.
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) April 29, 2014
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