TRH RECAP – CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS ROUND 3 GAME 2: #ItWasTwoZero

KINGS 6(!!!), BLACKHAWKS 2

Things sure were looking bleak for the LA Kings after Game 1.

Many hockey analysts were ready to anoint the Chicago Blackhawks the Western Conference Champions and it was simply a matter of how long the series would take to play out.

And it’s hard to blame them. The Hawks were unbeaten at home heading into Game 2. Seeing as they had home ice advantage, you can see why getting four wins in this series would be in their favor.

Still, they had to actually, you know, play the games.

Let’s see how it all played out.

Wow, already?
Alright, let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

*crying*

*ugly crying*

…just make it end.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Oh hell no.
You shouldn’t have angered Justin Williams, Blackhawks.

*pours glass of vodka*

*kicks off shoes*

*takes sip from glass*

*smiles*

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Blackhawks fans, everyone!

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Corey Crawford

Corey Crawford Pouts - The Royal Half

Love you, Corey Crawford.

 

2. Darryl Sutter

Darryl Sutter Winks At Your Soul 2 - The Royal Half

You can hear all the panties hit the ground.

 

1. Jeff Carter

El Jefe forever.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
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