TRH RECAP 32: MAPLE GRIEF: KINGS BERN LEAFS

KINGS 3, MAPLE LEAFS 1

Back-to-back matchups against two of the most storied franchises in NHL history?

The LA Kings were sure to be a tough couple of day–

*muffled sounds*

–What’s that?

Eastern Conference teams? Are you sure?

Oh.

Well, um, I’m sure the game against the Toronto Maple Leafs would still be another great televised practice before the Kings face-off against the Chicago Blackhawks on Sunday.

Taylor Stevens alert!


Someone should teach this guy how to read a timeline.

You rock that snapback, @White33Mamba.


Preparation is key in these situations.

VINE OR GTFO.

Yeah the Kings goaltending woes will continue.

*hands over “Whitest Person in the World Award”

Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Hoo boy.

The LA Kings Twitter account forever.

Canadian grammar hurts my brain.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

#MartinJonesAssMode

I don’t think she likes this “Brook” person.

Remember kids: When you get angry about something you can’t control, turn to racist comments.

RIP “The Streak”

SLAVA SMASH.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Oh boy.

#CORSI

“Should be.”

Leafs and Kings fans are more alike than they’ll ever know.

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Jonathan Bernier

Welcome back, Jonathan Bernier!

I bet he sure is glad to have his own team and fans that will support him no matter what!

*crickets*

 

2. Drew Doughty

That’s good!

That’s bad.

That’s our Doughty.

 

1. Martin Jones Tormenting a Leafs Fan

Martin Jones: LA Kings third-string goaltender.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies. You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl