TRH RECAP 70: GABBO FABBO!
KINGS 2, CAPITALS 1(SO)
The LA Kings went on an 8-game winning streak.
That’s good!
They followed it up with a 3-game losing streak.
That’s bad.
But they get to play the Washington Capitals next.
That’s good!
The Capitals are on a 3-game winning streak.
That’s bad.
Washington is under .500 on the road.
That’s good!
The Kings tend to put up impressive Corsi and Fenwick numbers while being unable to capitalize on scoring opportunities.
*blank stare*
That’s bad!
The Caps/Kings game is on at 10:30. Stupid California hockey…
— Tyler Windover (@w1ndyy) March 20, 2014
Boo on California for being in a different timezone!
Need a "Deport Ovechkin" poster to take to the Kings v. Caps game tonight. #Russia #Putin pic.twitter.com/ct77lCQAia
— Eric Peterson (@ehp22) March 20, 2014
Whoa now!
I cant wait for the Caps to play against the kings we goin to smash their souls #GoCaps
— mynameisjulian (@Masterjulianxx) March 20, 2014
Should I even bother watching the Kings-Caps?
— Adam #BelieveInBlue (@hockeycritter1) March 21, 2014
Almost time for Caps-Kings. Pajamas? Check. Caffeine? Check. 8 million jokes about Jeff Carter? Locked and loaded. Let's do this, kids.
— Becca H (@BeccaH_JR) March 21, 2014
LOL Jeff Carter is a millionaire Stanley Cup Champion,
Gold Medal Olympian that lives on a beach in Southern California! LOL!!!
My God, the Kings history montage is fantastic. Also, Bob Miller immediately follows Ovechkin's 46 goals w/a plus-minus mention. #Caps
— Samuel Chamberlain (@SChamberlainFOX) March 21, 2014
Never stop trolling, Bob.
Am I missing something? Is Ovechkin on our team now? #LAKings #ovechkin #waitwhat @LAKings pic.twitter.com/4pWMLYNMXW
— Alexia Dox (@AlexiaDox) March 21, 2014
@theroyalhalf worst jersey foul ever pic.twitter.com/J5Yhc3KXQo
— Mikey P (@sigtauez188) March 21, 2014
Kings fans, everyone!
Or… Caps fans, everyone!
I’m not sure.
LETS GO CAPS. FUCK. THE. KINGS.
— #BanThePrius (@croppz06TJ) March 21, 2014
Let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
Kings announcers surprised that Regehr is skating against the Ovechkin line. Hasn't he done that the last few times Caps play Kings?
— Jack Anderson (@jackandersonIII) March 21, 2014
Note: This is Robyn Regehr’s first game against the Caps as a member of the Kings.
I do hate the kings with a passion but I'm rooting for them to beat the caps #gkg
— Chandler Madry (@Cmadry84) March 21, 2014
Someone please tell the Caps that they are allowed to play in the Kings D-zone some of the time…
— CapsCast (@CapsCast) March 21, 2014
Fuck Kopitar
— Larry (@Rcummings8) March 21, 2014
Fuckin kopitar pic.twitter.com/sjwPSOag7D
— #BanThePrius (@croppz06TJ) March 21, 2014
Fuck Andrew Kopitar.
— Tyler Windover (@w1ndyy) March 21, 2014
Yeah, you tell Andrew!
GABORIK + KOPITAR= SUPER SHOT
— ☯ Abby ☯ (@LomeliAbby) March 21, 2014
Gaborik to Kopitar to my heart.
— Nick Chapin (@dightkwing) March 21, 2014
Wait penner on the caps now? Im so late
— Yoliee :* (@yoliee_kings) March 21, 2014
…
SECOND PERIOD:
Caps jersey…Kings hat…makes sense?
— Chip Tamplin (@chizrocker88) March 21, 2014
It would be so heartbreaking if the caps score a goal here…the Kings are working so fucking hard this game they deserve this one!
— Michelle Telford (@rememberIOU) March 21, 2014
Kings/Caps. Titty Sprinkles. #LAKings #WashingtonCapitals #WeAreAllKings @ STAPLES Center http://t.co/lPfE60IN2L
— Christian Allen (@ChristianAllen1) March 21, 2014
“Titty Sprinkles.”
THIRD PERIOD:
I'm going to bed before the 3rd period. Too tired to watch. Hope the Caps give the Kings hell in the 3rd
— Brian Neall (@BrianNeall) March 21, 2014
Do you even watch the games, bro?
Being down 1-0 to Quick and the Kings feels like 3-0 to anyone else. #Caps
— Jay Prots (@Prots89) March 21, 2014
WARDOOOOOOOO!!! #CapsKings #caps #kings #nhl
— Moose (@Moosifer) March 21, 2014
Oh no…
…
OVERTIME:
KINGS AND CAPS GOING TO OVERTIME I REPEAT KINGS AND CAPS GOING TO OVERTIME #ANXIETY
— ✨ Shannoη ✨ (@shannnzilla) March 21, 2014
Oh no no no no…
COME ON KINGS FUCK THE CAPS
— Mahoose (@SMahon_10) March 21, 2014
All I can do is moan fuck over and over! #LAKings
— Caitlin (@CaitlinGielen) March 21, 2014
I'm going to hear South Park characters saying "go kings go" in my sleep tonight. #Caps
— Jason Linn (@Jason_Linn21) March 21, 2014
YESSS!!! FUCK YESS!! KINGS WIN!!…. Gaborik = SILK! #GOKINGSGO #LAKings
— Anthony.S (@AnthStav) March 21, 2014
I hate Jonathan quick, I hate the la kings, I hate the west coast. Fuck.
— Tommy Gibson (@Coach_TommyG) March 21, 2014
*thumbs up*
GABORIK DA GAWD
— Patches O'Yulihan. (@retrospeaks) March 21, 2014
@BaileyLAKings @LAKings FUCK YOU.
— Austin (@VIIXVIIXI) March 21, 2014
@LAKings FUCK OFF KINGS.
— Austin (@VIIXVIIXI) March 21, 2014
@LAKings please fuck off.
— Austin (@VIIXVIIXI) March 21, 2014
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3. Darryl Sutter
Congratulations to Darryl Sutter on his 500th @NHL victory! pic.twitter.com/6CvGrF8fFG
— LA Kings (@LAKings) March 21, 2014
Congratulations, and thanks for all of the GIFable memories.
2. Jonathan Quick
*SWOON*
1. Marian Gaborik
Man, I love Marian Gaborik.
