TRH RECAP 12: LEGENDARY SNOOZEFEST

KINGS 2, OILERS 1 (SO)

An early start to a Sunday night game against the Edmonton Oilers could mean only one thing…

The LA Kings need to find a way to sell tickets.

And at least the Oilers did their part to make sure to field the most competitive team possible.

Welcome to the Richard Bachman era!

Goals-a-plenty are on there way!

Haha you know it!

WOOOO.

Man, this is going to be a lot of fun.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Wasn’t that a fun first period?!.

Ugh.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Things are actually happening!!

Sigh.


Great times.

Right! Thanks for getting us back on track.

Uh oh.

Well that escalated quickly.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

zzZzzzZzzzZZzz

OVERTIME/SHOOTOUT:

Huh, what?
Oh, right.

YEAAAAHHH.


 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Masturbating Jay Wells

2. Richard Bachman

That goalie that many casual fans had never heard of? Well, he did alright, I guess.

Edmonton fans, everyone!

 

1. Mike Richards


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