TRH RECAP 1: WILD COMEBACK
KINGS 3, WILD 2 (SO)
WELCOME BACK, FRIENDS AND PEOPLE WHO CALL ME A BASEMENT-DWELLING MORON!
Oh how I’ve missed you all.
So where were we? Ah, that’s right. We were just about to laugh at that team that lost to the Chicago Blackhawks in 5 games and had that one heartbreaking overtime loss that otherwise could have turned their entire season around.
OH GOD THIS IS AWKWARD.But that’s all behind both teams now, and they have a clean slate to work with in an actual full season.
It all started last night as the Minnesota Wild hosted the LA Kings for their season opener.
HAPPY GAME DAY KINGS FANS!!!! Now let's go out and correct the grammar of the adjectives. What the fuck kind of name is Wild anyway?
— Jim Lockie (@jlock4820) October 3, 2013
And the trash talk begins!
Wore my LA Kings SC Champs shirt. Fuck football hockey is where its at! Lol
— Sarah (@CheshireCanuck) October 3, 2013
Trying to wrap my head around a “Football Hockey” fan who has Canuck in her Twitter handle and is wearing an LA Kings Stanley Cup shirt just gave me a brain aneurysm.
DAD WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KINGS JACKET OMG #hockeyisback
— Cassidy Redd (@CassidyRedd) October 3, 2013
“DAD! THE JACKET! I WANT IT NOW! THE JACKET! What is he doing? I never know what he’s doing back there…”
Matt Cooke better fuck Dustin Brown up tonight #wedontforget #bitchass
— Ben Yokiel (@benny_yo1) October 3, 2013
That’s right. Totally reformed and newly signed free agent Matt Cooke won’t forget what happened between two teams he had no affiliation with last season.
Everyone I know in MN is at the Wild/Kings game and I'm stuck watching it here in LA… FUCK #mnwild #LAKings
— Joe McCormick (@mister_joseph3) October 3, 2013
THIS GUY HAS THE WORST LIFE!
Let’s just get this started already…
FIRST PERIOD:
TIME TO PLAY EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THE KINGS ARE PLAYING HOCKEY
— Jill NYRANGERSLANDER (@LickMyLundqvist) October 4, 2013
Everyone shut up and listen to @LickMyLundqvist!
Somebody better drop the gloves and beat the fuck outta Dustin Brown tonight or I will be super pissed #mnwild
— Conor Comiskey (@insideofyou69) October 4, 2013
Oh man, I think @insideofyou69 is having a worse day than usual today.
@LAKings No kicking motion? The fuck is this bullshit?
— ST11 (@stfromthev) October 4, 2013
Bull shit Minnesota player kicked that puck in. Fuck you refs. #kings
— Jon (@28Loki) October 4, 2013
#STARTSCRIVENS PANIC TIME!!!
If your wearing a kings jersey with no signatures your basic as fuck.
— Jesse Adam Medina ▲ (@JesseAdam_) October 4, 2013
I guess that means every member of the LA Kings is pretty gosh darn basic.
My nigga Doughty with a goal! 1-1
— Sir Jack Gilkey (@jackWgilkey) October 4, 2013
Um…
Drew "the rapist" doughty. Dingus
— Kyle Duncan (@kyledvncan) October 4, 2013
Ahh…
fuck yeah my husband doughty just scored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Sydney Harari (@SydneyHarari) October 4, 2013
Jeeze. …that’s our Doughty, I guess.
Brodin really puts the bro in Brodin #mnwild
— Michael Felli (@Michaelfelli) October 4, 2013
Nino with some filthy backhand sauce to brodin yeahhh buddy
— DJ Argetsinger (@filthywrister) October 4, 2013
Jonas Brodin wet those panties with this
— Kaleigh Malave (@ShaunJacobidFbi) October 4, 2013
And you thought the Doughty goal was over the top.
SECOND PERIOD:
Stuff happened, probably.
THIRD PERIOD:
But then actual stuff happened! …dreamy stuff!
However, it did make some people rather upset.
I fucking hate Jeff carter
— Ben Vernon (@benjaminclarkv) October 4, 2013
FUCK OFF JEFF CARTER.
— Ron Mexico (@bryancomplains) October 4, 2013
Jeff Carter needs to suck a dick too!
— Dan (@DanTheMan4114) October 4, 2013
When Jeff Carter scores I die a little bit inside
— Gianni Evangelisti (@GEvangelisti7) October 4, 2013
I guess “rather upset” was an understatement.
I just wish someone was able to sum up exactly how every LA Kings fan felt after Jeff Carter was able to even up the score…
Sooo jealous of this game. I want Jeff Carter to tie me up, too.
— Protect This Throne (@ProtectThThrone) October 4, 2013
<3 <3 <3
OVERTIME/SHOOTOUT:
Quick shut the door in the OT and Kopi and Carter quickly put it away in the shootout. The natives were not amused.
Fuck u Kopitar go die
— Devonne berry (@Devo_berry19) October 4, 2013
The undead can’t die.
Fuck u to Carter go join Kopitar's grave
— Devonne berry (@Devo_berry19) October 4, 2013
Neither can chiseled Greek Gods.
Fuck you la kings! Wild you played well i guess
— haley lorenz (@haleylorenz13) October 4, 2013
Fuck. Everything. God. Damned. LA. Fucking. Kings.
— Oh. Varies. (@Mittnnz) October 4, 2013
Fuck yeah Kings win! And now I cook some chicken :3
— Koala (@koala032) October 4, 2013
I don’t understand his methods, but I can respect them.
Fuck you, you are a shitty goalie there is NO REASON you should have got resigned at all every fucking time #mnwild
— Gerst (@TheGerst) October 4, 2013
Fuck you Carter #77IsABitchNumber
— Nick Hennen (@RedrickLamar) October 4, 2013
God fucking cock balls bitch ass hoe cunt dick shit FUCK! #mnwild better luck next game…
— NOT MNSports (@NOT_MNSports) October 4, 2013
That escalated and was defused rather quickly.
God damn.. Kopitar you are a dirty son of a bitch! But fuck you.. Can't believe we lost!!!
— Joshua Ryan (@JoshuaDaugherty) October 4, 2013
I fucking bate the fucking wild$ are you kidding me? What a damn joke. Go fuck yourselves.
— Dylan Radke (@DylanRadke) October 4, 2013
Sorry im a white boy from Minnesota that likes hockey, fuck yes. #mnwild
— jacee (@aionjacee) October 2, 2013
Said everyone from Minnesota ever.
At least fans didn’t overreact to the Kings winning their first game of the regular season.
Hoo boy. This is not going to end well.
3. Wild Fans
2. Trevor Lewis
#LAKings verified with T Lewis No truth to rumor NHL is asking him to cut 2 inches from each leg pad
— Jim Fox (@JimFox19) October 4, 2013
Trevor Lewis and Jim Fox forever.
1. Jeff Carter
Was there any doubt who it would be after the first game, or very likely every other game this season?
Now @theroyalhalf needs clean underwear
— All The Kings Men (@KingsMenPodcast) October 4, 2013
THANK YOU BASED CHEETO!!!
— Brigitte Lynne (@OneGirlOnePuck) October 4, 2013
Seriously where do I sign up to be Jeff Carter's best friend???
— The Duke (@DukeofLAHockey) October 4, 2013
Jeff CarTERRIFIC
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) October 4, 2013
I can’t help but think Jeff Carter whispered “sup.” to Backstrom when he pulled that backhander.
— Indiana Matt (@Indiana_Matt) October 4, 2013
All of these were great in their own way, but no one could sum up the night quite like this Zoolander-loving Kings fan:
was there ever any doubt that Jeff Carter would come from behind?
