TRH RECAP SAN JOSE SHARKS ROUND 1 GAME 1: ‘WTF KINGS’ EDITION
KINGS 3, SHARKS 6
♫It’s the most wonderful time of the year…♫
Welcome back, friends!
It’s been 11 months since we last saw the LA Kings and San Jose Sharks slug it out in a seven-game playoff series and we all remember how much fun that was!
*looks through last season’s recaps and notes*
…OK so apparently neither fan base enjoyed that series. Like, at all.
Sure, there were moments of pure jubilation, such as Trevor Lewis’ game-winning goal in Game 2 and Logan Couture’s overtime dagger in Game 3. But, for the most part, it was sheer torture to watch the highs and lows unfold.
I really, really, really don’t want to go through that again.
However, we find ourselves right back in the middle of the chaos.
So sit back and try to enjoy what I’m sure is going to be a low-scoring Game 1!
*opens handle of vodka while uncontrollably sobbing*
FIRST PERIOD:
1-0 Sharks
have the kings game on but honestly just don't give a shit because what the fuck does it even matter
— richard homer (@richardhomer) April 18, 2014
what the fuck are the kings doing stop it
— heather (@ANZEKOPlTAR) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. C'MON KINGS
— Andrea Amanda (@gueraxloca) April 18, 2014
2-0 Sharks
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK KINGS. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES.
— Nox (@NoxIsAnAsshole) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE KINGS DOING?!?!
— raffi (@raffi_tapanian) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings
— Alec Miller (@Alecmillerr) April 18, 2014
#LAKINGS. WTF !!!!!!!
— Maureen Pride (@dunecelt) April 18, 2014
Wtf @LAKings fucking step it up!! #fuck
— oj sarmiento (@newpeoplesarmy) April 18, 2014
WTF @LAKings!!???
— Tony V (@TONYCRUNK) April 18, 2014
3-0 Sharks
Jaysus Kings! What the fuck???
— Far D (@fardareismai2) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK KINGS!!!
— E l i s e (@elisebaby__) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings
— Veronica Kazaryan (@vkazaryan13) April 18, 2014
What the actual fuck Kings…
— #BecauseItsTheCup (@ammyliuu) April 18, 2014
WTF IS GOING ON?!?! @LAKings Are we in the playoffs or having a horrible scrimmage??
— Vick Baronian (@vickbaronian) April 18, 2014
@LAKings Kings, WTF!? You guys better get as pissed as I am and get it together during this intermission. Because seriously, WTF! #BeatSJ
— nworcg (@nworcg) April 18, 2014
Down 0-3 to the Ducks. #LAKings 1st period. #wtf
— Fabio de Zine (@FabiodeZine) April 18, 2014
WTF @LAKings 2 quick goals?
— Juan Garcia (@jgarc1a) April 18, 2014
What the actual fuck is happening. Stop sucking, Kings! #believe?? #LAKings #becauseitsthecup
— Ashley Vanga (@ashvanga) April 18, 2014
Kings… WHAT THE FUCK?!!
— Eric (@Eric_Acosta_) April 18, 2014
SECOND PERIOD:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE KINGS DOING
— Ian (@ianfromidaho) April 18, 2014
what the fuck are you doing kings
— Brie Howell (@hailbrie) April 18, 2014
LA Kings, WTF?
— jazzercise (@thearrctic) April 18, 2014
4-0 Sharks
WHAT THE FUCK KINGS
— harley wyatt (@Harley_Wyatt) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings
— Nathan (@NathanE95) April 18, 2014
What the fuck are you doing kings? ;-;
— Itchy Ballsacks (@SempiternalBabe) April 18, 2014
What the fuck is wrong with the kings…
— brianna (@Bri_Edwards_) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings!! #getyourshittogether
— Garet Burzuik (@theBirdsthaWord) April 18, 2014
And it would be Torres. WTF. #LAKings
— Dante Poe (@DantePoe) April 18, 2014
LA Kings…WTF?!?!
— Mariiizziii✨✨ (@2fantabulush) April 18, 2014
The Kings are losing 4-0, what the fuck…
— A$AP Birch (@skbirch213) April 18, 2014
Ha so this is the complete opposite of how the Kings were playing to get into the playoffs… What the fuck is going on?!
— Trevor Johnson (@_TrevorJohnson) April 18, 2014
5-0 Sharks
This game is such a shit show. #wtf #lakings
— Megan (@Meggilynn16) April 18, 2014
what in the actual FUCK, Kings? this isn't hockey. this is a train wreak.
— kirk mcpherson (@KirkLikesStuff) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings
— Veronica Kazaryan (@vkazaryan13) April 18, 2014
What the fuck is up with the kings?
— Leo Petrossian (@LeoPetrossian) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK KINGS REALLY YOUR GUYS ARE GOING TO GET SHUTOUT BUY THE FUCKING TEAM THAT CHANTS CHOMP CHOMP ?!?WTF
— Maryoooooo (@Ayeee_mariooo) April 18, 2014
what. the. fuck. kings.
— Brittni (@MissBrittni04) April 18, 2014
Kings. What the fuck.
— Wittle Wiwy (@baberhamlincoln) April 18, 2014
HOW ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE KINGS TODAY WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY OMFG
— BlueSt⚾rm #BeatSJ (@LAKINGDodgers) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK KINGS!!!!
— Christian Joseph. (@steezychris98) April 18, 2014
@noah_foshoa99 NOAH I DONT PLAY FOR THE KINGS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT TEAMS WIN TEAMS LOSE SHUT THE FUCK UP YA CUNT
— Niickkk (@NickOfxOsiris) April 18, 2014
KINGS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RIGHT NOW
— PC (@PenguinsCutie) April 18, 2014
What. The. Fuck. Kings.
— Yordano Ventura (@israeltooreal) April 18, 2014
OK now I'm thinking I'm super glad I can't watch the Kings game #SJSvsLAK #whatthefuck
— Sarah Lorelle (@MsSarahLorelle) April 18, 2014
What the fuck is going on Kings?
— David Charming (@CharmingDavid) April 18, 2014
God dammit kings what the fuck !!
— nate elisalda (@vsbnate) April 18, 2014
What the fuck is up with the Kings tonight.
— xMIKEx714x (@MIKEDGAF1503) April 18, 2014
What the fuck kings
— Austin Brooks (@aBrooooks12) April 18, 2014
5 fucking 0, why? What the fuck? #Kings
— ♛Danny Vane♛ (@vannydane) April 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON KINGS
— Joanne Ramirez (@joannemiichelle) April 18, 2014
The Sharks are more physical, faster to the puck, and focused. And as I typed this, they score again. FUCK THIS SHIT IM GOING TO BED.
— Justin (@JSelga23) April 18, 2014
FUCK THE SHARKS pic.twitter.com/4TTaLvenJ0
— raffi (@raffi_tapanian) April 18, 2014
THIRD PERIOD:
Kings like what the fuck.
— Lord Kayser (@Gareeezzy) April 18, 2014
5-1 Sharks
5-2 Sharks
5-3 Sharks
6-3 Sharks
Fuck. At least we didn't get shut out and we probably had the sharks worrying. Its not a series until you lose at home
— Justin Saavedra (@JSaavedra92) April 18, 2014
loved the fact that we scared the shit out of the sharks fans for a bit, we lost but we ain't no one to fuck with, never get to comfortable
— Edwin Acuna (@Edwinprime) April 18, 2014
…that’s exactly what happened!
3. Jonathan Quick
WTF QUICK WHAT THE FUCK.
— Europe ♥ (@EuropeLondon) April 18, 2014
Wtf quick you disappoint
— Derek Wong (@sjsallday) April 18, 2014
Wtf Quick.
— Michelle Telford (@rememberIOU) April 18, 2014
Wtf was that Quick?! Falling down now durp a durp
— Tony (@Kingfluffy) April 18, 2014
Fuck. …. Jonathan Quick how you falling asleep? You fatherless piece of shit
— Nick (@Nick_0099) April 18, 2014
What the fuck @JonathanQuick32 get your thumb out of your ass
— Jake Hillyard (@jake_hilliard15) April 18, 2014
Bahahahaha. Wtf was Quick doing
— Brandon Sofranko (@YouMeAndDupuis) April 18, 2014
wtf Quick.
— skye ♡ (@skyeetb) April 18, 2014
— Derek (@derekram4444) April 18, 2014
WTF QUICK!? STOP PLAYING SO DEEP!!
— Durt Bag (@Jdm_Matthew) April 18, 2014
Quick wtf gtfo of net ur bad
— Alecia (@AlecJBarton) April 18, 2014
Wtf is goin on with Quick?!
— Swaggy B (@B_Raw77) April 18, 2014
Quick is getting shit on wtf
— Jon Kuwik (@KuwikJon) April 18, 2014
Bruh quick forgot how to play goalie wtf
— Laz (@lazarus_ryan) April 18, 2014
#LAKings #LAKvsSJS Yeesh… this is ugly. This isn't supposed to happen w/ a goalie like Quick -__- #WTF
— ‾‾‾‾‾] ⅄˥Ⅎ ſ [‾‾‾‾‾ (@jflysocal) April 18, 2014
So Jonathan Quick gave up 5 goals tonight. What the fuck is life.
— Joe Winkel (@JoeTheShow365) April 18, 2014
Good thing for Quick that
Dean Lombardi can’t use his compliance buyout during the playoffs!
2. The San Jose Sharks Offense
The most amazing part is that this was taken during the second period.
1. Raffi Torres
Raffi Torres is an anagram for
“O Farts Firer.”
