TRH RECAP 32: MAPLE GRIEF: KINGS BERN LEAFS

KINGS 3, MAPLE LEAFS 1

Back-to-back matchups against two of the most storied franchises in NHL history?

The LA Kings were sure to be a tough couple of day–

*muffled sounds*

–What’s that?

Eastern Conference teams? Are you sure?

Oh.

Well, um, I’m sure the game against the Toronto Maple Leafs would still be another great televised practice before the Kings face-off against the Chicago Blackhawks on Sunday.

Taylor Stevens alert!

Someone should teach this guy how to read a timeline.

You rock that snapback, @White33Mamba.

Preparation is key in these situations.

VINE OR GTFO.

Yeah the Kings goaltending woes will continue.

*hands over “Whitest Person in the World Award”

Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Hoo boy.

The LA Kings Twitter account forever.

Canadian grammar hurts my brain.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

#MartinJonesAssMode

I don’t think she likes this “Brook” person.

Remember kids: When you get angry about something you can’t control, turn to racist comments.

RIP “The Streak”

SLAVA SMASH.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Oh boy.

#CORSI

“Should be.”

Leafs and Kings fans are more alike than they’ll ever know.

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Jonathan Bernier

Welcome back, Jonathan Bernier!

I bet he sure is glad to have his own team and fans that will support him no matter what!

*crickets*

 

2. Drew Doughty

That’s good!

That’s bad.

That’s our Doughty.

 

1. Martin Jones Tormenting a Leafs Fan

Martin Jones: LA Kings third-string goaltender.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
  • Mike Wilson

    I love seeing how stupid, and how angry people get on Twitter!

  • Meep

    Oh man, that was sooo fun to read. People are literally insane. It’s great.

  • David Amaya

    Roch
    Carrier didn’t write The Hockey Sweater because he was a Maurice
    Richard fan, TORONTO JUST SUCKS!!!!

    ♔♚└A KINGS REGAIN THY ♚CROWN♔!!!!

    #WeAreAllKings #MyLoyaltyIsWithRoyalty