TRH RECAP 10: F-LAME SHOWING
KINGS 2, FLAMES 3
“LIVE from Los Angeles, California, it’s a Monday edition of Hockey Night at the Staples Center as the LA Kings host the Calgary Flames!”
My goodness has the LA Kings home schedule been brutal at the start of this season.
Welp, that also means a lot of easy wins, right?!
At the very least, it means a lot of cheap tickets on the secondhand market to see, um, Karri Ramo and Mark Giordano.
Ugh.
At least most Flames and Kings fans were into it:
How do you put out a fire? You piss on it. Duh. Let's go Kings, piss on the Flames.
— David (@kingdavid_55) October 21, 2013
I love these team @LAKings pic.twitter.com/jQriQVgZ1R
— Ted :) (@Thotodo9211) October 21, 2013
I agree, and these team has been great so far.
No other hockey on tonight, so I suppose I'll watch the flames.
— Brandon Hicks (@Brandon_h) October 21, 2013
Gingerbread biscotti. Will go good with tea tonight while watching Flames game. pic.twitter.com/0E2mECAWt7
— Dennis Johnson (@Flamingcees) October 21, 2013
Gingerbread biscotti and Flames Hockey, that’s what Calgary does!
Come catch the #flames game tonight and enjoy 1/2 price appies all night!
— MadRosePub (@MadRosePub) October 21, 2013
APPIES?!
Go Kings Go!!! Put out the Flames! #WeAreAllKings
— Lauren Vanga (@LaurenVanga) October 22, 2013
Lets go ROBYN REGEHR @LAKings
— Meg Rempel (@Paulsgirl28) October 22, 2013
THERE ARE ROBYN REGEHR FANS?!
My cats a fan too whether she likes it or not!!@LAKings @BaileyLAKings pic.twitter.com/0YJseyA0h8
— Naira (@nairaabelyan) October 22, 2013
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Looking for deadlier powerplay from #Flames tonight with Cammy back in the lineup tonight vs #Kings.
— John Down (@JohndownCH) October 22, 2013
HA! Like Mike Cammalleri is going to factor into this game.
FIRST PERIOD:
I'd rather sit on a cactus than watch a kings vs flames game
— Marah (@marahk12) October 22, 2013
Who's your doughty!!! #LAKings #GoKingsGo #WeAreAllKings
— Jimmy Fields (@dubdx) October 22, 2013
ROWDY DOUGHTY!!!
— Stephanie (@Steph_allover) October 22, 2013
I LOVE DREW DOUGHTY SO MUCH JT HURTS
— anissa (@anissapillyay) October 22, 2013
Kings 1, Flames Doughnuts.
Without his teeth Mike Cammalleri reminds me of Walt Jr. #flames #breakingbad @NHLFlames @BreakingBad_AMC
— Hayley Kerr (@missHkerr) October 22, 2013
CAMMALLERI! OMG!
— Patrick (@PDoomcats) October 22, 2013
Greedy Little Midget!!! #Cammalleri #LAKings #Flames
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) October 22, 2013
MICHAEL CAMMALLERI!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH, CAMMY!!!!!!!
— Shayne Donald Shafer (@Shaf_Daddy) October 22, 2013
I feel sick.
SECOND PERIOD:
JEFF CARTER LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES
— nikole. (@YuckNikki) October 22, 2013
I yell this out at least six times per day.
MONAHAN FOR HART
— Alex Pocrnick (@TheRealPoc) October 22, 2013
HOLYYYYY SHITTTT #MONAHAN!!!!!!!! @NHLFlames this rookie is the real deal!!! #flames
— DeeJhayLovee (@DeeJhayLovee) October 22, 2013
Monorail Monorail Monorail Monahan! #Doh
— Brad Slater (@Iwantadonair) October 22, 2013
*crying*
Seriously kings, we can't fucking lose to the flames!!!! That's almost as pathetic as losing to Toronto or Vancouver. Let's go boys!!!!!
— Michelle Telford (@rememberIOU) October 22, 2013
Yeah!
Hey Kings, can we not take anymore penalties?? Come on! We shouldn't lose to the dam flames! #GoKingsGo #BeatTheFlames #WeAreAllKings
— Hector Havik LA (@HectorHavikLA) October 22, 2013
I don’t think the Kings need to worry about any more penalties.
*quivering*
Jeff carter is so hot
— Felishaa5❤Cory (@Felishaa5) October 22, 2013
I would marry Jeff carter bc he's perf
— em ¨̮ (@EmilyHellmold) October 22, 2013
God bless Jeff Carter. #GoKingsGo
— Jory Glick (@JoryGlick) October 22, 2013
I don't want babies.. But Jeff Carter can have mine if he wants.. Haha
— trishaa. (@tmoshierr) October 22, 2013
CARTER MAKES ME HA—ppy to say that it is now 2-2.
THIRD PERIOD:
Come on Kings damn it's the flames
— ◆David Barraza◆ (@DBarraza9) October 22, 2013
Kopitar is such a contributor tho he ain't worried about that goal he's just trying to win this game! I love it! #GoKingsGo
— Efrain Gonzalez (@soul_rebel75) October 22, 2013
Kopitar has been all over the offensive zone tonight. I could see him getting the decider if there is one #LAKings
— Jason Lewis (@SirJDL) October 22, 2013
The Stapler is going to explode when they announce Kopitar's GWG #LAKings
— Nicholas (@NickMacK9) October 22, 2013
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Kopitar, you're definitely not going to score a goal by taking a penalty and spending 2 minutes in the box. #LAKings
— wretched homer (@richardhomer) October 22, 2013
*places head in hands*
TJ FUCKING BRODIE!!!!!!!!!!
— Matt Sáchék (@12Sachek53) October 22, 2013
TJ FUCKIN BRODIE!!! #Flames @CGYLAK
— Joseph Layne (@JosephLayne) October 22, 2013
TJ 'MUTHAFUC*IN' BRODIE
— Patrick (@PDoomcats) October 22, 2013
TJ FUCKING BRODIE #Flames
— Dan Brown (@dbuniv) October 22, 2013
JUST CUMMED A MILLION BUCKETS FOR TJ BRODIE
— Mike FAIL (@mikeFAIL) October 22, 2013
*sigh*
THE KINGS MIGHT LOSE THE EFFIN FLAMES SMH
— greginem. (@vjAllDay) October 22, 2013
The kings lost to the flames I'm done
— Matthew Carroll (@MattJoebordeaux) October 22, 2013
How do you lose to Calgary
— Matthew Carroll (@MattJoebordeaux) October 22, 2013
%*#! stupid penalties! kings lose 2 flames. 3~2. gnite all.
— robin rankin (@robinrankin13) October 22, 2013
And so it is…
3. #FlamesSuck
Kings fans hate the Flames that much??? They're chanting "FLAMES SUCK!!!"
— Adam Morse (@FlaPnthrsPunk) October 22, 2013
Wow. Never realized how classless LA Kings fans are. What a lame chant. #Flames #CGYLAK
— Adam Weber (@Zarg0n7) October 22, 2013
#NHL #KingsTalk #Kings fan chant "Flames suck!" Game tied. So, that also then means the Kings suck. #LAfansareidiots
— John Mango (@SharksFanEsq) October 22, 2013
Hey, don’t put that on every Kings fa—
Who's ready for some hockey tonight?? @LAKings hosting Calgary! #GoKingsGo #gkg #LAKings #FlamesSuck
— Roman Gonzales (@RomanJGonzales) October 21, 2013
Me: my birthday wish is for the flames win tonights game dad: never gonna happen son #truthhurts #flamessuck
— Derrick Blanchard (@derr17) October 21, 2013
— Matt H (@LSThrasher04) October 22, 2013
He's a good guy because he made sure I knew all the correct hazing chants and cheers for the @LAKings #gokingsgo #flamessuck
— Kat (@KatastrficVixen) October 22, 2013
Go Kings Go!!!!! #flamessuck
— Katelyn Berger (@katelyn_berger) October 22, 2013
Yes!!!! My husband Drew Doughty scores!!! PP goal!! #druuuuuuuu #doughty #dewy KINGS lead at the end if the first 1-0 #flamessuck
— Anais Tovalin (@nanais93) October 22, 2013
#LAKings #GoLAKings #Flames #FlamesSuck #EatShitFlames
— Corie Burachenski (@CorieEberle) October 22, 2013
— Matt H (@LSThrasher04) October 22, 2013
Staples say it and so it must be… #flamessuck #lakings #ohyouthough lol
— Susan (@RuffStough) October 22, 2013
—yeah, but still!
2. Mike Cammalleri
Fuck off, Cammalleri you fuckin fucker
— th33fy (@KingTh33fy) October 22, 2013
Cammalleri makes it worse. I don't know why but I really feel like he gets deep personal satisfaction out of my unhappiness. What a dick.
— All The Kings Men (@KingsMenPodcast) October 22, 2013
In other news, I hate Michael Cammalleri. I wanted him gone when he was a King, I hated him when he was a Hab, I hate him as a Flame.
— Ashley Denise Huber (@SaaaaveByQuick) October 22, 2013
I still like you, Cammalleri. Especially your 205 points on a subpar Kings team.
— Clamchelle (@shellyjFAF) October 22, 2013
OH DEAR GOD WHY.
1. Anze Kopitar
Kopitar reminding me of me myself on a drunken Saturday night. He is in or around the goal. But just can't seem to put it in #lakings
— Rob (@RobOneXL) October 22, 2013
WOW FUCK THIS TEAM FUCK YOU KOPITAR THERES A REASON WHY YOU HAVENT SCORED FOR THE PAST 25 GAMES
— Brandon (@Datguyllamas) October 22, 2013
Trade Kopitar.
