• I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please

    By on November 30, 2010

    The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches…5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is...

  • Yo Sucka Sucka

    By on November 28, 2010

    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings dismal performance Saturday night against the Chicago Blackhawks, a game in which the Kings found themselves losers of 6...

  • Toe Drag Me to Hell

    By on November 27, 2010

    Well, if you had “Dustin Brown” in the wildly popular Los Angeles Kings board game Left Wingo… then you are some sort of Kings Savant. Coach Murray...

  • Tim and Eric, Awesome Game, Great Job!

    By on November 23, 2010

    Edmonton Oilers Superfan (and slowly becoming Los Angeles Kings Semi-Fan) JeanShorts and Bagged Milk commented to me recently that it seems like the NHL is trying...

  • Upper Body Injury with… the Ottawa Senators

    By on November 22, 2010

    Last season, we did a segment called “Upper Body Injury with…” where we featured the brightest and the best of the Los Angeles Kings opponent...

  • Pundays: Seven Minutes in Heaven

    By on November 22, 2010

    Being a writer means taking chances. And just because you are spending your nights waiting for hockey games across the country to finish doesn’t mean...

  • East Coast Ugly

    By on November 21, 2010

    In the sport of ice hockey, the captain of the team is the person who speaks for the franchise… the person who meets with the...

  • Left Wingo

    By on November 19, 2010

    Another day, another Left Winger for the Los Angeles Kings top line. If it wasn’t for the horrific problem of finding a franchise goaltender that has...

  • Home Schooled

    By on November 18, 2010

    Sometimes in Mid-November, your favorite hockey team drops 2 games in a row to NHL teams that have funny colored uniforms. But also, your favorite...

  • A Hairy Loss

    By on November 16, 2010

    Well, even if last night’s broadcast of the Pacific Division battle between the Los Angeles Kings and San Jose Sharks didn’t bring the confirmation that...

  • Pundays: Second Line Scoring

    By on November 15, 2010

    Now, I just may be a simple hockey loving fan from Los Angeles, California who some folks up north may think has no idea what...

  • Silver Streak

    By on November 14, 2010

    Sometimes, words just can do justice. Instead… we use polls! Which Los Angeles Kings Current Streak is Most Impressive?online survey Obviously, it’s Kyle Clifford’s mean...

  • Pundays: Scattergories

    By on November 8, 2010

    I haven’t been able to keep up with NHL.com’s pun-filled headlines during the last two weeks… mainly because I’ve been busy watching my favorite long-suffering professional...

  • Sub Player

    By on November 6, 2010

    Fake Chris Kontos here. While I’m on my 1 week East Coast road trip, I unfortunately don’t have the time to update you on all...