TRH RECAP 23: JAGR Bombed

KINGS 1, DEVILS 2(OT)

The LA Kings have been on fire the past couple of weeks and there was no reason to think that streak would end last night.

Cory Schneider?

Been there.

New Jersey Devils at the Staples Center?

Done that.

Naturally, this meant disaster was afoot.

At least people who run amateur porn sites were excited for the matchup.

A devilish troll move.

Professional rock climber at Staples Center alert!!

“Parenting.”

*sniff*

Ugh…
Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Oh man you got us!!

You mean to say you feel bad for
Stanley Cup Champion, Olympic hopeful, Hermosa Beach resident, and 26-year-old millionaire
Trevor Lewis.

These poor people don’t even see it coming…

 

SECOND PERIOD:

…and they have been blinded by beauty.

OK some people saw it coming.

This guy is doing it right.

Time to play: “WHICH MEMBER OF #TEAMTRH SAID THIS?”

Short answer: No.

Aren’t we all?

Great chirp what with the *Winter* Olympics coming up and all.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

The Kings outscored the Devils 16-8 during the Stanley Cup Final.

“LA Kings Refs.”

Orgasmic.

Looks like everyone is satisfied with that finish.

To be fair, this is probably how Dwight King pronounces his name.

 

OVERTIME:

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT
 

3. Guy Who Totally Owned the LA Kings Twitter Account

It’s kind of sad to see someone peak so early in life.

 

2. Justin Williams

 

1. Jaromir Jagr

Jaromir Jagr Game Winning Goal LA Kings GIF

Congrats on winning the game and tying Mario in goals scored, Jaromir.
But this is the only future Hall of Famer I want to see fist pumping:

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl