TRH RECAP 3: SHORT-HANDED AND NOT-SO SURE-HANDED
KINGS 1, RANGERS 3
OPENING NIGHT! …kind of. It was like Day 7 of the NHL season, but whatever!
It was a chance for LA Kings fans to finally return to Staples Center after last season’s trip to the Western Conference Final.
You know, it’s kind of funny looking back on that run. There were so many memories that rush through my mind when I think of those 18 playoff games.
I was actually discussing some of them with a buddy the other day while looking forward to the home opener.
Game 7 versus the Sharks. The McFlurry Miracle. Patrick Kane’s Hat Trick.
And then someone brought up the end of Game 1 against the St. Louis Blues.
I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT!
Repressed memories, I guess.
…or a concussion.
Anyway, we can only hope that the LA Kings and Jonathan Quick have moved on from that nightmare.
Besides, NY Rangers fans had their own night terrors to deal with:
Why are the rangers on at 1030 fuck
— Danny Simone (@Dannysimz) October 7, 2013
Why the fuck do the Rangers have to be on so late???
— Vav (@babs3095) October 7, 2013
Fuck you rangers for having such late games.
— Jake Borkowski (@JakeBorkowski) October 7, 2013
why the fuck does the rangers game have to start at 10
— k8 (@kaitlynkellly) October 7, 2013
When the fuck are the rangers gonna play at a normal time Jesus Christ
— deeez (@d_diesel27) October 7, 2013
Fuck the rangers game tonight. I'm going to bed.
— Kay-Z (@KayleyxNicole) October 8, 2013
Die-hard fans are the best fans.
So ready to watch the kings ass fuck the rangers..
— Victor Klipp (@C0untme0utt) October 8, 2013
Easy there, Kevin Ryder.
Jonathan Quick better not fuck up tonight. I need these fantasy points.
— Aaron (@AaronC_48) October 8, 2013
*crying*
I'm sick of hearing how Brad Richards is trying to find his confidence n media coddling him. Man the fuck up n play, sound like a pussy #NYR
— T-Formation (@ByTorNYGRY) October 8, 2013
*violently sobbing*
FIRST PERIOD:
I have no idea as to why the fuck the @LAKings have cartman yelling "go kings go"
— Mike Morano (@mike_morano95) October 8, 2013
I missed this way more than any normal person should.
brad richards more like rad britchards because that was a fancy pants goal
— jesse (@PotatoesOGrady) October 8, 2013
Brad Richards – snakebitten for nearly all of 2013 – able to finish off a juicy rebound. Great sign
— Kevin Baumer (@kevinbaumer) October 8, 2013
Brad Richards scores his first goal in nine years #pussy #youregettingboughtout
— Corey Lasko (@91CLasko) October 8, 2013
FYI, Brad Richards scored 34 points in 46 games last year.
Which was good for third on the team and ahead of Marian Gaborik and Ryan Callahan.
Brad Richards via Rick Nash o Derek Stepan. Minuterna före Henke stor press emot sig hjälpt av stolpen tappade klubban.. Shaken not stirred.
— Annika Greder Duncan (@foodgas) October 8, 2013
I love everything about this tweet.
All you Brad Richards haters can go fuck yourselves now
— Eric Dieterich (@edieterich92) October 8, 2013
We never should have told Drew Doughty to start using his head.
SECOND PERIOD:
@LAKings shut the fuck up you egotistical immature losers… aww you finally realize you're FAGGOTS?
— Bobby Ackerman (@bobbyoath) October 8, 2013
YELLING HATEFUL THINGS ON THE INTERNET!!!
BRAD RICHARDS???????
— Caity Fagan (@maydaycharades) October 8, 2013
BRAD RICHARDS
— Robby Snyder (@RobbySnyder) October 8, 2013
BRAD RICHARDS
— Team Hustle (@RealTeamHustle) October 8, 2013
BRAD RICHARDS!!!
— Marco (@BlueMark18) October 8, 2013
BRAD RICHARDS????!!!!!
— Zimmer (@z1mm3r) October 8, 2013
MATT DAMON.
But then, something beautiful happened…
Fuck yes MUZZIN!!!!!
— Sayuri (@ViaSayuri) October 8, 2013
Fuck you Jake Muzzin.
— Ben Lehman (@BenjaminJLehman) October 8, 2013
WHO THE FUCK IS MUZZIN?!?!?!
— Shannon:) (@NYRfanatic16) October 8, 2013
SUP.
THIRD PERIOD:
We pick up action just in time for DISC Sports and Spine Powerplay!
QUICK WHAT THE FUCK
— Kaitlin (@bleepblapbloop) October 8, 2013
Uh oh.
HOLY FUCK WAS THAT REAL LIFE? QUICK JUST PUSHED THAT IN HOLY SHIT!!
— Debbie Parker (@dehbeeflyy) October 8, 2013
WTF QUICK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!???
— Ryan Ciliotta (@ciliotta93) October 8, 2013
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT QUICK
— Rachel Liner (@raaaacccheeelll) October 8, 2013
FUCK KINGS AH IM CRYING IM SORRY QUICK NO NO
— Emily Spencer (@emilyisabender) October 8, 2013
LMFAO QUICK HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BUD?! 3-1 RANGERS!
— Hockey Tweets (@247HockeyTweets) October 8, 2013
OH MY GOD JONATHAN QUICK WHAT THE FUCK
— RIDICOLOUS. (@WuuBz) October 8, 2013
#LAKings now trail 3-1. No comment.
— LA Kings (@LAKings) October 8, 2013
Welp that was a fun first night!
Right?
Right?!
RIGHT?!?!
3. Brad Richards
Fucking right Brad Richards again keep it up you old fuck
— Mike Grasso (@mgrasso26) October 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/sarahlovesnyr/status/387516147450408960
https://twitter.com/sarahlovesnyr/status/387619286476283906
Don’t let them get you down, Brad.
2. Quick Haters
In case anyone is Wondering Jonathan Quick is a huge douchebag, and his wife sucks at life.
— Will C (@Willc22_) October 8, 2013
FUCK YOU QUICK!!!!!! Your a fucking idiot!! I fucking hate your ass right now!! Your ass needs to be traded off the kings!!!
— Alexis Leonard (@Lexiecakkes) October 8, 2013
You’re the biggest #Quick Fan! Luckily, I went 4 a run before he gave up goal 3. You should follow me. I follow you.
— Poorman (@Poorman1) October 8, 2013
@LAKings Warning signs already of not a good year. Not surprising. Team doesn't give young talent a chance #Bernier @tytoff16 @Bschenn_10
— Poorman (@Poorman1) October 8, 2013
Any 1 who thinks @LAKings @JonathanQuick32 is the same goalie who won the Cup is mad! Always felt #Bernier was better. Traded him 4 nobody.
— Poorman (@Poorman1) October 8, 2013
Yes, these people actually exist.
1. Team Quick
Fortunately, so do these individuals.
Did the crowd just give Quick a Bronx cheer? Fuck all of you who did that. Each one of you is dead to me.
— Bobby Scribe (@kingsofhockey) October 8, 2013
#TeamScribe
Fuck the crowd at the Kings game, you dont cheer against your own goalie, how many rings do you have because im pretty sure Quick has 1
— Chilton (@chilton_beauty) October 8, 2013
Everyone who gave Quick that Bronx cheer can go fuck themselves. You don't do that to your goalie.
— Jay (@jayturna) October 8, 2013
Seriously though, LA Kings fans, QUICK IS THE ONLY REASON THE TEAM HAS EVER WON A STANLEY CUP.
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) October 8, 2013
Fuck you Kings fans booing Quick. It was a freak occurrence and you're jeering the biggest beauty on the ice? Real classy, fuckwits.
— Josie Hartman (@nerdjunkie) October 8, 2013
Anyone mock cheering #Quick is a fucking moron, dude brought this team the fucking Stanley Cup. Oh and go fuck yourselves
— Corey (@LAKingsforlife) October 8, 2013
Ok, so I missed the Quick silly goal and fans being dicks but go fuck yourselves. Do you even know what Quickie has done for us?! #LAKings
— Sara (@SaraMechell) October 8, 2013
If Jonathan Quick hadn’t given up that hilarious goal, the Kings could have lost 2-1. Missed opportunity for LA.
— Indiana Matt (@Indiana_Matt) October 8, 2013
When booing Quick, remember who was your MVP in 2012 and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
— Sayuri (@ViaSayuri) October 8, 2013
LA kings fans need to shut the fuck up, You have the best goalie in the league yet you mock him for one shot? You guys are lucky af,
— Tylor Dias (@Tylor_Dias) October 8, 2013
Jonathan Quick forever.
