TRH RECAP 36: That’s Gotta Hertl
KINGS 4, SHARKS 1
The LA Kings went right back to their winning ways earlier this week. But, to be fair, that was against the Edmonton Oilers.
The real test was just ahead as the San Jose Sharks were coming to town.
And … yeah, you know how this goes:
The home team never loses.
I just feel bad for all of those people who paid to watch this game when everyone already knew which team was going to win.
I stopped in the middle of the road in Ktown last night just to yell at a scrub in a Sharks jersey. Go Kings Go!
— leslie. (@thenLeslieSaid) December 19, 2013
Today is one of my favorite days all year, when the sharks beat the kings at staple center #beatla #SJSharks #bleedteal
— Danielle Raechel (@DaniRaechel) December 19, 2013
LOL
These kings "fans" are funny….you guys can talk to me when and if the sharks still haven't won the cup after 46 years
— Kristine (@kristineeeee) December 19, 2013
The sharks have been around for 22 years, and the Kings have been around for 46. Your cup argument is invalid
— Grizzly Bear (@SimboKlice) December 19, 2013
When the Sharks win the Cup, I don't know what Kings fans are say cause "Sharks have no Cup & we do" seems to be their only argument haha
— Kristy (@khsalem19) December 19, 2013
This is literally the only necessary argument.
Nearly choked a guy out who was talking shit about the LA Kings at lunch. I don’t give a fuck, I’ll cut you.
— Melissa Lau (@MsMelissaLau) December 19, 2013
Heading to the Kings – Sharks Hockey game tonight with some good friends. Not sure who to cheer for since I am a huge Canucks fan.
— Geoff Tunnicliffe (@WEACEO) December 19, 2013
Barf.
On my way to the Kings/ Sharks game tonight with my parents so they can watch Justin play in person for the first time #SJSharks
— Jessie Lysiak (@MC4Jessie) December 20, 2013
MasterChef alert!
stoked for this sharks kings game, truly the best games in hockey #BeatLA
— Chris Gooding (@cgooding55) December 20, 2013
Be at LA.
All I want for Christmas is for the Sharks to wipe the ice with the Kings asses
— Emma (@bruins_hockeyy) December 20, 2013
That sounds, um, refreshing?
@KC_Weber quit living in the past faggot
— The Beauts Life (@TheBeautsLife) December 20, 2013
That response just makes this tweet even better.
GO KINGS GO!!! FUCK THE SHARKS #LAKings
— marlon alberto (@icebergmarlon) December 20, 2013
An ass whooping for the LA Kings delivered by the Sharks would make my night. Make it so Sharks.
— Priti (@PritiH8Machine) December 20, 2013
ALSO GO SHARKS. LETS BUTT MUNCH THESE KINGS.
— Mona Aiyed (@MonaAiyed) December 20, 2013
…
Let’s just get this over with.
FIRST PERIOD:
Fuck your goalies stats @LAKings #GoSharks
— Ryan. (@EaglesSharksfan) December 20, 2013
I have to admit, I am a fan of Eric Cartman leading the "Go Kings Go" chant. I'm sure Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are rooting for the Sharks doe.
— Marcus White (@marcuspwhite) December 20, 2013
…
There is hockey on my TV Sharks v Kings. Who should I be supporting
— Shivam Manghnani (@shivamLM) December 20, 2013
I hate the LA Kings so much let's go Sharks
— Mark Janikowski (@Gingerkowski) December 20, 2013
I hate both #Kings and #Sharks. Go Sharks because #Canucks.
— VRow20 (@VRow20) December 20, 2013
Kings please the fuckin sharks, and keep jones undefeated!!! #GKG #sharkssuck
— James Otto (@jotto3) December 20, 2013
At dinner watching the sharks kings game…. Fuck the kings.
— Mystery ScriptReader (@MysterySR) December 20, 2013
Necessary dinner update achieved.
SECOND PERIOD:
Alec Martinez tweet me back please
— Alix Maria (@Alixxboo) December 20, 2013
GUYS I TWEETED @amartinez_27 THAT I LOVED HIM & HE SCORED#Iloveyou
— Alix Maria (@Alixxboo) December 20, 2013
Oh dear.
ALEC MARTINEZ THREE GOALS IN THE LAST THREE GAMES. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING OMG HES PERFECT
— Caiti Stobie (@caitistobie) December 20, 2013
<3
TOFFOLI TO MARTINEZ OMFG MY BABIES. IM CRYING. SORRY IM SO LATE IM WRITING AN ESSAY LOL.
— (@whtevur) December 20, 2013
alec martinez dirty ass slapshot rn #NoWayJose
— Mr. Castaneda (@CastyisShibby) December 20, 2013
Jaw-dropping. #Toffoli
— Adam Gushansky (@agushansky) December 20, 2013
Omfg toffoli
— Ben Laroza (@BLaroza) December 20, 2013
Holy fuck Toffoli…..that goal just made me wet, wow. What a goal. #lakings
— Michelle Telford (@rememberIOU) December 20, 2013
…
The kings just scored against San Jose sharks cause I heard me dad scream in happiness jumping for joy
— Maya Salas (@Stonecoldmaya21) December 20, 2013
@LetsGoSharks, The Kings are a bunch of knuckle dragging thugs. The Sharks are going to have to get some players that'll fight back.
— chris (@cmart911) December 20, 2013
I have to say, the Kings have a much more attractive team than the sharks… @GabbyZee
— Camille Rose (@camillierose) December 20, 2013
THIRD PERIOD:
Kings kickin the shit outta da Sharks
— Mr. Van Wiener (@Brad_VanSickle) December 20, 2013
What the hell happened to the Sharks after their start to the season? Or even the last time they played the Kings
— sawcatsims (@sawcatsims) December 20, 2013
Nothing is sexier than when Jeff Carter scores
— Lanarra Ferguson (@lanarrakatelyn) December 20, 2013
Holy fuck what a goal!!!! @LAKings
— Shawzy (@CShawzy) December 20, 2013
FUCK THE LA KINGS
— Eddie (@PlainWhiteSteez) December 20, 2013
Jeff Carter looked more confused than I did!
— Brittany Crawford (@britlovesmusic) December 20, 2013
"Jeff Carter might even be a nice guy, but like, right now, he can suck a fat one."
— Kat ❁ (@_rebeccajeanne) December 20, 2013
@lakings Are you going to call an exorcist for Dwight King? He is obviously possessed. #GoKingsGo
— Rudy (@jaywalkah) December 20, 2013
Dwight fucking king what the hell
— Lauren (@DoctorStripes) December 20, 2013
drunk me is angry or angry me is drunk either way FUCK THE KINGS
— Destinie Zepeda (@desbleedsteal) December 20, 2013
Fuck you sharks.. You still lost. VRGHHH
— E. Lee (@FattYeli17) December 20, 2013
Do the @lakings have a deeper goaltending roster than any Olympic team? #54F
— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) December 20, 2013
MARTIN JONES DOES IT AGAIN #LAKings #GoKingsGo #SJSharks #Beatthesharks
— Jawsh Ini (@Pumped_UpKicks) December 20, 2013
Kings beat the Sharks again fuck ya'll
— Eddie (@PlainWhiteSteez) December 20, 2013
Sharks just got raped…..
— JKray (@JennerKreifels) December 20, 2013
3. Dustin Brown
LA Kings fan are so classy #saidnooneever
— 39 (@starrcouture) December 20, 2013
STAY CLASSY LA
— Nikki (@hey_mynikka) December 20, 2013
What, classy kings fans. Am I dreaming. Na
— Did logan score yet? (@Puckisback) December 20, 2013
CLASSY LA
— #IBLEEDTEALTOO (@MEhlert83) December 20, 2013
WHOOPS. Sorry, I don’t know how those got in here!
Back to Dustin Brown…
Fuck Dustin Brown
— El Hermoso Peralta (@MMArtinitus) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown. Fuck him.
— Kailen (@KojoMP) December 20, 2013
Maaaaaaaan fuck Dustin brown
— DAB-soul (@NighthawkX408) December 20, 2013
Fuck you Dustin Brown
— Andrew (@Guut88) December 20, 2013
Fuck you, Brown. You fucking prick.
— Devin Garrett (@SJbigtuna) December 20, 2013
BROWN YOU FUCKING CUNT THATS RIGHT I SAID IT
— Nikki (@hey_mynikka) December 20, 2013
Fuck you Dustin Brown
— Carmine Caposella (@carminooch43) December 20, 2013
Fuck you Brown. Piece of shit
— Great Teal Sharks (@GreatTealSharks) December 20, 2013
Get the fuck out of here, Brown. Forever if you don't mind.
— Devin Garrett (@SJbigtuna) December 20, 2013
If herts doesn't return I'm going to lose my shit. Fuck you brown.
— Did logan score yet? (@Puckisback) December 20, 2013
You all know how much I hate Dustin Brown but that was a reputation call. In any event….FUCK HIM #karma #LAKings #SJSharks
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin brown #SJSharks
— Andrew Walker (@hedmcstupid) December 20, 2013
that's Dustin Brown for you ladies and gentlemen. fuck that guy. pic.twitter.com/NsxQqKfx2T
— Jon San Agustin (@jonsanagustin) December 20, 2013
Dustin brown is a douche. Fuck him
— Mike Murtagh (@murthog95) December 20, 2013
i dont think dustin brown got 1 penalty during the 2012 SCF & he played dirty as fuck and got away with it because of a letter on his chest
— ❤️ be better ❤️ (@tavaresbutt) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown ! Bitch ass mother fucker. #fuckla
— Logan Hepworth (@LoganHepworth) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown.
— Spencer Jacob (@SpencerJMusic) December 20, 2013
I wouldn't have liked a game misconduct if a shark did that.. But it's Dustin Brown. So fuck 'em. #FuckYouPotatoe
— Insane Clowe Posse (@InsneClowePosse) December 20, 2013
Dustin brown you cheap fuck don't pick on the #NinjaHertl
— Zack Abel (@zack_abel32) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown
— Vincent (@Chongdynasty21) December 20, 2013
Fuck you brown why the hell would you target a rookie. That's fucked up.
— Taylor Hubert (@taylorhubertt) December 20, 2013
Fuck you Brown. Fuck you.
— Mary Sabrina Shultz (@MarySabrinaS) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown. He's a fucking pussy.
— Swarley (@DavidW182) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin brown. Really have hated him for so long. Such a bitch
— Alex Liaw. (@alex_liaw) December 20, 2013
So fuck Dustin Brown. Cunt.
— Tanner kovach (@Homersampson) December 20, 2013
Fuck Brown for taking out Hertl. That's the biggest reason im pissed about this game. Dirty ass player.
— 39 (@starrcouture) December 20, 2013
Fuck Dustin Brown.
— Ian Acosta (@gettingitIan) December 20, 2013
Where Raffi when you need him, knock Dustin's bitch ass face in
— Victor (@TaMPiCo53_VM) December 20, 2013
@CSNAuthentic @nbcbayarea FUCK DUSTIN BROWN
— Victor (@TaMPiCo53_VM) December 20, 2013
— Victor (@TaMPiCo53_VM) December 20, 2013
Fucking bitch ass needs to get knocked the fuck out #fuckdustinbrown such a disgrace to be a captain in this league
— Victor (@TaMPiCo53_VM) December 20, 2013
2. Martin Jones
Martin J-OWNS.
1. Dwight King
I didn’t think anyone could make Jeff Carter smile like that.
Dwight King is truly a god among men.
