TRH RECAP 16: BUFFALO TOSSED

KINGS 2, SABRES L0L

Likely still hungover from the disaster that was last Saturday, LA Kings fans needed hockey back in their lives’ in order to move on.

So of course this meant there were no games on the schedule.

Instead, the Kings were herded onto a bus and placed in an exhibit to be pestered and gawked at by slack-jawed yokels who stuffed their faces with three-day old hot dogs and complained the animals players weren’t doing anything interesting.

That’s why even though it was going to be against the Washington Generals atrociously awful Buffalo Sabres, you can see why Thursday’s game couldn’t come fast enough.

Well, maybe not for everyone.

OK, someone had to be excited for this game, right?

I think this is considered child cruelty in New York.

Funniest Tweet of the Night alert!

Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Sabres fans. Best fans.

Kings fans. Best fans.

YESSS a 1-0 lead over the mighty Sabres!!

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Good time to mention that Buffalo has ONE regulation win this season.

Anze Kopitar showing why he is considered the Slovenian R.A. Dickey.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Oh thank goodness that game is over.

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Sean O’Donnell Explains the Birds and the Bees

 

2. People Mad About All Things Buffalo

 

1. Jonathan Quick

Former Playboy Playmate Heather Carolin is close,
but that’s not why Quick is the TRH No. 1 Star.

Thanks Kings Weekly, for showing why fancy stats
can’t measure how amazing Jonathan Quick truly is.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl