Full disclosure: I’m writing this post from my gate at LAX – yes, that’s right, I’m writing a recap about a Jets game right before stepping on a jet myself (insert joke about Kings stepping all over Winnipeg).
It’s true – I’ve got a ticket to get on the only jet bigger than Byfuglien. Just kidding, Buff – love ya, big guy. See you out on the lake this summer.
Speaking of love, where were you on Valentine’s Day this year?
If you were Marian Gaborik, who made his debut last night on the LA Kings’ top line, you were on Twitter. Calling Cam Atkinson a…
@CamAtkinson13 i almost didnt except this bday wish this late. Since u almost missed it u lil shiznit.
— Marian Gaborik (@MGaborik10) February 15, 2014
Truly, a fitting day to mark a burgeoning love affair between Gabby and Kings bloggers everywhere.
And so it was that Marian Gaborik made his debut in a Kings sweater against the Winnipeg Jets in the thick of the Canadian tundra. While he didn’t look amazing, he certainly held his own… depending on who you talk to.
guy at work was SO excited to tell me the kings got gaborik. like too excited. his words: 'he's now the sidney crosby of the west'. get real
— ashley (@ashcarman) March 7, 2014
Can someone get me a picture of Gaborik and Kopitar next to each other on the kings #VisorSteeze #Tint #Sauce
— Patrick Lohuis (@Hoof_Artted) March 7, 2014
I've watched this Pussy Gaborik for a awhile and never has he back checked so hard. #kings
— Dave Faulkner (@Faulky16) March 7, 2014
Marion Gaborik has now officially survived 40 minutes of Kings hockey.
— ionthesparrow (@ionthesparrow12) March 7, 2014
Gaborik looks so damn sexy in a kings jersey
— Bryan (@ClubMasterBryan) March 7, 2014
Kings scoreless after 1st, I knew trading for Gaborik was a huge mistake.
— Jari Tallgren (@FinnHab) March 7, 2014
"Here's your change" -Darryl Sutter MT @theroyalhalf A Darryl Sutter and Marian Gaborik low-five. http://t.co/flql6WqrXM
— Jack Wilson (@JACKaWILSON) March 7, 2014
I expect Marian Gaborik to score every game for the rest of the season. If he doesn't then the trade will be a failure. #Kings #logic
— Michael Hammer (@hammertime9909) March 7, 2014
Gaborik wearing 12 for the Kings. Gross. :(
— Sidvicious (@nud3doll) March 6, 2014
1st sentence OC Register Gaborik article: "The Kings have a fairly strong history of acquiring underachieving forwards from Columbus." #CBJ
— Steven (@telepathetic) March 6, 2014
Kings won't be much better with Gaborik – ESPN (blog) http://t.co/mfsasRAaii
— Matt Frattin News (@MattFrattinNews) March 6, 2014
Strong handle to tweet content correlation on that one.
Los Angeles Kings are crazy hot at forward.. top two lines are sick Gaborik,Kopitar,Williams Brown,Richards,Carter
— Alex Antonian (@aantonian13) March 6, 2014
@ok_kaner when Gaborik was traded to the Kings yesterday I fORGOT HE WAS WITH COLUMBUS I thought he was still w/the Rangers lmao
— Laura (@hawkeypucks) March 6, 2014
Gaborik's bio on twitter: "Right Wing for LA Kings" *sutter puts him at left wing*
— Erik (@I3lazer) March 6, 2014
Oh yeah, the Kings also played a game last night.
With the addition of Gaborik allowing Jim Fox to speak at length about how every now “slots into the right position” (hey-o!), the Kings controlled much of the action in Winnipeg. Of particular note, I thought, was Mike Richards – his strong play culminating in this absolute blast of a slapshot. Unlike Marty St. Louis, Richards takes out his frustration about the Olympics by pretending Stevie Y’s face is on the back of the twine.
Without further ado, let’s look at the MVPs of the Twitter world for this 6th win in a row for LA:
Me: "Hello, gambling help line?" Operator: "Yes, can I help you?" Me: "What's the line on the Kings/Jets game?"
— Mike D. (@D3Michael) March 6, 2014
I've spent multiple loonies on jets tickets/liquor & I've only seen 3 wins. However I've now seen Mike Richards go cheddar, so suck it Gill!
— Chapin B. (@chapbell9) March 7, 2014
And here it is, your funniest tweet of the game…
@hamzinoilcntry how good does dwight king look live??? #74 #jetssuck
— Braydon joye (@Lunchbox_19) March 7, 2014
And now, I’ve got a jet to catch.
Tufficult out.
-King Tufficult (@KingTufficult)