TRH RECAP 56: Pens Mightier
KINGS 1, PENGUINS 4
Things are not looking good for our heroes.
Sans Anze Kopitar, the LA Kings simply haven’t been able to score any goals. And, naturally, their fans aren’t happy with this.
A GIF is worth a thousand words.
And it probably wasn’t going to get any better as the Pittsburgh Penguins came into Staples Center.
(Spoiler alert: It didn’t get any better. Like, at all.)
Anyway, let’s see how the night played out on the old Twitter machine.
Going to the Penguins-Kings game tonight to see Sid the Kid stomp on the royales with cheese!
— Shawn Hugus (@duckiesuccumbs) January 30, 2014
Big game for the @LAKings tonight. Hope they get that win against the non flying waddling birds tonight. Fuck Crosby!!!
— mario (@Jr_Vin) January 30, 2014
Penguins are starting Zatkoff against the KINGS. What the fuck there goes the game. Really stupid fucking choice.
— The Great One (@TheGr8Gretzky) January 30, 2014
You must be new around here.
Penguins & Kings. I NEED to catch that game. Hopefully it's at LA so I have sometime to hangout.
— Old Dirty Ballsack (@Ballsonthewall) January 30, 2014
Hopefully you can find a schedule.
Pardon the french but WHY THE FUCK IS ZATKOFF STARTING AGAINST THE KINGS ARE THE DRUGS THAT GOOD IN CALI BYLSMA? (Answer: they probably are)
— Teflon Jon (@JonnyColder) January 30, 2014
I fucking miss Scrivens, sorry but the Kings could have gotten more for him… Fuck.
— Timothy Perez (@timatic) January 30, 2014
Long live the Professor!
I have my penguins socks on its going down tonight. Fuck LA Kings!!! pic.twitter.com/x78JX1rBWj
— Miguel Gonzalez (@Migakalypse) January 31, 2014
Going to Kings v Penguines tonight. Rooting for the kings because FUCK CROSBY
— Crunchwrap Supremacy (@reibeez) January 31, 2014
Sid the kid and the penguins are in town tonight! Good night for some bj's take out. #gokingsgo lets do this kings! Goals from carter&kop!
— David Gullett (@david_gullett) January 31, 2014
Kings fans know how to celebrate a big night.
I just have to point out that I have drank a lot tonight, so therefore the #penguins game vs the kings might be out of reach. Whoops.
— DLG PLZ (@isthatachzbrgr) January 31, 2014
Uh, humble brag?
Fuck the kings I don't want to watch the kings. Why so they always take over the ducks channel?
— Evan Montgomery (@thefullm0nty) January 31, 2014
Fuck it gonna watch the Kings at the staples center! :)
— Steff (@Steffnigguh) January 31, 2014
Fuck you @LAKings
— substance (@SeeNoKy) January 31, 2014
Maybe the Kings can get back to their winning ways tonight. *playing the Penguins* Shit… On a lighter note, welcome back, Scuderi!
— Josh Valladares (@Josh_the_Mosh) January 31, 2014
…let’s just get this over with.
kings what the fuck man
— ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡feather (@anzkopitar) January 31, 2014
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL DO PENGUINS!!! MALKIN!!! E QUE ASSISTÊNCIA DE JOKINEN!!! Kings 0×1 Penguins
— Erick Alessandro (@AlessandroErick) January 31, 2014
Fuck the Kings :)
— Andy Joe Domski (@mynameisandyjoe) January 31, 2014
Geezus Kings… The fuck…
— JW_LA (@JWRaidersLakers) January 31, 2014
What a slapper. Fuck you, Kopitar.
— Nick Dillon (@DickNillon) January 31, 2014
Suck on that you douchey Kings!! #Penguins
— Jeff Hartman (@BnGBlitz) January 31, 2014
Hey kings I think the penguins are the wrong team to give a 5 on 3 to for a full 2 mins
— Brian Consolazio (@TheKidBri) January 31, 2014
Penguins are just walking all over the kings
— Classy Brad (@bradster1325) January 31, 2014
Penguins are skating circles around the Kings. It's pretty embarrassing right now.
— Rich (@rcoop21) January 31, 2014
Penguins poopin on the kings and its only the 1st period let's see if kings can turn it around
— LUKE WALTON (@OhIHateWilliam) January 31, 2014
Wow, that was shockingly accurate.
FUCK these guys! Time to boo guys. #LAKings
— SoCalTexan (@The_GreatNone) January 31, 2014
I said, get your sh*t together Kings, not let the Penguins score…again!
— Lisa Roque (@RoquePrincess) January 31, 2014
Penguins doing work on the kings tonight
— Brad Borodaty (@borodaty2) January 31, 2014
Kings just letting the penguins fuck smh
— D'Squarious (@ActionBijanson) January 31, 2014
Fuck this noise, I'm going to bed. Figure your shit out, #LAKings.
— Brendan Wagner (@real_bwags) January 31, 2014
@LAKings yeah my question why the fuck did the kings get rid of carcillo?
— Andrew Longoria (@ay_longo) January 31, 2014
I'm in LA straight up LOL'ing at the Kings right now hahaha Penguins baby!
— BASVRTO (@DeezJosh) January 31, 2014
— Jon Andrianos (@kings_jon) January 31, 2014
Beat down in LA. Fuck the kings
— Chris Costa (@c00sta) January 31, 2014
Fuck LA Kings are losing 4-1
— Diego Forlán (@diego__diaz15) January 31, 2014
I'm probably gonna lose my job to two wafts and the kings are getting sodomized I'm fucking angry fuck everything and everyone.
— damian garcia (@dee_killa) January 31, 2014
@LAKings the fuck? Whoever is twitter for the kings you piece of shit
— Joe m (@MetalMMa) January 31, 2014
— Khristine S. (@IMnotHIGHimDOPE) January 31, 2014
What the FUCK #LAKings?!?!?
— Rachel Bloom (@RaeRaeBloom83) January 31, 2014
I learned a couple things at the #LAKings game: 1) the Kings suck in person too, and 2) Penguins fans like a very snug fit to their jerseys.
— you can call me tart (@automatart) January 31, 2014
Fuck the LA Kings HAHA
— Sheailey (@SheaMyName4) January 31, 2014
Wish Bob Miller did all Penguins games. Kings fans are so lucky.
— Amanda Tuckwell (@mandatuckwell) January 31, 2014
Habs, Panthers, Leafs, Lumbus, Sens, Devils, Wild, Avs, Flames, Sabres, Ducks & Flyers each had 3+ goals tonight. Kings have 3 in 5 games.
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) January 31, 2014
@PumperNicholl Pens had 3+ too
— Brian Jackson (@axnjxn415) January 31, 2014
3. Jeff Zatkoff
2. Evgeni Malkin