TRH RECAP 69: CATASTROPHOENIX!
COYOTES 4, KINGS 3
What can you say about a game where the Kings went down 2-0 before you could bat an eye?
(Or bat a puck into an eye.)
A game where they rallied back to lead 3-2, only to let Phoenix tie it back up?
Where Jonathan Quick made the two best saves of his life… except that one of them was actually a goal.
The good: Tanner Pearson scored. Alec Martinez scored on a culturally insensitive holiday. Bailey wore a green hat.
The bad: Everything else.
It was a day that will be primarily remembered for a seismic event (and no, that’s not a euphemism for a Shane Doan tantrum).
TREMBLER TWEETS:
This is all San Andreas' fault :(
— King Tufficult (@KingTufficult) March 18, 2014
Fuck you earthquake!!! You messed up my directv box!!! If I miss the Kings game I will punch you in the throat!!! Earthquake 1 – Me 0!!!
— Marcus Lopez (@decoy171) March 18, 2014
Fresh off his first earthquake, Marian Gaborik does an interpretive earthquake dance after his go-ahead goal. http://t.co/1XjqiBqWyy
— Jewels frm the Crown (@JFTC_Kings) March 18, 2014
LA is so dramatic. Im at the Kings game and they want to have a moment of silence for the earthquake victims. pic.twitter.com/EsYpFQ9jh5
— Hugh Moore (@Hugh_Moore) March 18, 2014
LA: Where the weak earthquake is more exciting than an LA Kings game. :P
— Oscar (@orphieus) March 18, 2014
Man, we could feel everyone jumping off the Vancouver Canucks bandwagon all the way down here in Los Angeles just now.
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) March 17, 2014
It was a day that will be remembered as the worst St. Patrick’s Day ever.
CLOVER COMMENTS:
March 17. The day we see tons of Greene and feel thankful tomorrow when we don't.
— King Tufficult (@KingTufficult) March 18, 2014
No better feeling than being totally blitzed at a LA Kings game with a lead on St. Patrick's Day
— Frank Ojeda (@ucladodgerdog) March 18, 2014
Thank god St. Patrick's Day makes it acceptable to be drinking already. The Kings are God awful tonight. #LAKings @PumperNicholl @mayorNHL
— Travis Beckman (@TBeckman3) March 18, 2014
Kings are having a nice parade for St. Patrick's Day… a St. Patrick's Penalty Parade.
— Vegas Jeff (@vegasjeff) March 18, 2014
“@theroyalhalf: IN-GAME GIFs: Drew Doughty had too much green beer last night. http://t.co/Kq68oThXVW” blood-boiling, unspeakable rage.
— Jason Anderson (@JBAnderson) March 18, 2014
It was a day that continued to provide the frustrated Kings’ faithful with another hearty round of…
ROYAL RAGE TWEETS:
Referees were sent by illuminati to fuck over the Kings.
— BlueSt⚾rm (@LAKINGDodgers) March 18, 2014
WTF THIS KINGS GAME IS PISSING ME OFF WTF FUCKEN PIECE OF SHIT I KNEW IT THEY WERE TAKIG THE DUCKS SIDE FUCK YOU REFFS FUCK YOU !!!!
— Queen$alt (@Sassy_kristen) March 18, 2014
Kings need video review Toronto says “Fuck off!” Kings don’t need video review Toronto says “Hey LA, what’s up?” Dicks!
— Jess (@Jesswhy) March 18, 2014
Hey Toronto, where the fuck were you on Saturday night when then Kings got robbed? Fuck the @NHL!
— Jess (@Jesswhy) March 18, 2014
NOOOOOOOOOOO STREAK FOR THE CASH ARE YOU SERIOUS LA KINGS FUCK YOU
— Tefik (@tefiksadiku) March 18, 2014
I'm glad the Coyotes didn't get screwed out of a goal they rightfully deserved though. I hear that really sucks.
— John Carroll (@toshanshuinLA) March 18, 2014
@NHL If your master plan is to fuck the Kings over, at least offer some lube, dammit
— GirlsWhoLoveHockey (@GirlsLuvHockey) March 18, 2014
KINGS ON THE PP BC SOME FUCK FACE HOOKED MY BBY
— ✨ Shannoη ✨ (@shannnzilla) March 18, 2014
fuck the penis coyotes
— Mitch (@mitcheyy30) March 18, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO THE COYOTES SCORE SO MUCH FROM THE BLUE LINE AT STAPLES
— Erik (@I3lazer) March 18, 2014
sure kings can lose 3 straight home games inc at home to phx but phx couldnt beat a tired bruins team FUCK U coyotes
— joe lepianka (@jetsjets1028) March 18, 2014
so i was drunk as fuck last night & left the door open when i got home hahaha im just glad i didnt wake up with like coyotes in my crib
— adrian villegas (@adriandavid_3) March 16, 2014
Gotta watch out for that. You let them in the door once, Doan expect them to ever leave.
That’s it for another Kings loss TweetCap… until next time Kings fans, just remember: we’re still better than a certain other team.
I have 457 followers. For the first time in my life, I’m like the Vancouver Canucks… just trying to get over (.)500
— King Tufficult (@KingTufficult) March 18, 2014
Tufficult out.
-King Tufficult (@KingTufficult)
