TRH RECAP 52: Stadium Series: The Prequeling
KINGS 1, DUCKS 2
The LA Kings struggles continued last Tueday night as they dropped yet another game, this time to the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Fortunately, they faced a team that just lost to the Winnipeg Jets, so I’m sure this team won’t be good at all.
They’re Anaheim Ducks, you say?
*gulp*
I don't see the diffrence between Al Qaeda and the Chicago Blackhawks and LA Kings
— Michael (@stlblues_27) January 23, 2014
Seriously, St. Louis Blues fans are the best.
My brother may be workin the Grammys this weekend BUT I WILL BE AT #StadiumSeries KINGS VS DUCKS drinking Jaegermeister suck on that Brotha
— Jennifer Carrillo (@Jenn_Carrillo) January 24, 2014
Kings game tonight even though it's a home game for the ducks..
— tater (@SaamanthaAnn) January 24, 2014
All of sudden people like hockey because kings and ducks are playing at dodger stadium.
— Chris b (@Barrons12) January 24, 2014
What?! When did that happen?!
Only going for the ducks in the game tonight bc admirals are affiliated with them and I hate the kings o h
— bri ♡ (@brielle_knight) January 24, 2014
Kings are going hunting for some ducks tonight @puckbunnydoe ##LAKings
— Aaron Wallace (@ecallaw_hpesoj) January 24, 2014
If the ducks lose to the kings tonight I'll hang myself with red vine rope
— worldstarhiphop.com (@fartsniffrshane) January 24, 2014
Fuckkkkk any concert ticket at the moment.. la kings vs ducks dangggg I'm with it sat. Ticket seach starys now
— LALA (@LaLa909) January 24, 2014
This Chipotle line better move fast….There is a hockey game on at 7…and it's the Kings And the Ducks…#NHL @AnaheimDucks
— AlyssaMarie (@_Cinderella94_) January 24, 2014
Kings face the Ducks in 20 minutes and if they lose there's real possibility for a ragestroke on my part
— POINT SIX EIGHT THO (@PucksNotGiven) January 24, 2014
LETS GO KINGS! LETS GO KINGS! PUCK THE DUCKS! LETS GO KINGS! LETS GO KINGS! PUCK THE DUCKS! LETS GO KINGS! LETS GO KINGS! PUCK THE DUCKS!
— Danny Gee (@TheeDannyGee) January 24, 2014
Ugh.
I thought the ducks/kings stadium series game was tonight cause I saw they were playing on the NHL network but its just a reg game
— Glenn Vega 35 (@glennvega35) January 24, 2014
Kings fans, your "Hey Ducks fans, You suck" chant is irrelevant tonight. WERE #1 IN THE LEAGUE FUCK OFF
— Sean Martin (@seanmartin23) January 24, 2014
Kings PLEASE kill the ducks so all the bandwagon fans will shut up #gokingsgo
— casey reid (@casey_baby8) January 24, 2014
*head explodes*
Clearly hockey in California is alive and well and deserves an outdoor game. RT @cotsonika Kings-Ducks. Indoors. pic.twitter.com/upRtLeWUTN
— Jeff (@jjhparker) January 24, 2014
…let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
Ducks fans, calling the Kings "Queens" isn't so much an insult as it is a revelation of your childish and sexist mental capacity.
— Hannah Lipow (@hannahlipow) January 24, 2014
omg and the kings just scored on the ducks i hate everyone
— haley (@isIanders) January 24, 2014
KOPI KOPI KOPI SUCKS TO SEE MORE KINGS FANS THAN DUCKS FANS AT "THE POND" #DucksSuck BEAUTIFUL PASS HOLY GOAL!
— Ags63 (@Bailey63Aguilar) January 24, 2014
Thinking about recording the Ducks/Kings game on Sat. just to see if they end up swimming toward the goal
— MK (@Manderkat) January 24, 2014
LOL! Temperature jokes!!
I'm ashamed and saddened to live in a world where not everyone accepts gay marriage and some Kings fans think it's ok to be with Ducks fans.
— Kelly Brown (@KellyBrown29) January 24, 2014
Always nice seeing an inferior team like the Kings come in and kick our ass for a period. C'mon Ducks.
— Jonathan Ilten (@JthebombI) January 24, 2014
I almost had a bad day, until I realized there are more important things going on in the world like the kings beating the ducks rn
— Georgia Hathaway (@Georgiahath) January 24, 2014
Fucking A, i don't want to watch the ducks FSN network Buffalo Wild Wings, I want the kings'!
— Christopher Paul (@Chris_Jansen) January 24, 2014
finally got the game on. putting my paper off because of this game. because go ducks fuck the kings.
— Spencer Crews (@SpencerCrews) January 24, 2014
SECOND PERIOD:
Seen a few ducks/kings couples at the game tonight. I imagine they have AMAZING hate filled sex with disregard for eachothers genitals.
— AMD (@DuckT0nes) January 24, 2014
Crap, didn't realize the Ducks and Kings were playing each other. Guess I've gotta root for the Kings tonight. Gross.
— Richard Iurilli (@_princeofwhales) January 24, 2014
Refs helping the Kings smh that goal should have counted. #Ducks
— Emin Minasian (@eminminasian) January 24, 2014
This game is kinda pointless because the Ducks and Kings are gonna play again on Saturday…?
— Cosmo Brown (@TheCosMaster) January 24, 2014
I Fuck Fuck FUCKING hate the kings!!!
— StushiTv (@stushitv) January 24, 2014
Wild Wing dumps full bag of popcorn on dude wearing Kings outdoor game jersey. If only the Ducks could take a dump on the Kings tonight…
— Piero P. (@THAT_G0MEZ) January 24, 2014
Fuck the Queens #NHLDucks RT @brittsynicole: Penner says "fuck you kings"
— Jonathan (@SoCaL_G21) January 24, 2014
Goal Ducks! if your a kings fan go jack off in shame
— Jeffrey Dohmer (@GraysonSherwood) January 24, 2014
Dustin Penner scored 11 goals in parts of 3 seasons with the LA Kings. He has 12 goals already this season for the Ducks.
— Greg Beacham (@gregbeacham) January 24, 2014
Choosing between the Kings and the Ducks is like choosing between Hitler and………………….Hitler
— scary spice (@wolfsvalentine) January 24, 2014
Ducks #quack fuck the kings I mean rats
— Cut Lord (@GCuttyAuthentic) January 24, 2014
THIRD PERIOD:
Breaking news: ducks and kings are playing a roller hockey game on Saturday instead of ice
— Josh (@jmull1868) January 24, 2014
LOL!!!
Late hit by dirty Kings player…no call… retaliation…penalty on Ducks… #lame
— Blake (@blakex) January 24, 2014
I have to go to bed, but this Ducks Kings game is too tasty. Like bacon wrapped bacon.
— James Gralian (@Tapeleg) January 24, 2014
"beat LA" really? god i can't wait til the Kings win on saturday…fuck the ducks to the max, and all their fans
— melissa (@missmeliii) January 24, 2014
GAME OVER!!! Fuk the kings!!!!! Ducks all day!!! Can't hear you cry babies.
— Mario Benitez (@Mar_e_o17) January 24, 2014
ANAHEIM DUCKS WIN! Fuck the Kings!
— Andrew Shirk (@DrewHatesYou) January 24, 2014
Suck it LA Kings! Ducks beat you. Hahaha you suck butt!! Go Ducks haha kings go cry your way back to sketchy LA county. #suckitkings
— Drew Gumlia (@gumliadrew) January 24, 2014
THE DUCKS WIN AGAINST THE KINGS EVEN WITH SOME DUMBASS REFS! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE YOU QUEENS!
— Scotty the Ducks Fan (@scottykeebler) January 24, 2014
LIGHT THAT LAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY THE DUCKS WON. SO HAPPY THE KINGS LOST.
— Nick (@NickFarina27) January 24, 2014
FUCK YEAH!!!! I hate you #Kings. DUCKS WIN!!! DUCKS WIN!!! DUCKS WIN!!! 2-1 Go #Ducks!!
— Ashley Nicole Sosa (@AshNicki48) January 24, 2014
DUCKS WIN!!! FUCK THE KINGS! #LetsGoDucks #NoKingsNo
— Pedro Jimenez (@L3GEND_21) January 24, 2014
HAHA FUCK YOU KINGS SUCK THE DUCKS DICK
— Kimi Dester (@kimiii__) January 24, 2014
3. Bruce Boudreau
I’ve never seen a Boudreau get this worked up!
The refs are horrible tonight. I've said it twice this year same ref. Gord Dwyer go back to referee school
— hockeymom (@BoudreauCrystal) January 24, 2014
I stand corrected, Mrs. Boudreau.
2. Willie Mitchell
2. Patrick Maroon
"I'm not angry, Papi. I'm just disappointed." -Alec Martinez to Willie Mitchell
— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) January 24, 2014
1. Dustin Penner
Fuck you @Dustinpenner25 why couldn't you play like that when you were on the Kings? You worthless piece of shit!!!
— JSitterle57 (@Jsitterle) January 24, 2014
