TRH RECAP 6: ANY SCRIVENS SUNDAY
KINGS 3, PANTHERS 0
Welcome to a beautiful Sunday afternoon game in Sunrise, Florida!!
*sigh*
…I’m not going to fake this for you.
Let’s just get this day game monstrosity over with.
Want to win owner Vinnie Viola's seats to today's #LAKings #FlaPanthers game? Tweet with #VinniesView to get to today's 3 PM match up.
— Florida Panthers (@FlaPanthers) October 13, 2013
See, even the owner of the Panthers doesn’t want to be there.
Thankfully my suite at @thebbtcenter has mutiple TVs for the games – gooooooooo @Patriots & @FlaPanthers @NHL @nfl @nflnetwork
— Tiffany DiPanni (@TifDiP) October 13, 2013
And the fans don’t either.
@FlaPanthers pink the rink! pic.twitter.com/I1EOGJnxEw
— Glenn Hunt (@gstang46) October 13, 2013
Even the NFL can’t believe this exists.
Before you come to the game, stop by @JohnnyRockets @ShopSawgrass to catch the #GoldenBoyLive weigh in for tomorrows fight @TheBBTCenter
— Florida Panthers (@FlaPanthers) October 13, 2013
This. Is. A. Real. Tweet.
killing myself bc I can't go to the @FlaPanthers game.
— yo mama (@jessicakranzz) October 13, 2013
Who are you and why aren’t the Panthers throwing tickets at you?
Sadly I will have to miss today's #FlaPanthers game. I woke up to my neighbor knocking letting us know that our dog was attacked by a racoon
— Adam M (@SportsNutAdam) October 13, 2013
Don’t feel bad for laughing! The dog ended up being just fine.
@LAKings we all know the kings are going to get raped by huberdeau and the boys
— bert (@DAVlDSON) October 13, 2013
@DAVlDSON @LAKings Huberdeau Hatty
— Connor Yackle (@ConnorYackle) October 13, 2013
@ConnorYackle yeah fuck the @LAKINGS #gopanthers — bert (@DAVlDSON) October 13, 2013
@DAVlDSON @LAKings #BelieveInRed #PanthersNation — Connor Yackle (@ConnorYackle) October 13, 2013
I’m sorry I can’t even start to deal with this kind of dementia.
@GeorgeRichards @Van_Murph @PaigeLewisFL @FlaPanthers Big Lots has these xmas lawn figs for $30. #panthers pic.twitter.com/Z5flhRGFF0
— GiL77 (@PrimeScream) October 13, 2013
A Big Lots sighting!
*Krys Barch pop in the face not included. #FlaPanthers pic.twitter.com/ClU7nMGEPQ
— Erin Brown (@rinkside) October 13, 2013
Better than the Royal Lemon Haze, I guess.
Trolling the @LAKings at the @FlaPanthers game today in our #Throwback @AnaheimDucks jerseys!! pic.twitter.com/LI8gtfcVIy
— Jeremy Addis (@vegasplease1013) October 13, 2013
You call that a throwback? THIS is a throwback.
Game time!!! Let's go @FlaPanthers!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/Gr1G0QtGip
— David Silverstone (@dsilverstone29) October 13, 2013
OMG can this please just end already?
FIRST PERIOD:
@FlaPanthers Scrivens giving up big rebounds off the pillows. Needs to adjust his Sleep Number.
— D Lentz (@turbuLENTZ) October 13, 2013
Best view! GO PANTHERS! @FlaPanthers pic.twitter.com/xFdarwQ8lP
— Margie Hernandez (@SuperMarg513) October 13, 2013
Apparently they’re very serious about staying in your assigned seat at the BB&T Center.
Well that period of @FlaPanthers hockey was about as boring as my grandmother telling us about her new dentures.
— David McMahan (@CheapSeatBlog) October 13, 2013
And right on cue, the mites on ice entertain the crowd better than the @FlaPanthers did in the first period. #needapillow
— David McMahan (@CheapSeatBlog) October 13, 2013
Scott Gomez looks like he is on a whole different level. Skating w/speed & intensity, making plays, creating turnovers. #FlaPanthers
— Jeff Kasten (@JeffKasten) October 13, 2013
OK SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE WORST.
SECOND PERIOD:
I have fans! :') #flapanthers #icecrewgirl pic.twitter.com/jQFpE0OI34
— Gaby (@Gaby_TalksAlot) October 13, 2013
Does anyone come to watch the game?
Fuck. Kings score :( #FlaPanthers
— Jessica (@bebetterbison) October 13, 2013
Thank jebus something happened.
*switches back to NFL Redzone*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DANIEL CARCILLO HAS MORE GOALS THAN ANZE KOPITAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— Kevin Young (@kevinyoung90) October 13, 2013
Holy fuck Daniel carcillo. But dat sexy pass from Richards tho
— Nathan Sullano (@nathan5ever) October 13, 2013
How can we let Carcillo score. How does that happen.
— Carter (@ohnoitsrambo) October 13, 2013
A nice late brunch Gorilla Salad.
Justin Williams, y'all. Corsi monster. Amazing leader. AND BAD. ASS. MO. FO.
— Robyn (@rvp29) October 13, 2013
Shirtless Justin Williams gets his 500th career point and the Kings second goal! 2-0 Kings!
— Meg Jarrell (@megums) October 13, 2013
Honestly, the #flapanthers are not playing bad. We have just had bad moments.
— Adam M (@SportsNutAdam) October 13, 2013
Settle down, Adam.
Blake's first @nhl game. @FlaPanthers vs @LAKings pic.twitter.com/AbPnSjDCnK
— Jeremy Burson (@Jeremy_Burson) October 13, 2013
Someone call child services!
Kid Rock playing inside the arena. Just canceled my season tickets. #flapanthers
— Sandy Luria (@sandyluria) October 13, 2013
THIRD PERIOD:
Jordan Nolan compte son 1er de la saison et c'est 3–0 pour les Kings. #Bruce
— Casavant Sylvain (@SCC416) October 13, 2013
My thoughts exactly at this point.
Well…I lost another shirt to @I_SKYNET @FlaPanthers @FLPanthersBC pic.twitter.com/DN4FN4djYQ
— D Lentz (@turbuLENTZ) October 13, 2013
There must have been so many extras of these.
And sweet Washington Nationals hat.
@FlaPanthers Well that was a waste of my Sunday. You won't get many ticket renewals that way.
— Ron (@rexx8) October 13, 2013
The only positive from today's @FlaPanthers game: pic.twitter.com/ET3ISCw4qf
— David McMahan (@CheapSeatBlog) October 13, 2013
No, really. I bet it’s impossibly easy to get one of these that I don’t even have a joke.
@FlaPanthers I actually got 2 of them.
— David McMahan (@CheapSeatBlog) October 13, 2013
Sigh.
I'm not sure what I attended this afternoon @FlaPanthers
— iAMERICA (@ItsEricaJo_Broo) October 13, 2013
OK this would have been the perfect recap!
3. #VinniesView
@FlaPanthers I bet #VinniesView is pretty awesome I bet he sit in a special seat inside Big Red!
— J. Rocha (@srajrocha28) October 13, 2013
Yes, the owner probably does have good seats. Good call!
@FlaPanthers would love to sit there. “It would be a dream!” #VinniesView
— Rob (@RobMc82) October 13, 2013
Who are you quoting?!
I wouldn't mind going to the @FlaPanthers game tonight and watching it from Club Red #VinniesView
— Laura Ramirez (@laura_ramirez13) October 13, 2013
“I wouldn’t mind” is lie and you know it.
@FlaPanthers I’m about to move back to Kentucky and this could be my last panther game for awhile! Please let me have these! #vinniesview
— Mike Correll (@mike_correll) October 13, 2013
This isn’t exactly the death row last meal request I would have.
You can barely see the guns in their backs.
And sweet Yankees and Giants merch!
2. The Stick
Here’s to 500 more, Justin.
1. The Professor
*loops video for 782346th time*
So glorious.
Jonathan Bernier: .800 win%, 1.74 GAA, .946 SV%. Ben Scrivens: 1.000 win%, 0.00 GAA, 1.000 SV%. @scrivens_30 > J. Bernier
— LA Sports Weekly (@LASportsWeekly) October 13, 2013
Who is Bernier?
seriously though Ben Scrivens is attractive in a totally different way from Jon Bernier. Kings keeping their "cute backup goalie" meme going
— John Carroll (@toshanshuinLA) October 13, 2013
Um… what are you talkin—I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
The best part of the day is when Ben Scrivens has to explain to Drew Doughty who William Shakespeare is.
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) October 13, 2013
Scrivens says FUCK U BERNIER, goes tit for tat and picks up his first shutout of the year.
— שּׂreckedΔngle™ (@wreckedangle) October 13, 2013
This is exactly how Benjamin Vezina Scrivens talks.
@scrivens_30 the professor teaching lessons in goals against this evening #ivyleague
— Daniel Carcillo (@CarBombBoom13) October 13, 2013
Daniel Carcillo forever.
…Now excuse me while I jump into a bathtub full of acid.
