TRH RECAP 60: Avalanche of Goals

KINGS 6(!!!), AVALANCHE 4

Hope everyone had a fun Winter Break, but now it’s time to return to reality and watch the LA Kings suck the life out of their fans.

I mean, this is a team that needed a Robyn Regehr goal in order to a win a game!

Ugh. I can only imagine how low scoring their first game back from the Olympic break will be.

At least people will be excited to see a real NHL (non-Buffalo Sabres) game, right?

Olympic fever is sweeping the Southland!
And I’m pretty sure this is Jesse Cohen’s private account.

RIVALRY NIGHT!
…feel the excitement!

 

FIRST PERIOD:

And we’re off!


Regehr snipe on Avalanche - The Royal Half


Regehr scary face Avalanche - The Royal Half

Avs killer, serial killer, one of the two.

*sobbing*

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Jarret Stoll better be scoring way more than he does for the Kings.

Drew Remenda: LA Kings homer.



Ah, yes, those legendary LA Kings offensive explosions against the Avs.

Probably.

 

 

THIRD PERIOD:


Guys, I think the Kings won…

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Patrick Roy

Dramatic Roy - The Royal Half

Gremlin Roy - The Royal Half

Sad Roy Face - The Royal Half

2. Dustin Brown Jarret Stoll

Brown Warmup Wrister - The Royal Half

Juuuuust a bit outside.

Stoll Stink Face 2-2 Avalanche Kings - The Royal Half

I choose to believe Stoll is giving his best “WTF face” to Brown for his breakaway attempt.

 

1. Anze Kopitar

Kopitar 5-4 Kings Avalanche - The Royal Half

Kopitar Soon - The Royal Half

Help us Anze Kopitar, you’re our only hope.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies. You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl