• kOVERLOAD

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    This is what I see: And this is what I hear: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

  • Pundays: You Be Illin’

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    Top 4 Rejected Headlines in regards to Ilya Kovalchuk saying “no” to the Los Angeles Kings: 1) N’yet Gain2) You Can’t Spell ILYA with LA3)...

  • Draftapalooza

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    So that was kinda boring. Sure, the 2010 NHL Entry Draft provided some exciting moments for both Los Angeles Kings fans and the fans of...

  • Drafted!

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    It’s the eve of the NHL Draft and hockey bloggers from across the country are converging on Los Angeles to blog about hockey… and complain...

  • Is There a Draft in Here?

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    As you may (or probably may not) have noticed, The Royal Half has been on a little bit of hiatus the last few weeks. But...

  • Pundays: Pun Phail

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    I’m not sure if it’s because Monday was a holiday here in the United States but the Head Pun Writer at NHL.com definitely was on...

  • Pundays: In the Buff

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    One of the best storylines of the 2010 NHL Playoffs has been the coming out party of Dustin Byfuglien. The 25 year old left winger/former...

  • Hardy to Handle

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    Until now, this was the biggest hit Mark Hardy had ever given to Los Angeles Kings fans: bkBBvaLn-QY But it looks like that might have...

  • Pundays: Bad Habits

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    It all started innocently enough on March 16th, almost a full month before the NHL playoffs began. That’s when this first appeared on the front...

  • Pundays: The Bell Curve

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    These 2nd round Stanley Cup Playoff series have been quite prolific for the NHL. And for hockey fans in the Eastern Conference, the excitement of...

  • I Hate 1993

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      ysDphYqMG6M Maybe you should get out of the 2nd round against last year’s Stanley Cup Champion first.           Special thanks...

  • Miller Time

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    So you’ve had a tough year. You lost the Gold Medal and your 3rd seeded team was upset in the first round of the Stanley...

  • Pundays: Halak is the New Halak

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    It’s Pundays at The Royal Half and that means we take a look back at the great puns featured on the NHL.com homepage over the...

  • Know Your Enemy

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    I think the fact that the Los Angeles Kings were playing playoff hockey for the first time in 8 years got me a bit more...

  • Hand-Zeus

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    {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”}http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A94{/iframe} {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”} http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A89{/iframe} {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”} http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A508{/iframe} Now imagine what Drew Doughty could have done had he been...

  • Pundays: Point Un-Pleasant, NJ

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    As the action gets more intense during the NHL playoffs… so do the puns at the main page of NHL.com. Here at The Royal Half,...

  • This is Far From Over

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    And just like that… it’s over. All the yelling, all the screaming, cursing, celebrating, cheering… it just ends in the flash of a second. The...