TRH RECAP 58: #HereComesTheLAKingsOffense
KINGS 3, BLACKHAWKS 5
Welp, the LA Kings got shutout. Again.
And now all of those early season heroics seem like they happened decades ago. But that tends to happen when a team goes 5-13-2 in their past 20 games.
What, that’s not bad enough?
I’ll throw in 29 goals during those 20 games. Is that better?
*chugs lighter fluid*
At least the Olympic break is almost here and the Kings will have a chance to regroup. They just need to get past this game *checks schedule* oh for the love of…
Bring on the Chicago Blackhawks, I guess.
Carcillo scored a goal. Kings can't score to save their asses but Carcillo has two since he's been traded. Fucking brutal.
— Rich (@rcoop21) January 30, 2014
The Kings so many star athletes, what the fuck does Sutter do with them at practice?
— Mary Rominger (@maryrominger11) February 1, 2014
It's got to be getting very hard to do in-game interviews with the Kings without just screaming "WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING SCORE?!?!"
— KatieGeeks (@katiegeeks) February 1, 2014
Why can't the kings score a fucking goal
— Lundayyy (@klundy11) February 1, 2014
The Kings cannot FUCKING SCORE.
— ᗰᗩᗩTT ᗪEᗷᒪᗩᗯᔕII (@_MattDeBlasi) February 1, 2014
Oh what do ya know Kings can't score what a surprise fucking fuck fuck fuck
— Cole DeBoer (@cole_debro) February 1, 2014
Kings fucking suck right now. Couldn’t score a goal if their lives literally depended on it.
— Randy (@RAND_E_Z) February 1, 2014
Be careful what you wish for, people.
with the way the kings are playing I don't think we'll go to playoffs so I'm hoping the hawks can win it again
— shelby (@shelbybruce_) February 3, 2014
Let's go hawks fuck u la kings
— Garcia (@MexicanSpider34) February 4, 2014
— Drunk Patrick Kane (@Drunk_Kane88) February 4, 2014
Yeah, let’s just get this over with.
Fuck the queens. #blackhawks
— Alex Wych (@alexanwych) February 4, 2014
— Gabriel (@doomsdaybreach) February 4, 2014
That was quick.
For fucks’s sake, @LAKings.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 4, 2014
… Fuck you, Regehr. Luckily Quick bailed out your sorry ass. #LAKings
— J.T. Dutch™ (@JTDutch) February 4, 2014
— Hockey Brunch in CHI (@HockeyBrunch) February 4, 2014
Fuck my fucken life! #LAKings
— Rosie ⚾ (@rosiehalofan) February 4, 2014
— Marco Solis Martinez (@Jedi_Marcos) February 4, 2014
FUCK YOU QUICK!!! (until you possibly start for team usa) #Blackhawks
— ray (@ray_palmer) February 4, 2014
Fuck me, feels like I'm in the United Center WTF @LAKings
— Allen (@HumanoidKings) February 4, 2014
oh for fuck's sake! get it together! COME ON GUYS!!! #LAKings
— Randy M. (@SickGuns910) February 4, 2014
What in the actual fuck just happened? I honestly don't know.. #LAKings
— Riley Szydloski (@xSZYDx) February 4, 2014
We scored a goal????!!!! What the actual fuck! #LAKings
— Michael Carrillo (@Devi1hawk_138) February 4, 2014
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you guys @LAKings
— studd muffin♿️ (@Chris_The_HP) February 4, 2014
How the fuck are you gonna wear a Derrick Rose jersey at a Kings vs Blackhawks game in L.A. And it's green. Yea you're stupid. Fuck yourself
— Avolanche (@TheProudItalian) February 4, 2014
Da fuck is your problem Brown? Dumbass play #LAKings
— Blackhawks 34-10-14 (@Arjun_AJB) February 4, 2014
@LAKings needs to calm the fuck down with the dirty hits
— Han Yolo (@AKGrinners) February 4, 2014
Dirty play, Dustin Brown.
NEVER hit a player in the chest.
The LA kings are playing like a bunch of pussies somebody please fuck them up #hawks
— Conor (@ConorKaze_21) February 4, 2014
@LAKings shut the fuck up, pussy
— Michael John (@MikeRiz09) February 4, 2014
So hawks can hit 2 posts on one shot and score fuck you PDO #LAKings
— Yuri Motruk Sr (@ShrumpTheOrc) February 4, 2014
Fuck you LA Kings!
— Tanya Lisette ☪ (@xofemmefatale) February 4, 2014
Every time I watch the Kings the Blackhawks score fuck this
— NICK (@CAMKILLERS) February 4, 2014
— Landon (@LandonCohen28) February 4, 2014
Why the fuck would anyone bedazzle a Blackhawks logo?! Ugh…
— Hjammered (@Hjammered) February 4, 2014
@BarrieSean LA Kings where offense goes to die. Kings game plan – Pass to ANZE. FUCK OFF RICHARDS and WILLIAMS
— Shayne Gretzky (@shaynegretzky94) February 4, 2014
The fans seem, um, restless.
FUCK OFF #LAKings! LET'S GO HAWKS!
— Lauren (@DSS_12) February 4, 2014
How the fuck is it our home game n I hear Blackhawk fans loud ass fuck this is some fucking bullshit I swear!!!! #LAKings
— Giovanna Chevez (@GigiVengeance08) February 4, 2014
I mean really #LAKings fans. 47 years in LOSS ANGELES and you're overrun by fans of a team 2000 miles away? Fuck you and your "best fans" BS
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) February 4, 2014
Fuck me @LAKings.
— Shianne (@Tatt2Goalie79) February 4, 2014
My phone tried to autocorrect "well, fuck" to "we'll fuck." OH PHONE. You are so wildly optimistic about the #LAKings.
— Protect This Throne (@ProtectThThrone) February 4, 2014
A friend of mine once said to me, "Evan, figure it the fuck out" I did. Now it's your turn @LAKings Please don't fire Darryl…
— Evan DeLong (@Strongman_Evan) February 4, 2014
@LAKings ugh, fuck moral victories.
— Alex (@Alex8x6) February 4, 2014
ok bandwagon hawk fans..GET THE FUCK OUTTA STAPLES CENTER go home and put your Kings jerseys on eBay @LAKings
— Jerrica Lee (@JerricaLee73) February 4, 2014
Fuck yea! Blackhawks beat those damn LA Kings!
— Storm of Friendship (@StormCenter_17) February 4, 2014
— Phil Dogg (@Philknowsbest) February 4, 2014
Lmao fuck it, just gonna be a Blackhawks fan just like everyone else. Make life easier.
— Cole DeBoer (@cole_debro) February 4, 2014
Good game Happy we won But still fuck you LA Kings for hurting so many of our players
— Dar (@TheTinGrin) February 4, 2014
— Virgil Smith (@Voigel) February 4, 2014
3. LA Kings
To quote an old friend:
“I wish there was some way to visually represent how the LA Kings feel about their play during these past few weeks.”
Wow, we’re already pretty close.
2. Drew Doughty
What a goal!
…wait, what the hell is happening?!
Drew Doughty: Dementor.
1. Patrick Kane
He’s the worst when he plays the LA Kings, but Patrick Kane forever.