The Kings can only seem to win in OT and shootouts and against the Panthers(which counts least of all). They are blowing leads. The blueline is kind of a mess. Nobody is scoring (except Jeff Carter). The options for the second line LW are Daniel Carcillo and Dwight King.
We also would have accepted:
Someone tell jumbo the new NHL tuck rule bans uptucks too.
— Ben Scrivens (@scrivens_30) October 10, 2013
If you had to shower with Jeff Carter every day, you too would become an expert at hiding boners.
If you turn the @AnaheimDucks D logo with the pointy side down, it looks like an oddly shaved vagina. How about that?
— Bobby Scribe (@kingsofhockey) October 11, 2013
#BonerTips > #VagChat
Jeff Carter + soft focus + a gentle breeze from a fan – Jon Rosen = TV MA
The offense is rolling, Teemu’s farewell tour is underway, and the organization celebrated its 20th anniversary this week.
You really should read this piece from Mark Whicker, on Paul Kariya and his place in the franchise’s history, among other things:
“They should retire his number. Absolutely. But he says, no, don’t ever talk to him about that. He’s still a little humble about that, for sure.”
Selanne senses Kariya is “bitter” about the way it all ended, about the fact that Kariya’s head became a piñata, and nobody seemed to care.
If for no other reason than it is one of the only OC Register stories NOT behind a paywall.
Bogosian just got back from stupid town.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 7, 2013
If you are new to Ducks Fan Zone, this is a pretty good representation of what you can expect.
Ducks Fan Zone: forever trolling, unsuccessfully
Totally sold on Silfverberg.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 7, 2013
Fair enough. He has been playing really well.
I love the guy, but Bobby hasn't been all that effective for Ottawa so far. I thought that at least new team hype would light his fire.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 10, 2013
Yeah, it really is too bad that Bobby Ryan hasn’t been able to produce for the Senators.
Now Bobby and Silfverberg are tied in points.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 10, 2013
My head hurts.
Ooh ahh Silfverberg!
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 11, 2013
Ooh ah Silfverberg!
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 11, 2013
So this is a thing?
Silfverberg is still on pace for an 82 goal year. Just saying.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 11, 2013
What kind of idiot thinks 82 goals in 82 games is sustainable?
Celebrate Jeff Carter’s quest for 82 in 82 with one of our new El Jefe TRH T-Shirts as designed by @ironsightdesign http://t.co/N9sHugB4ty
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) October 10, 2013
Oh, sorry boss.
Head count: palmieri, Beleskey, Souray, Penner, Bonino, Perreault, Sbisa. #phooey
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 11, 2013
Hey, injury updates! That is useful information.
Norfolk could be screwed if those injuries are serious.
— DucksFanZone (@DucksFanZone) October 11, 2013
In Review: The Ducks being plagued by early season injuries is concerning because of what it may mean for their AHL affiliate. #phooey
Kings:
#StartScrivens
Just kidding. Relax, we all know that Jonathan Quick’s job is safe…
Ducks:
Of course Bryan Allen is the Ducks’ best defenseman.
Kings:
via lakingsinsider.com:
Ellerby, on whether he’ll reconnect with any old teammates:
Yeah, I might meet up with a couple of them for dinner tonight. Just shoot the [breeze] for a little bit. Just see some old friends. It’s always good to see old friends, old teammates. Come tomorrow, though, they’re on the other team now, so it’s business as usual, I guess.
When you’re fighting for the best seat in the press box, friendships just don’t matter anymore.
Also, [breeze] = shit. Come on Rosen, we’re all adults here.
Ducks:
via anaheimducks.com
“It’s great,” said Bonino. “It’s really cool they’re having guys from the first few teams here. There’s such a tradition here. It’s been 20 years.”
That quote from Nick Bonino is a little confusing. Usually 20 years wouldn’t be considered “such a tradition.”
“Especially with the movies, I think that’s the coolest thing for a lot of us. We grew up watching those movies. If it’s on TV these days, I’ll stop what I’m doing and watch it. I’ll say every line. It’ll be cool for the fans, and especially the players.”
Wait, does Nick Bonino think they are honoring the Mighty Ducks movies? He must have been really disappointed when this guy showed up:
instead of this guy:
Kings:
Dozens were on hand, in Florida, to witness the start of the Daniel Carcillo era. One day I will be able to tell my children that I was watching(which will actually be a lie, because I was watching the NFL games like a normal person).
Ducks:
So uh yeah uh, Jonas Hiller, uh seems to be, uh yeah uh, really uninterested in, uh yeah uh, this whole thing, so uh yeah uh.
@theroyalhalf @KingsMenPodcast @PumperNicholl @mayorNHL I thought you guys should see this pic.twitter.com/wDVZoKLlL8
— Victor M G (@BrosaurusRex_WC) October 5, 2013