TRH RECAP 57: AW-PHILLY BAD
KINGS 0, FLYERS 2
Another game, another chance to watch the Kings struggle mightily to score. One gets the sense that at this point, they’re just limping toward the Olympic break as though Dustin Brown kneed the team’s morale.
What could have been a fun afternoon game before Tip-A-King, where Carter and Richards had a chance to wish their former team the best, turned into another 2 and a half hours of abject misery. Of course, Wayne Simmonds scored the game-winner, just to punish us Kings fans a little bit more for enjoying some success over the last couple of years.
Let’s get this over with, because I know most of you want to remember this game about as much as you want to remember that your taxes are due.
TUFFICULT’S TOP TWEETS:
ALL-CONSUMING FRUSTRATION EDITION
Hahahhahaha, the kings suck
— Alex Backes (@alex_backes) February 1, 2014
I fucking new it that the @LAKings were going to suck an let an ex king score
— Bryan McElwain (@Mac_Attack7809) February 1, 2014
@LAKings Brutal we suck,, No Courage,No Wins
— michael (@mike_lakings) February 1, 2014
As a long-time @LAKINGS supporter, I must admit, we really suck. It's time to fire some..if not all of the coaches #NHL #Sutter See ya!
— Def Jeff (@eqracer) February 2, 2014
Fuck Fuck Fuckkkk Can't Believe My Baby's R Losing Big Time, What's Wrong With My Kings.. They Still My Numbet 1 Tho. Go Kings Goo @LAKings
— Zulema Lopez (@LoveMySports7) February 1, 2014
Flyers win! Steve Mason earned the fuck out of that shut out. Fantastic.
— Carbomb's 'Stache (@thestache13) February 1, 2014
Yeah… no.
how in the fuck did the flyers beat the kings there's something seriously wrong with this picture
— emmaaa♡ (@emmaapatchh) February 1, 2014
lol they just had justin williams on camera and you could see him mouth "fuck that!" #flyers
— Derek Rozanski (@Rozanski_33) February 1, 2014
@LADarrylSutter Hey Coach Darryl Sutter i Am Dissapointed that You Guys Got shutout in Your Hockey Game so would you Guys Please Play Harder
— Mark Fitzpatrick (@markymarkfitz) February 2, 2014
#TheKingsHaveSuckedSince goals from outer space suddenly counted
— John Carroll (@toshanshuinLA) February 1, 2014
Larry Longballs with snowy mountain resort report
— tyler caldwell (@tyler_caldwell) February 1, 2014
So, have the Kings given up on their coach? Or have they just given up on understanding him?
— King Tufficult (@KingTufficult) February 1, 2014
#TheKingsHaveSuckedSince Dustin Brown was viciously assaulted by that no-good punk Tomas Hertl
— John Carroll (@toshanshuinLA) February 1, 2014
Dustin brown looks exactly like the baby Ike from South Park
— uhhh (@JSwaggg471) February 2, 2014
Now I see why Dustin Brown's shooting pct is 7.2%
— cubishboy (@cubishboy) February 1, 2014
“@donholio: Not true. He leads with his knee. RT @stlblues_27: He has no leadership skills” #DustinBrown LOL
— Erin (@SoCalPeachh) February 1, 2014
Per Bob Miller: Elias Sports – 1st time since forward pass adopted in1929 that 1 player scored all his team goals in 6 straight gms(Kopitar)
— Dennis Bernstein (@DennisTFP) February 2, 2014
Is it considered a natural hat trick if those are the team's only three goals in a five game stretch? Asking for an Anze Kopitar.
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) January 31, 2014
Even Cleopatra wasn't as snakebitten as the LA Kings.
— King Tufficult (@KingTufficult) February 1, 2014
TRH TOP THREE™ Kings 0, Flyers 2 1) Miss you, Wayne 2) No batteries thrown from crowd, so a victory really 3) @didLAscoreagoal, forever
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) February 1, 2014
That’s all for now – see you at the next catastrophe,
-King Tufficult (@KingTufficult)
