TRH RECAP 8: PERDS THE WORD

KINGS 2, PERDS 1 (SO)

Before we ketchup on last night’s action, let’s take a second to relish these amazing mustard jerseys:


…I’ll show myself out.

Look, we all know that the LA Kings and Nashville Predators hardly ever produce exciting hockey, with some exceptions of course.

And after that snooze-fest against the Lightning, I was just hoping that the Kings wouldn’t fall asleep on national regional TV again.

So without further stalling, let’s check out how things went last night…

As it turns out, that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

TO CATCH A PREDATOR ALERT!

The Preds have finally cornered the niche “Nympho Milf” market.

TO CATCH A PREDATOR ALERT!

TO CATCH A PREDATOR ALERT!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Let’s just get this over with already.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

To be fair, Matt Cullen is definitely at the twilight of his career.

Wouldn’t let me add the Benny Hill music, but you get the idea.
*realizes no one will get that reference*

Sweet and saucy.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

I swear I’m not trying to avoid the second period in every game.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

WE ARE UNITED
WE’RE UNDIVIDED

Seriously, there was nothing going on this game.

 

OVERTIME/SHOOTOUT:

Except this, of course.
…Anze Sexotar?!?!

YAAA!
Wait, what??

The LA Kings: “Pushing families apart and promoting anorexia for over 45 years!”

 

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Jonathan Bernier

#StartReimer
…and keep him healthy.

 

2. Kyle Clifford

This is actually how Kyle Clifford walks.

 

1. Anze Kopitar

Kopitar reminding everyone that he keeps his pimp hand strong.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl