HOCKEY HOARDERS: Episode I

No. 3

INITIAL REACTION: 4.0

“I wish it came with a noose.” – Kings fans everywhere.

USEFULNESS: 2.5

Every Christmas Holiday Tree should be brimming with hockey ornaments, but this isn’t a practical, year-round item.

PRICE: 5.5

“The price was split in two to commemorate the time Blake broke my heart.” – Kings fans everywhere.

VALUE: 8.5

You’re getting an ornament that will be passed down for generations. It essentially pays for itself!

STREET CRED: 5.0

Putting this right in the middle because this does have some ironic value.

FINAL SCORE: 25.5

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PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies. You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl