TRH RECAP 47: Monday Night RAW
KINGS 1, CANUCKS 0
It seems as though the LA Kings can’t score a goal to save their life.
Obviously, this bodes well for their opponents.
Unless, of course, that opponent happens to be the Vancouver Canucks.
A former (regular season) powerhouse that hasn’t been able to find a way to defeat the LA Kings to save their life.
So which trend will finally come to an end?
Oh, neither is an option?
Can't wait to not watch the kings-Canucks game tomorrow night
— La Poderosa (@0c3ans) January 13, 2014
Come on Canucks… we win tomorrow and we move to 3rd in the Pacific and move the Kings down to wildcard
— Jovan Heer (@JovanHeer) January 13, 2014
@amandaeplacey la kings fans wear swag fag la kings snap backs and take mirror selfies with the flash on
— bar down bessa (@chessbessa) January 13, 2014
Guilty!
who gives a fuck about my birthday, the canucks better beat the kings tonight.
— Shay (@ShaylanStein) January 13, 2014
Canucks vs Kings in LA tonight. Back to one of our crime scenes again. Let's make sure the LA Kings are killed on the scoreboard this time.
— I love Renee Young (@ScreamRules19) January 13, 2014
Tonight is the night the @LAKings Twitter account shuts the fuck up. #WatchThemSendTheirCupPictureOrNotReply #Classless
— Jovan Heer (@JovanHeer) January 13, 2014
Oh man, you totally showed them!
I FUCKIN HATE THE KINGS… So I hope Anaheim just embarrasses them on national television. FUCK THE QUEENS
— Levi Krecklow (@Team_yotes) January 13, 2014
Canucks I'm sick of losing to the kings, freaking destroy em tonight.
— believeinblue (@sedinary) January 13, 2014
Missed out on 2 VIP premium tickets for the LA Kings game tonight but I have to work FUCK ME!!! I'm gonna kill myself now. Goodbye everyone.
— David Acuña (@Dacuna53) January 14, 2014
Fuck the Canucks vs Kings game better hurry and come on tv or else im going to bed .
— O'Dangles (@Shanerrr97) January 14, 2014
Someone please explain a schedule game time to this person.
Mission 'destroy Dustin Brown' commences in 15 minutes……. #Canucks #Kings
— Jamie (@SubjectMatterMe) January 14, 2014
hoping for a good game tonight #canucks #kings #nhl #hockey #gametime #puckdrop #makemeproud #playhard #gohard #gocanucksgo #vancouver #love
— Lauren (@Lauren_Thiessen) January 14, 2014
A lot of confusing hashtags happening here.
I know the Canucks are trying to beat the Kings tonight
— Nate The Great (@NateFaraci) January 14, 2014
Really hoping the Canucks come out strong against the Kings Tonight. Need to play tuff and set the tone early.
— Evil Ebenezer (@EvilEbenezer) January 14, 2014
Eddie the Eagle is back in time for the #Canucks to fly high like a murder of crows to dethrone these Kings.
— Sky Edler (@PerJa_7) January 14, 2014
Ah yes, the majestic “eagle crow.”
Classy La Kings booing the Canucks before the tunnel
— smh canucks (@S7Haxorz) January 14, 2014
#classy
Please goddess, please let the Canucks beat the Kings. I hates them.
— clint benjamin (@superclyde23) January 14, 2014
…let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
I'm tryna see a canucks kings line brawl
— Joseph Buchanan (@Sedulant) January 14, 2014
Buckle up!
Does Dustin Brown know he's a fucking pussy? Or does that little rectum licker need a reminder? Fuck him and his speech impediment
— Ryan Chow (@jehovasvictim) January 14, 2014
kill dustin brown and preferably the rest of the kings while we're at it, fuck them
— Melanie (@koscheiis) January 14, 2014
Wow so LA is using the act like a bunch of bitches strategy #canucks #kings
— Turtle (@_Twurtle) January 14, 2014
Nolan gets pounded on like a lil rag doll by Sestito. #Kings #Canucks Nolan cowards away
— Sky Edler (@PerJa_7) January 14, 2014
Pussies #kings. Keep going #canucks. I love this bite.
— 2 more rounds (@tony_tanti) January 14, 2014
That Nolan guy from the Kings is a f'ing queen. Way to drop the gloves "tough guy" Gotta love Torts and Sestito! #Canucks
— Nathan Cope (@nccope06) January 14, 2014
#canucks #kings Jordan Nolan typical coward chug. Tail between your legs you mutt
— TTPS (@thetwopadstack) January 14, 2014
Fuck @LAKings straight pussies callin penalties on @VanCanucks for no reason
— Harmen Singh (@harmen_king14) January 14, 2014
How do you give one player 2, 5, 10 and a game on one play? Pussy shoulda fought. Useless refs. #Canucks #Kings #VanAtLA #NHL
— The Specialist (@TheSpecialist4) January 14, 2014
Seven minute power play coming up for the Kings. Well worth it. #Canucks
— Vancouver Canucks (@VanCanucks) January 14, 2014
Any time a social media team can quote the second Mighty Ducks movie, they simply have to do it.
Jordan Nolan @LaKings you drunkard fuck hahahaha #Pussy #AnotherTooToo #Faggot
— Sam (@SunshineSammich) January 14, 2014
Racism? Check.
Disease joke? Check.
Homophobia? Check.
What is going on with the #Canucks. Start calling the games refs. #LAKings bunch of pussies.
— Arnie Vandenberg (@arn1150) January 14, 2014
7 minute power play for the #kings. Smh. Refs you all suck. Smd. #kings suck. #canucks. I'm mad
— Daniel Paulino (@kid_jenius) January 14, 2014
7 minutes for turtling. The Kings are an embarrasement to hockey #Nolan #Canucks
— Jamie (@SubjectMatterMe) January 14, 2014
The LA Bruins, oops I mean Kings, think they're golden. But if the #Canucks kill this it's big momentum!
— Susan Hector (@shec61) January 14, 2014
LA kings= bunch of pussies.
— Jeffery Zavaglia (@JeffZavaglia92) January 14, 2014
The #LAKings are the biggest pussies in the NHL. What an embarrassment.
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) January 14, 2014
Who would have thought the big bad Kings were such pussies. Won't drop the gloves. #LAKings #Canucks #NHL
— Mike Wellar (@mikeinthevalley) January 14, 2014
And somehow *cough* "guys" like Doughty will justify what Nolan did. #Kings #Canucks
— Scott (@Chemainiac) January 14, 2014
If a Kings player had gone after a Canuck and he not responded we'd have been pussies and wimps and 'typical Canucks' fuck you LA #Cunts
— I Am Chris (@AJoyForever83) January 14, 2014
Interesting matchup here of Canucks' idiocy and Kings' offensive incompetence. -Fels
— The Committed Indian (@RealFansProgram) January 14, 2014
This is either the greatest display of penalty-killing…or the worst power play ever. #canucks #kings
— James Cybulski (@JamesCybulski) January 14, 2014
Haha LA kings sucks they get 7 mins in PP and still couldn't get goal on #canucks we all know its because the canucks are that damn good
— Miss Blaney (@Blaney32) January 14, 2014
AWWW YEAAAAA 10 MINUTES OF PENALTY KILLED OFFF YEEAA SUCK IT #KINGS. GO #CANUCKS
— Daniel Paulino (@kid_jenius) January 14, 2014
Superb 8+ penalty kill from the much maligned Vancouver #Canucks. A massive fuck you to the LA Kings and the refs.
— reallyprofound (@reallyprofound) January 14, 2014
Canucks kill off ELEVEN total minutes of power play time for the Kings, wow! #canucks #dustinbrownhasdownsyndrome
— Balraj (@bdhillon17) January 14, 2014
Fuck the @LAKings… Go @VanCanucks!
— Scott Podwinski™ (@spodwinski) January 14, 2014
Holy fuck @LAKings you are garbage its unreal
— jeremy jones (@jeremycraig7) January 14, 2014
Who the fuck spends half the entire period on PP ? #LAKINGS. EVEN WITH THE REFS help you couldnt score!~ ass hole #Brown.stepp up #Canucks
— SKYLENE-RK17 (@skylene2) January 14, 2014
@LAKings your team is full of pussies and has a shit powerplay
— Karl H (@herminator10) January 14, 2014
Thanks for letting us know you love the city so much.
Nolan is the biggest pussy in the #NHL #Kings #Canucks
— Bmon (@Bmon555) January 14, 2014
FUCK LA KINGS AND THE STUPID REFSSSSSSSSSS OMG
— muuaah♔ (@StopDogginMe) January 14, 2014
It's Monday Night RAW at this Kings/Canucks game.
— Joe P (@joseole1115) January 14, 2014
FUCK DUSTIN BROWN
— Victor (@TaMPiCo53_VM) January 14, 2014
LOL,Sorry tweeters for the F bombs, but who can even stand these pricks? #LAKings fuck you … get another 12 minutes on the pp? even 5-3 f
— SKYLENE-RK17 (@skylene2) January 14, 2014
Can you believe #canucks out shot the Kings!? #best1stperiodever
— Susan Hector (@shec61) January 14, 2014
@LAKings and your captain is the king of the pussies and a coward. Love the City of Vancouver
— Karl H (@herminator10) January 14, 2014
@LAKings Nolan the the queens are a bunch of pussies! biggest in the NHL
— Sean Petrie (@bcguy19) January 14, 2014
@LAKings Jordan Nolan is a bitch. Takes a run at Henrik then too scared to answer Sestito for it #LAqueens #pussies
— captainFANTASTIC (@thelights17) January 14, 2014
kings don't care about the canucks or any rivalry. We are like the annoying little brother that gets slapped around every once in a while.
— Jas (@JKanucks) January 14, 2014
And exhale.
SECOND PERIOD:
Dustin brown you're a pussy! Learn how to fight like a fucken man
— мikεy.яαĸĸαя (@mikey_rakkar) January 14, 2014
wooooo fuck yea~! #Kesler..take that ass hole @Brown @LAkings…
— SKYLENE-RK17 (@skylene2) January 14, 2014
Poor grammar can make things extremely graphic.
FUCK YOU DUSTIN BROWN #KESLER #TEAMUSA
— Simrin Sidhu (@simrinsidhu) January 14, 2014
Fuck U Dustin Brown
— Gagi punia (@GurjotPunia) January 14, 2014
Please Kings, beat these scumbag Canucks. Embarrass the fuck out of them.
— Chris (@TheAmazingSharp) January 14, 2014
This Kings/Canucks game is why some people won't give hockey a chance. Pretty embarrassing.
— Craig (@_craigtweets) January 14, 2014
Holy fuck kesler just stuck his dick in dustin browns mouth #lakings #canucks
— Bob Lombardo (@KINGLUONGO) January 14, 2014
Kesler vs. I can count to potato #fight #canucks #kings #6secondsin #sickmatchup
— Ericka Lee (@hurricanediana) January 14, 2014
fuck you LA queens !! @LAKings
— jarnail sandhu (@sandhu_jarnail) January 14, 2014
#lakings full of pussies…
— Jay (@Jay_Fire33) January 14, 2014
Fuck these @LAKings refs.
— #PoloGangster (@PG_Lee_80s_Baby) January 14, 2014
I don't think the refs want any hockey played they just want to send every canuck off the ice… @VanCanucks #Canucks
— Jessica hall (@jessicahall40) January 14, 2014
So happy with the #canucks #ref as usually crappy. Sedine twins can run @strombone1 get run from brown. As usual refs don't refs Canadian
— Nana (@fran_pelletier) January 14, 2014
Doughty is gonna hurt himself with all this diving, go near him he flails his arms. Refs lost this game early, hope no #Canucks get hurt.
— Jonathan Mason (@masonstcc) January 14, 2014
Drew Doughty may be the biggest pussy ever to play the game you are Canadian play like it !!!!! #embarrassed #kings #Canucks #soft
— Ryan Soman (@Nuck1417) January 14, 2014
@LAKings are a bunch of pussies. Fuckin panzies.
— Noel Prasad (@noelprasad51) January 14, 2014
It's almost like the refs are trying so hard to hand the #LAKings the lead. It's ridiculous. #Canucks
— Phen0menalOne (@Phen0menalOne) January 14, 2014
If the #Refs keep this up there next game will be in the #AHL. #KHL or #Olympics. #Canucks #LAKings
— Arnie Vandenberg (@arn1150) January 14, 2014
Canucks/kings. Refs smoking LA crack. #canucksroadtrip
— elizabeth yake (@truewestfilms) January 14, 2014
Old Blowjob lips Nolan, tries to make a hit and takes himself out! Leave hockey to the hockey players son! #Kings #Canucks #NHL
— UK Canucks Fans (@UKVanFan) January 14, 2014
I don't want to say the Refs are drunk but they have been drinking from Jeff Carter's water bottle. #Canucks
— Adrian™ (@AY604) January 14, 2014
If it wasn't for the refs the #Kings wouldn't be in this thing #Canucks #GutCheck #NHL #Gottabekiddingme
— Roy (@royavis) January 14, 2014
Thank goodness the LA Kings paid the refs extra tonight!
THIRD PERIOD:
And of course it's Dustin Brown…
— Tim Hogg (@THogg21) January 14, 2014
FUCK YES DUSTIN BROWN SCORES TWITTER EXPLODES #LAKings
— April (@April7X) January 14, 2014
I can't effing believe I called a Dustin Brown goal. BRB, going to kill myself. #Canucks #LAKings
— Lawrence Escamilla (@lescamil) January 14, 2014
Fuck it had to be Dustin Brown
— John (@winterhawk_89) January 14, 2014
Fuck it had to be Dustin Brown
— John (@winterhawk_89) January 14, 2014
Why dustin brown of all people why
— tindykins (@lackingeddie) January 14, 2014
Fuck Dustin Brown #americancocksucker
— Terry Ryan (@iawia88) January 14, 2014
LA Kings are a bunch of pussies. #confirmed
— CJ (@fantasy_freak08) January 14, 2014
@KRC12 @LOLVancouver what's their to hear ? I wasn't even talking you dumbfuck. You just like your team, full of idiots
— (@mikey_rakkar) January 14, 2014
…I … don’t even.
*throbbing headache*
@JovanHeer same refs that reffed the Canucks and bruins in game 7
— Darren Nunis (@Darren_Nunis) January 14, 2014
Fuck You LA kings…
— Miss Blaney (@Blaney32) January 14, 2014
That game was just frustrating to watch. #Canucks just couldn't catch a break. Terrible calls by the refs. Dirty plays. #augh
— AJ Robbie (@AJRobbie) January 14, 2014
fuck you brrown~! kings idont mind this loss…tonight you were only up by 1 goal #Canucks..
— SKYLENE-RK17 (@skylene2) January 14, 2014
LA Kings are 4-0-0 vs. the Canucks this season.
As much as the refs were biased, Canucks couldn't score, period.
— Stefanie (@24_stefanie) January 14, 2014
The Canucks will never win with the refs on the other team
— Shmoo Report (@ShmooReport) January 14, 2014
It’s never, ever, ever the Canucks fault.
3. Dale Wiese
So Doughty sets a pick on Weise and then gets taken down. What a wimpy boy.
— Evan Wales (@ewales) January 14, 2014
ATTA BOY WEISE
— Braeden (@Braeden6o4) January 14, 2014
This is a beautiful game haha. What a dive by Doughboy on that Weise slew foot. Torts is so proud right now.
— Sam (@sstanley84) January 14, 2014
Kings are literally a bunch of pussies LOL, Doughty coming to hit Weise and he gets taken down and complains.
— Zacharryy (@ZacDavis8) January 14, 2014
Hahaha Weise you fuckin beauty
— Marcus Stanford (@mstanford44) January 14, 2014
Doughty's a fuckin clown. Deserved what Weise gave him. #Canucks #Kings
— Mac Southin (@MacSouthin) January 14, 2014
Haha Weise finally!! Love it :)
— I Am Chris (@AJoyForever83) January 14, 2014
Jeeze… Some fans seem pretty clueless, right?
That's no suspension. Man up Stauffer! RT @Bob_Stauffer: Brutal cheap slew-foot by Canucks Dale Weise. Hello suspension!
— Mark Spector (@SportsnetSpec) January 14, 2014
“MAN UP!”
2. Dustin Brown
USA! USA! USA!
1. Jonathan Quick
If posting his first shutout since he returned from a groin injury wasn’t enough, Jonathan Quick found a way for LA Kings to love him even more.
@JonathanQuick32 is Tom Daley (the Olympic DIVER) your hero? Cause you do an awful lot of impressions of him you fucking fairy twat fuck
— Jack Adams Hitch (@DrunkHitch) January 14, 2014
@DrunkHitch you mad bro?
— Jonathan Quick (@JonathanQuick32) January 14, 2014
Jonathan Quick forever.
