INITIAL REACTION: 6.0
A “NO WAY!” that quickly turns into a tepid, “oh, cool.”
USEFULNESS: 3.5
This depends on what you do with it. A solid frame made out of old hockey sticks would make it a nice little addition to a game room. That said, it’s not very useful.
PRICE: 0.5
This is like buying a gag gift for a friend or significant other. After a few laughs, you’ll probably just wish you had a gift receipt.
VALUE: 5.5
If it’s displayed properly, it carries a pretty decent amount of emotional value.
STREET CRED: 7.5
It’s great to have the first of anything.