TRH RECAP 69: CATASTROPHOENIX!

COYOTES 4, KINGS 3

What can you say about a game where the Kings went down 2-0 before you could bat an eye?

Dwight Kings Gets Nailed by Mike Richards - The Royal Half

(Or bat a puck into an eye.)

A game where they rallied back to lead 3-2, only to let Phoenix tie it back up?

Where Jonathan Quick made the two best saves of his life… except that one of them was actually a goal.

The good: Tanner Pearson scored. Alec Martinez scored on a culturally insensitive holiday. Bailey wore a green hat.

The bad: Everything else.

It was a day that will be primarily remembered for a seismic event (and no, that’s not a euphemism for a Shane Doan tantrum).

TREMBLER TWEETS:

 

It was a day that will be remembered as the worst St. Patrick’s Day ever.

CLOVER COMMENTS:

 

It was a day that continued to provide the frustrated Kings’ faithful with another hearty round of…

ROYAL RAGE TWEETS:

Gotta watch out for that. You let them in the door once, Doan expect them to ever leave.

That’s it for another Kings loss TweetCap… until next time Kings fans, just remember: we’re still better than a certain other team.

Tufficult out.

-King Tufficult (@KingTufficult)

As a child, King Tufficult liked to hang out at Iceoplex to watch his dad's summer skating group that included many gloriously mulleted individuals. Some of the people attached to those mullets played for the early 90's LA Kings. It was destiny. Since then, King Tufficult has enjoyed such hobbies as: watching his lifelong favorite sports team achieve their first championship in history, being unable to pee at Staples Center if too many people are waiting for his urinal, and "contributing" to The Royal Half.If you're a glutton for punishment, you can follow King Tufficult on Twitter @KingTufficult.