TRH RECAP – SAN JOSE SHARKS ROUND 1 GAME 4: #ReverseSweep Begins
KINGS 6, SHARKS 3
Fuuuuuuck LA who wants to #SweepLA ?! #SJSharks #SharksTerritory #SharksTalk #SharksFam pic.twitter.com/miJevkCJ65
— Shark Girls (@SharkGirlsHC) April 24, 2014
I… I don’t even know…
@PumperNicholl Ugh. pic.twitter.com/30P2tKF5FU
— almsmcq (@Almsmcq) April 24, 2014
…let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
GOOAL!!! FUCK YOU SHARKS!!!WE WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT COCKSUCKERS!!!! @LAKings #GKG
— The Dirty Dr. Seuss (@MilkyLinguistic) April 25, 2014
GABORIK! FUCK YEAH! GO KINGS GO! #LAKings #NeverSayDie #BeatSJ #believe
— Greg #poopytail (@PucksAndGrub) April 25, 2014
Fuck Burns! Fuck Torres! Fuck Burns even more! You know what fuck both of you the same! @LAKings #GKG
— The Dirty Dr. Seuss (@MilkyLinguistic) April 25, 2014
FUCK @LAKings or should i say #LAqueens
— kenny pham (@kenny408831) April 25, 2014
Dam why ???only 7 seconds left in the 1st period..fuck #LAKings give a goal to tie it
— Art California (@Cali_Artaveli) April 25, 2014
every game #Quick Being hung out to dry by the #LAKings come on guys he can only do so much FUCK
— David s… (@PUCKME1) April 25, 2014
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck #LAKings
— Melanie Mode (@melanie_mode) April 25, 2014
Fuck you NBCSN for sticking us with the dick eating Sharks announcers. #lakings fans deserve better
— Gordon Williams (@elgordo4045) April 25, 2014
SECOND PERIOD:
The @LAKings are gonna win and our #LocalLadyChef @MelanieFinchHK is gonna fuck shit up on #HellsKitchen #BecauseISaidSo #ArrogantBastard
— Mike (@MHanna39) April 25, 2014
That tweet quickly changed course.
Raffi Torres goes well out of his way to board Dustin Brown, to the surprise of absolutely no one
— Jewels frm the Crown (@JFTC_Kings) April 25, 2014
Never change, Raffi Torres.
I hope @SanJoseSharks whoops the FUCK outta @LAKings. #ForReal
— Brian Lee (@FutureShock23) April 25, 2014
A greasy ass goal from Williams! FUCK YEAH! GO KINGS GO! #LAKings #NeverSayDie #Believe #BeatSJ
— Greg #poopytail (@PucksAndGrub) April 25, 2014
What the fuck is up with all these dam rebounds Quick!!!? #LAKings
— David Garcia (@BigDRIV) April 25, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK LA KINGS???!! QUICK STOP LEAVING REBOUNDS YOU JACKASS
— Bubba Watson (@paulstiga215) April 25, 2014
Fuck you San Jose…just Fuck you #LAKings
— Tony Churik (@tChurik) April 25, 2014
Fuck Jonathan quick! #SJSharks #NHLplayoffs #LAKings
— Dustin O'Brien (@DOB1105) April 25, 2014
Fuck the la kings!
— G (@Dope415) April 25, 2014
FUCK THAT SJ LETS GO!!!! F @KevinHarvick F @DeLanaHarvick #LAKINGS @NotHartsy19
— Dennis Tester (@DTESTER24) April 25, 2014
Yeah, screw the LA Kings! …and apparently Kevin and DeLana Harvick while we’re at it!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU @LAKings
— Jesus (@adrianx408) April 25, 2014
I think that means things are going well for the Kings.
THIRD PERIOD:
Now… THIS is what the @LAKings should have looked like this entire series!!! Kings win this.. I say it goes 7 games!! Mark my words
— Evel Dick Donato (@EvelDick) April 25, 2014
If the guy who won Big Brother 8 believes, then we all should believe.
@EvelDick @LAKings You are one of my fave Big Bro guests but San Jose will wax LA in Game 5 The Tank. Too much speed. Pride for LA tonight
— Michael Baca (@Mbaca24) April 25, 2014
Every major point that I make the rest of my life will now begin with:
“You are one of my fave Big Bro guests but…”
Wish I could cheer on the @Dodgers like I am my @LAKings . But @SportsNetLA is greedy as fuck. Dodgers are LA's team not TimeWarners team.
— Nick Mata (@niiikkk) April 25, 2014
People seem to love lumping in the Kings with whatever real point they’re trying to make.
Fuck LA kings! Fucking sorry ass team! LOL
— LeaSara★ (@Babyqurl408) April 25, 2014
LOL good one!!!!
Fuck the @LAKings ! Sucker punch people like a little bitch ! #yousucktoes #REFSsucktoo
— justinemorales (@Justteenieish_) April 25, 2014
Damn @LAKings gangster as fuck
— INDIE 5HUNNID (@yung_pony) April 25, 2014
Sometimes it takes more than a chant. SoCal stand UP! @LAClippers @LAKings #BattleofCalifornia pic.twitter.com/F13lQTdgP4
— FOX Sports Live (@FOXSportsLive) April 25, 2014
it's cute how #LAKings fans think there will be a game 6. we blew you the fuck out at the tank and will continue to do so. come at me bro
— S†aci (@stacimurder) April 25, 2014
@LAKings FUCK THE LOS ANGELES QUEENS. @SanJoseSharks got this in 5
— Joey Welsh (@j_a_Welsh) April 25, 2014
@SJSharksshow @LAKings fuck you kings I hope Quick chokes on his dick
— Screw The LA Queens (@BradyThompson16) April 25, 2014
@LAKings your whole team is full of a bunch of pussies on your teamthat bitch and complain about every single play so fuck the kings
— lorentz mercer (@Thizzlemaster) April 25, 2014
Great points, everyone.
But here’s what I think about all of that:
3. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING!
Kings win! Streamers! Robyn Regehr apparently doing this before the game!
2. Marian Gaborik
Guys, I think I’m falling in love with Marian Gaborik.
1. Tyler Toffoli
Let me have birthday sex with Tyler Toffoli..
— ☯ Abby ☯ (@LomeliAbby) April 25, 2014
