Back-to-back matchups against two of the most storied franchises in NHL history?
The LA Kings were sure to be a tough couple of day–
*muffled sounds*
–What’s that?
Eastern Conference teams? Are you sure?
Oh.
Well, um, I’m sure the game against the Toronto Maple Leafs would still be another great televised practice before the Kings face-off against the Chicago Blackhawks on Sunday.
I HATE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS AND THE LOS ANGELES KINGS RIGHT NOW
— Gabi ❄️ (@fratsboi) December 11, 2013
#HappyHumpDay guys !! So excited for the #Leafs vs #Kings game tonight :) my two favourite teams !!
— TAYLOR STEVENS™ (@TAYSTEVENS) December 11, 2013
Taylor Stevens alert!
Could Sutter possibly outdouche Carlyle? No #Scrivens or #Frattin for #Kings and no #Rielly for #Leafs ….Totally dick moves all around.
— lui (@bobbysacamanno) December 11, 2013
If the LA Kings don't beat the Maple Leafs tonight, I will be furious. You don't embarrass Montreal then lose to a team like the Leafs
— Elizabeth Cooper (@silver_lizzy12) December 11, 2013
Not nervous, nope. *sweating* RT @StickOfReimer Oh my god. I think the Kings are going to just destroy the Leafs tomorrow night.
— Ryan (@StickOfMalkin) December 11, 2013
Sorry leafs to come out a little mean, but the Kings will indeed execute you tonight.
— Tim (@Timklimchak777) December 11, 2013
I don't like you. @LAKings
— Jamie Chesson (@jamie_chesson) December 11, 2013
Hey @LAKings way to ruin a great story sitting @scrivens_30 and @Matt_Frattin tonight against @MapleLeafs #youguysusedtobefun
— John Naumoff (@JohnWN93) December 11, 2013
I have no problem with Jonesy getting the start, but why is The Professor on a timeout? #LAKings
— Rob H. (@bruinrob11) December 11, 2013
OH LAWD!!!! The Kings have given up 94 shots in the last 4 games. The Leafs have given up 180 shots in the last 4 games. I'm sick.
— ren (@ohnogurl) December 11, 2013
Scrivens not starting tonight for the #LAKings. I really wanted to see Scrivens and Bernier (the traded goalies) face-off. #Leafs
— Raghad A.K (@RaghadAK19) December 11, 2013
Hope the #LAKings got all those goals out of their system last night and the #Leafs are ready to pepper Ben "Sievens" #TMLtalk
— b (@bheyleigh) December 11, 2013
Someone should teach this guy how to read a timeline.
Yo my @LAKings Snapback came in today, you know I'm rockin that hot piece
— Alexander (@White33Mamba) December 11, 2013
You rock that snapback, @White33Mamba.
To the three people I know who live in LA, you know I think you're the best, but I'm hoping my Leafs kick some LA Kings ass tonight!
— Adam Basciano (@Adam_LeafFan) December 11, 2013
So apparently the LA #Kings have not lost in Toronto since 2002….Well I say it's friggin time to end that streak!!! #Leafs #GoLeafsGo
— Bobbi S (@Sportschickca) December 11, 2013
Dear Martin Jones, Please stop fucking me in fantasy hockey this week. Thank you. #LAKings @LAKings
— Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) December 11, 2013
Beat the Kings! Beat the Kings! #Leafs #NHL
— DaGood (@TorontoDaGood) December 11, 2013
Prediction : The Kings will murder my beloved Leafs tonight and I'll destroy a few things around @PeteDevcich's pad.
— adam shipway (@TheAdamShipway) December 11, 2013
Were the LA kings in fear that ben scrivens first time back in toronto he was gunna shit the bag or #LeafsNation #TMLtalk
— @$ap (@boxxxcertified) December 11, 2013
Time to Kick some LA Kings A$$ tonight. #goleafsgo #SeaOfBlue
— Darren Burt Blinn (@lokter) December 11, 2013
On the bright side I have 4 beers rated at 9.9% alcohol to help me cope with tonight's impending drubbing by the LA Kings.
— Breakaway23 (@breakaway23) December 11, 2013
Preparation is key in these situations.
Come on Leafs, let's slap the shit out of these Kings baby #MapleLeafs
— Will! (@FordCoutinho) December 12, 2013
Kopi's doing a little dance to the EDM that we have playing at the @AirCanadaCentre during pregame #tmltalk #lakings
— Diana H (@dho86) December 12, 2013
VINE OR GTFO.
@LAKings please don't fuck up my @MapleLeafs like you did to the habs last night
— stephen klassens (@klassenss) December 12, 2013
Dear @LAKings – a beat down of the @MapleLeafs tonight and getting 6 past Bernier would be much appreciated – yours sincerely #bruinsfam
— Red Sox Fan (@BostonStrong9) December 12, 2013
@LAKings will be regretting the Bernier trade tonight
— Fat Phil (@mresnick77) December 12, 2013
Yeah the Kings goaltending woes will continue.
Scumbag move by the @LAKings to scratch Matt Frattin and Ben Scrivens against the @MapleLeafs tonight. #TSN #NHL #RealTalk
— Zak Taffinder (@taffz18) December 12, 2013
My dad takes nhl hockey more seriously than any one else, and has made it very clear that he hates the LA Kings okkk dad
— Meghan Carroll (@MeghanCarroll42) December 12, 2013
Grilled Chicken Salad, Stone Smoked Porter w/ Vanilla Bean, and an LA Kings Game! #GoKingsGo… http://t.co/ndvZsZbKcy
— John E. Keener (@Keenerthanyou1) December 12, 2013
*hands over “Whitest Person in the World Award”
Leafs vs. Kings! Somebody get the tissues ready for @wilw. #GoLeafs
— Ken™ (@DocKaotic) December 12, 2013
TSN is so negative when it comes to the #Leafs. Fuck you all TSN panel. Haha you lost your NHL broadcasting rights starting next year
— Cindy (@BigBBfan1) December 12, 2013
Allright leafs, it's time to crown the kings ! Enough is Phaneuf! We have to Phil the net with pucks ! Clarkson needs to be a marksman !!!
— Ground effects! (@grounder76) December 12, 2013
Let’s just get this over with.
Who the hell is Martin Jones??? #kings This guy is going to get chased by the Leafs!
— Loren T (@Lorendinho17) December 12, 2013
Hoo boy.
Kings better butt fuck the shit out of the leafs tonight. Seeing what happened yesterday, this should be a walk in the park.
— Riley Moreau (@rileymoreau) December 12, 2013
Holland with the first penalty of the evening, holding. #LAKings scored a power play goal last night so watch out.
— LA Kings (@LAKings) December 12, 2013
@LAKings shut up
— Go Leafs Go! (@PhaneufLupul319) December 12, 2013
@PhaneufLupul319 1-0 Kings. Doughty scores.
— LA Kings (@LAKings) December 12, 2013
@LAKings thanks asshole
— Go Leafs Go! (@PhaneufLupul319) December 12, 2013
Did the LA Kings twitter just tweet me that goal. Fuck you dick!
— Go Leafs Go! (@PhaneufLupul319) December 12, 2013
The LA Kings Twitter account forever.
Kings good. Leafs bad. Sky is blue.
— Serena (@CaptToeDrag) December 12, 2013
The Leafs were tied with the Kings for 10 WHOLE minutes. That was nice. #TMLtalk
— Jean-Adrien Delicano (@Ja_Delish) December 12, 2013
Fuck man leafs breaking my heart
— Juicy A (@ArshGis_aG) December 12, 2013
Why @dewyy8 love of my life why? This is why the leafs and kings should never play each other #sotorn
— Brittany West (@BrittanyLWest) December 12, 2013
is it just me or do the leafs actually look good against the kings… this is weird
— jaret&lime (@oslodangles) December 12, 2013
the leafs are playing the best they have in a long time….. too bad its against the LA Kings, a better more healthy team
— Connor Fraser (@CPFraser93) December 12, 2013
Canadian grammar hurts my brain.
THE LEAFS OUTSHOT THE KINGS??? PLAN THE PARADE ROUTE!!!
— Mohamed Mohamed (@Moesquare) December 12, 2013
iTunes on my cell, Duck Dynasty Xmas is on tonite at 9pm, Leafs r sucking the Kings' asses losing 1-0 so far….haha
— Shawn Head (@ShawnHead4) December 12, 2013
What a big ass this Jones has! Smh #Kings #Leafs
— Kiko (@kiko_baller) December 12, 2013
#MartinJonesAssMode
“@brookb06: Leafs suck ass.” your face is ugly bitch I'll knock you the fuck out
— leafs (@parenteau15) December 12, 2013
shut the fuck up ill chain you to the bushes outside
— leafs (@parenteau15) December 12, 2013
I don’t think she likes this “Brook” person.
I don't like how solid this fucking kings goalie is #leafsproblems #scorealready #fuckingshit #leafs
— Matt crawfie (@mathew0301) December 12, 2013
WHY THE FUCK IS SOME ARAB FUCK COMING IN OVER THE LEAFS GAME ON THE RADIO
— Life of a Dman (@LifeofaDman) December 12, 2013
Remember kids: When you get angry about something you can’t control, turn to racist comments.
SCORE A FUCKING GOAL LEAFS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
— Jonathan Sánchez (@jsanchezsports) December 12, 2013
For fucks sake Kings start playing your game the leafs fucking suck
— Nathan (@nathan5ever) December 12, 2013
BOOM fuck you SO streak Franson #leafs
— Pete (@TML_Fan_52) December 12, 2013
RIP “The Streak”
YESSSS FUCK YES! THANK YOU CODY FRASON!!!!!!! #TMLtalk #LeafsNation #GoLeafsGo #SEAofBLUE #Leafs
— Joshua Honen (@joshua_honen18) December 12, 2013
Fuck you sorry ass maple leafs y'all still suck ass bitches
— Erin Jimenez☤ (@nursehopeful76) December 12, 2013
Yea fuck the Kings. LEAFS!!
— Dom (@DomenicBartone) December 12, 2013
Martin Jones is a cheat code #leafs #kings
— Andrew Chan (@bosoxfan929) December 12, 2013
Thanks Voynov for fighting on an LA 2 on 1 LOL #leafs #kings
— Will Tan (@willjtan) December 12, 2013
SLAVA SMASH.
Leafs are outshooting the Kings going into the third. That is not a misprint and no, I am not drunk.
— Alyssa Crocker (@alyssacrocker) December 12, 2013
Fuck if the Leafs don't score I will sacrifice a Habs fan in the name of Allah.
— TorontoSportsFan (@TypicalTOFan) December 12, 2013
Oh boy.
FUCK YOU CORSI, you always are a dick to the leafs
— Randy BoBandy (@CoachBoBandy) December 12, 2013
#CORSI
Come on!!! Leafs all over the Kings and one 2 on 1 rush and they score FUCK!!!
— The Bob (@bob_here) December 12, 2013
Fuck Bernier you need to have that #Leafs #tmltalk
— Ryan (@LeafsHayward) December 12, 2013
Why the fuck is Paul Ranger in the #NHL?! Leafs might as well put a jersey on a pylon. #TMLtalk
— Dan Foster (@DannyFost) December 12, 2013
So this is how it feels like playing the Leafs…FUCK.
— Robert Myers (@Robby322) December 12, 2013
I fucking hate Paul ranger. Y is that useless fuck still on our blue line. Cost us another game. USELESS!!!! #leafs
— Mundy (@mund100) December 12, 2013
FUCK THE KINGS GOALIE RIGHT NOW IT SHOULD BE 5-3 LEAFS
— that guy (@SirTomWhiteside) December 12, 2013
“Should be.”
why the fuck… The leafs are still DOMINATING the kings and Jones has just stopped the most insane saves…. WOW.
— Niti Krasniqi (@Kra2niqi) December 12, 2013
Leafs fucking dummies the kings.. Fuck that
— Gitchell (@15Lyons) December 12, 2013
The Leafs can fuck right off right now with this losing bullshit
— Adam Brooks (@Adam782) December 12, 2013
Oh my fuck. I love the Leafs but HATE being a Leafs fan. Another loss…..surprise!
— Buc Muddy Mcfearless (@KCCO_FortWayne) December 12, 2013
I don't even care if the leafs play anymore they always bring my hopes up and disappoint me, fuck it.
— JJUICYJAY (@JAG_Studio) December 12, 2013
Leafs and Kings fans are more alike than they’ll ever know.
Welcome back, Jonathan Bernier!
I bet he sure is glad to have his own team and fans that will support him no matter what!
*crickets*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BERNIER?!
— Frankie Michelini (@FrankieMichelin) December 12, 2013
YOU FUCKING RETARD
— Frankie Michelini (@FrankieMichelin) December 12, 2013
FUCKING RETARD LEAVING THE SHORT SIDE 5 MILES OPEN.
— Frankie Michelini (@FrankieMichelin) December 12, 2013
Well Bernier shit the bed tonight. Reimer where you at???
— Adam Zizek (@AdamZizek) December 12, 2013
Nice pass Bernier… if u stayed in the fucking net it wouldn't have been a goal.. thats experience.. #reimtime #tmltalk too many crap goals
— John (@Leafs_GTA) December 12, 2013
Muthafucka I'm getting tired of this shit.Fuck #Leafs get your head of our asses and fucking checking the opposing player.Damn it
— Alonzo Spencer (@MrLonsterRobot) December 12, 2013
So Reimer's our starter now right? Officially? Yeah? Enough games to tell Bernier's worse? #Leafs
— Devin K. Long (@DevinKLong) December 12, 2013
Bernier is the shittiest goalie ever
— Hαseeb Khαn (@illestKhan) December 12, 2013
I'm not saying bernier was bad… He was excellent but if Reimer was in the net we would have won the game without a doubt..
— julia (@literallyjulia) December 12, 2013
2 mistakes ranger and bernier amd the games done fuck ranger u useless piece of ass
— josippin (@josipbijelic) December 12, 2013
Good job bernier you fucked us
— Drover (@andrewdrover) December 12, 2013
And people say bernier is better than reimer, the fuck outta here
— Christopher (@ChrisACabral) December 12, 2013
Bernier is now the new Scrivens #useless wow what a shity goalie #leafs #TMLtalk #reimer
— David Aucoin (@DavidAucoin) December 12, 2013
Phaneuf is not needed. Toronto playyed their best game of the year tonight but they run into a hot goaltender and Bernier sucked
— Scott Stevenett (@ScottInHamilton) December 12, 2013
Totally just realized that Bernier came from the #Kings … #wow #howdidimissthat
— Christy Conde (@christyconde) December 12, 2013
That is Bernier is showing he is a backup goalie again. When was the last time he won a game?
— Michael Watson (@wattytah) December 12, 2013
Bernier couldnt stop a beach ball if he tried
— Michael (@MichaelDonia_) December 12, 2013
Bernier is the sole reason we lost that game #notafan
— Rebecca Bentley (@rebeccabentley) December 12, 2013
Getting pretty fucking tired of watching the leafs blow leads and lose games they should win. Christ sakes, put Reimer in net Bernier is ass
— Connor Westhaver (@WesthaverConnor) December 12, 2013
Action shot of Bernier tonight #TMLtalk pic.twitter.com/XPbWR1hNwD
— Matt Chanyi (@mcChanyi) December 12, 2013
Bernier is so shit it's unbelievable
— Michael Muto (@M_Muto114) December 12, 2013
FUCK BERNIER
— JACOB PICHE (@jaypeesh) December 12, 2013
That’s good!
That’s bad.
That’s our Doughty.
Fuck you martin jones hopefully a walker comes to your house bites you yhen ill come and shoot you in the balls
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
RAWRRRrRrErRrrrEre
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
I will pray every day that you will never win a single game again stupid jones you stupid pig who do you think you are marty brodeur
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
@CokeMoe95 FUCk HIm
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
I will take your bones grind them and smoke it at sheesha bar fuck this
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
Martin jones sucks he sucks
— kessel kessel (@kesselsnipeshow) December 12, 2013
Martin Jones: LA Kings third-string goaltender.