TRH RECAP 47: Monday Night RAW

KINGS 1, CANUCKS 0

It seems as though the LA Kings can’t score a goal to save their life.

Obviously, this bodes well for their opponents.

Unless, of course, that opponent happens to be the Vancouver Canucks.

A former (regular season) powerhouse that hasn’t been able to find a way to defeat the LA Kings to save their life.

So which trend will finally come to an end?

Oh, neither is an option?

Guilty!

Oh man, you totally showed them!

Someone please explain a schedule game time to this person.

A lot of confusing hashtags happening here.

Ah yes, the majestic “eagle crow.”

#classy

…let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Buckle up!

Any time a social media team can quote the second Mighty Ducks movie, they simply have to do it.

Racism? Check.
Disease joke? Check.
Homophobia? Check.

Thanks for letting us know you love the city so much.

And exhale.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Poor grammar can make things extremely graphic.

Thank goodness the LA Kings paid the refs extra tonight!

 

THIRD PERIOD:

…I … don’t even.
*throbbing headache*

LA Kings are 4-0-0 vs. the Canucks this season.

It’s never, ever, ever the Canucks fault.

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Dale Wiese

Jeeze… Some fans seem pretty clueless, right?

“MAN UP!”

 

2. Dustin Brown

Dustin Brown Celebrates Vancouver Canucks GIF - The Royal Half

USA! USA! USA!

 

1. Jonathan Quick

If posting his first shutout since he returned from a groin injury wasn’t enough, Jonathan Quick found a way for LA Kings to love him even more.

Jonathan Quick forever.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl