• The 1300th Win is the Toughest

    Fear not, my New York Islander faithful… for you have the makings of an exciting team in the future. Do not forget that the Islanders...

  • LA Story

    Oh sure. The Kings are definitely in the Midwest. St. Louis Sports Teams 2, Los Angeles Sports Teams, 7 Screw it, we are going to...

  • Fugly For the Win!

    Got home from work, parked down on the couch and I just can’t wait to watch Los Angeles Kings hockey in glorious High Definition television…...

  • An Old Friend Returns

    This social networking thing is SO awesome. The other day I reconnected on Twitter with an old friend from last season… Tonight, the Los Angeles...

  • One Down.

    The only thing better than beating the San Jose Sharks at home???? The fish tacos I ate tonight. Kings 6, Sharks 4, Fish Tacos A+...

  • The Passion of the Drew

    The passion… to pass the puck off the boards… not up the middle of the ice. Hopefully the Kings will regain their passion tonight versus...

  • Too Much Information

    Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy sent me a link a few days ago to the Los Angeles Kings Twitter Plan. It outlined all the different...

  • Game ONe

    Well someone at the Los Angeles Kings marketing department was working overtime today as the Kings threw together a pretty big home opener celebration. It...

  • On the Way to the Game…

    Well after 3 full months of having nothing to do but watch Classic Playoff Series on NHL Network (oh man, that Bruins-Whalers series was a...

  • Opening Day Top Ten

    This is one of the funniest mainstream hockey media appearances I’ve seen in a long time. (The last being Dustin Brown’s performance in the Kings...

  • Boo-ake!

    I find it so weird to watch Rob Blake skate for the San Jose Sharks. And now they went and made him Captain. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve...

  • The Old Gray Lady

    When I set out to start this blog just about a year ago, I had one goal in mind. No, it wasn’t to provide witty...

  • Whooooa!

    It’s a new season at The Royal Half and this year we are going to have giveaways just like the Los Angeles Kings do! Worst....

  • Tipped Off!!!

    Of all the unemployed Head Coaches, in all the NHL, in all the divisions, he comes back to mine. Today, the no-name coach of the...

  • Jamaican Me Crazy!

    Well, I just returned from a 5 day trip to Jamaica where I was able to rest and relax after a long summer of working...

  • Ad Wizards

    With the start of a new NHL season rapidly approaching, the ad wizards of AEG have taken to the streets to sell this product known...

  • Training Camp 09: Day One and Only

    Training Camp is a lot like the “Deleted Scenes” feature of a DVD… you get excited about watching them at first… but then you realize...