TRH RECAP 4: ‘EL JEFE’ LIFTING
KINGS 4, SENATORS 3 (OT)
Nothing better than watching a hockey game in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.
Oh, it’s versus Ottawa?!
I stand corrected!
#LAKings vs @Senators tonight, single seats are half off! Available ONLY at @staplescenter box office – http://t.co/hg5TxEjDwR
— LA Kings (@LAKings) October 9, 2013
Lower level LA Kings tix available on Stubhub for tonight’s game. $40.
— Rich (@rcoop21) October 9, 2013
Los Angeles, everyone!
Oh well. As long as it washes that terrible taste out of my mouth from Opening Night…
Ready for tonight @LAKings #1stgameEVER pic.twitter.com/LaN9VmOOrc
— Eduardo Guillen (@WiiSuxx) October 9, 2013
At least this guy is excited.
10:30 start time for the Sens game? Fuck you west coast.
— Caleb Oliver (@thecaleboliver) October 9, 2013
This guy, however, is not.
Tomas Hertls fourth goal was filthier than Kopitars ugly face @SanJoseSharks @LAKings #FuckTheKings
— Josh Bodenstein (@JoshBodey) October 9, 2013
HEY NOW!
I hate when people where like LA KINGS backwards flatbills, beats by dre, and really hipster clothing, then wear cowboy boots.
— Iced Interracial (@PrestonLliam) October 9, 2013
That’s right, folks. Daniel Carcillo is in the lineup!
Neone remember how pissed people were when the @LAKings traded Jack Johnson 4 Jeff Carter?LOL. Same people wanted to trade Drew instead Lmao
— Alen (@Cw24woodson) October 9, 2013
Uh, what?
No dinner plans tonight? Come to #Shakeys and watch the @LAKings! #GKG
— Shakey's Pizza (@ShakeysUSA) October 10, 2013
OMG this is the saddest tweet ever.
On the couch, rocking the Cowen jersey, bottle of Jameson in front of me, ready for the #Sens game.. #BeatLA
— Chris K (@ChrisKardy) October 10, 2013
Wow. I stand corrected.
My sincerest apologies to the good people of Shakey’s.
FIRST PERIOD:
GD MFing ugly ass Dustin Brown
— Amy (@DalSportsGal) October 10, 2013
Oh hey, Dustin Brown. pic.twitter.com/N1dUUuyHsO
— brianne (of tarth). (@missbriannie) October 10, 2013
Why, yes it is in fact 1-0.
Thanks for the visual.
Fuck the kings.
— Kristal Gutierrez (@omg_its_kristal) October 10, 2013
Fuck the kings!
— Alex (@Sharks_Fan27) October 10, 2013
Fuck the Kings!
— #LeafsSuck (@Leafs_Suck_) October 10, 2013
What happened to creativity?
I fuckin hate Dustin Brown
— Dew.A (@SensDewie19) October 10, 2013
There it is.
Jeff Carter can go sit on a cactus.
— A i s y s ★ (@twomins4hooking) October 10, 2013
THERE IT REALLY IS!
did jeff carter just impregnate me
— taylor (@taayylurr) October 10, 2013
just impregnated every woman at staples center. #jeffcarter
— Ben Laroza (@BLaroza) October 10, 2013
Just when Taylor thought she was special
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MY LEAST FAVORITE KING!!! GOOOOOOOAAAAALL! jeff carter
— Elliott Stanek (@jacketstime) October 10, 2013
WHOA.
Oh fuck, Dustin brown had 2 choices there: stand like a man or flail like a woman. Take a wild guess which one he chose @LAKings
— toe blake (@toeblake33) October 10, 2013
The one where his team is winning.
Dear Refs of #Sens/Kings game, I & think I speak for the the entire #SensArmy here – prefer lube if you're going to fuck us this hard.
— Jay (@Sens_Fan74) October 10, 2013
The NHL presents: Wednesday Night Raw.
Holy fuck the kings are demolishing the sens right now
— Colbie Macadam (@colbiemacadam) October 10, 2013
*high-fives every bro*
"Will the real Dustin Brown please stand up?!" – No. Sit the fuck down. #frustrated #playingsowell #GOSENSGO
— Kimi ✿ (@kfmxo_) October 10, 2013
Dustin brown is hands down the ugliest person I've seen in my life #sens #lakings
— Michael Corleone (@M_Corleone666) October 10, 2013
Jeff Carter was forced to apologize to his team during the intermission for being credited with an assist. #LAKings
— Jonathan Hawks (@jehawks) October 10, 2013
Whew. What a period!
SECOND PERIOD:
Pageau brise la glace. #Sens
— André H (@A_H18) October 10, 2013
HA! Whatever.
Some other stuff probably happened during the 2nd period.
THIRD PERIOD:
Fuck you Bobby Ryan!
— Ray (@sir_deuce) October 10, 2013
fuck bobby ryan
— Efrain Gonzalez (@soul_rebel75) October 10, 2013
fuck you bobby ryan
— ⓛⓐⓤⓡⓐ (@lalaloopsyy) October 10, 2013
As you can see, LA Kings fans are much more creative.
FUCK YESSSS TIED MUTHAFUXKAASSSS #SENS
— SΛΓΛ (@xoTickLedPinK) October 10, 2013
Oh no…
MICHALEK!!!!!!!!
— Ismail Osman (@Ismail_Osman) October 10, 2013
MICHALEK!!!!
— millvsSPQR (@millvsSPQR) October 10, 2013
MICHALEK
— M.E.T.H.O.D. (@sgillydakid) October 10, 2013
And Sens fans take back the creativity lead!
Hahaha! Sens tie it up. Quick didn't know it had gone in the net. Fuck the Kings
— Alex (@Sharks_Fan27) October 10, 2013
Where were we? Oh, right.
*sobbing*
OVERTIME:
Including playoffs, Jeff Carter has scored 49 goals in 106 games with the Kings.
— Adam Gretz (@AGretz) October 10, 2013
It’s just not enough, dammit!
Damn. Despite the loss Im proud. Who the fuck cheers for the kings anyways
— BoyanVAntonov (@BoyanVAntonov) October 10, 2013
WE ARE UNITED
WE’RE UNDIVIDED
fuck the kings #BuildingHalfFullOfBandwagons
— Ali Dabak (@THEalidabak) October 10, 2013
WE STAND TOGETHER…
Jeff Carter…Mike Richards…tag team specialists til the end of time #LAKings
— David Gascon (@DavidJGascon) October 10, 2013
<3 <3 <3
3. Sportsnet
Apparently the Sportsnet feed only picked up about four minutes of the game.2. Dustin Brown
Best 3rd line LW in the league.
1. El Jefe
Nobody likes Jeff Carter
— Nick Biss (@nickjbiss) October 10, 2013
Say what now?
I'd go gay for Jeff Carter…
— Strongman Evan (@Strongman_Evan) October 10, 2013
Much better.
Jeff Carter should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie? #AceVentura
— Brian Tenerowicz (@BrianTenerowicz) October 10, 2013
WHERE IS THIS GOING?
The Kings trade for Jeff Carter will go down as one of the greatest in Kings history. #kings @BaileyLAKings
— Kyle Gray (@KG20KG) October 10, 2013
HAHAH “one of.”
Will they move Gretzky's statue when Carter's goes up?
— Lewis Kay (@lewkay) October 10, 2013
There’s plenty of room for the game’s two greatest players ever.
