TRH RECAP 42: OSHIE-T

KINGS 0, BLUES 5

The LA Kings improbable run without Jonathan Quick seems to be all but over…

*lights are abruptly shut off*

Wait a second, what’s going on here?

*glass shatters*

No! No, it can’t be!

*”When the Saints Go Marching In” starts blaring*

BAH GOD! THAT’S THE ST. LOUIS BLUES’ MUSIC!

If there was any team that the Kings wanted to face to end an extended losing streak, it was the injury-depleted Blues.

So I’m sure this will turn out well!

St. Louis Blues fans, everyone!

Amateur cam girl alert!!

You see it’s funny because the Kings are girls and being a girl is bad!!!

LOL that’ll teach that kid to be related to you!!!

#Classy

UGH let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

TAGLINE: “One meaningless night can make everything all right.”

Solid points from @2legit2quit314 right here.

Fun with homonyms.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Ah, I see we have more classy tweets forthcoming.

All-around great guy Chris Benoit does need to be celebrated.

LOL homophobia is the funniest!!!

 

THIRD PERIOD:

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Barrett Jackman

You better believe it, Barrett.

 

2. TJ Oshie

 

1. Dancing TJ Oshie

USA best.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies. You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl