• Fantasy Fail Friday: All-Scrubs Edition

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    It’s been quite a while since we last checked in on the Brian Willsie Invitational Loser League. For those that don’t remember (or don’t care) the...

  • Fish Out of Water

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    Over the past 5 games the Los Angeles Kings were undefeated in regulation, going 4-0-1. You would think that facing a team that was missing...

  • Insert Clipping Wings Pun Here

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    “Oscar! Awesome goal, bro.” “Whatever. When Sturm gets here I’ll be back in Manchester. There won’t be a spot for me here on the roster because although...

  • Pundays: O Marks the Spot

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    So what happens when a hot-shot rookie playing in his 2nd NHL game unleashes a shootout move so amazing, it has the entire hockey world...

  • Oscar Statue of Limitations

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    He’s baaaaack! Let’s do this. For real-real this time. Not for play-play. That’s right, The Royal Half’s and Kingscast’s favorite lil’ Swedish Scamp, Oscar Moller, has been recalled...

  • The Nutcracker

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    Now that this team seems to be back to its winning ways… I wish there was some way to visually represent how it feels to...

  • Moving Right Along

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    As you may know, we here at The Royal Half are kinda fascinated with the Los Angeles Kings Marketing Department and their various campaigns. Well,...

  • Pundays: 28 Pundays Later

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    Well, you stop writing about the great pun-filled headlines of NHL.com for just 2 weeks and all of a sudden your favorite NHL hockey team...

  • Super Slovene

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    You want to know what is wrong with America? People are just sitting back and not saying anything when some foreign country comes in and...

  • The Gift of Losing

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    It’s December and you know what that means! Gifts! Gifts up the ass! So surprise the Los Angeles Kings fan in your life with a...

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    Back on the Blueline

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    In a span of 12 hours, the Los Angeles Kings traded for an injured player and then were surprised when he didn’t pass a physical....

  • A Perfect Sturm

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    Welcome to Los Angeles, Marco Sturm. I know why you waived your No Trade Clause to come play here… because you’ll fit right in!! See...

  • I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please

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    The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches…5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is...

  • Yo Sucka Sucka

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    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings dismal performance Saturday night against the Chicago Blackhawks, a game in which the Kings found themselves losers of 6...

  • Toe Drag Me to Hell

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    Well, if you had “Dustin Brown” in the wildly popular Los Angeles Kings board game Left Wingo… then you are some sort of Kings Savant. Coach Murray...

  • Tim and Eric, Awesome Game, Great Job!

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    Edmonton Oilers Superfan (and slowly becoming Los Angeles Kings Semi-Fan) JeanShorts and Bagged Milk commented to me recently that it seems like the NHL is trying...

  • Upper Body Injury with… the Ottawa Senators

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    Last season, we did a segment called “Upper Body Injury with…” where we featured the brightest and the best of the Los Angeles Kings opponent...