• Winning Ugly

    I think I’ve figured out why Ryan Smyth is taking an extra 2 weeks to rehab his injury. He’s pulling some serious Jedi Knight style-training...

  • Toasted Sub

    It’s Game One of the Subway Freeway Face-Off™ between the Los Angeles Kings and the Anaheim Ducks… and boy this game did not disappoint. When...

  • Subway. Sub what? Sub why?

    Remember how frumpy and unattractive reality star Kate Gosselin was when she first started appearing on television? Well, eventually she got a stylist. And it...

  • A Family Affair

    Now that’s more like it! This was one of the best games I’ve seen in person this season and if the Los Angeles Kings can...

  • Vote 4 Royal

    The good folks over at the NHL Arena are running some sort of Blog Contest for all the NHL Teams. And yours truly has been...

  • Blame Canada

    There’s no better way to celebrate the great holiday of Thanksgiving than to watch the Los Angeles Kings battle against 2 teams on the road...

  • Patio Furniture

    So here we are… 3 days after the Los Angeles Kings meltdown against the Calgary Flames and now with 2 new players in the Kings...

  • Flaming Hot

    At 11:46pm on Friday night I received this email from Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy: “were you thinking we had a game tomorrow like I...

  • Lifestyle Choice

    Wow. This one kinda almost needs no words. So here goes a picture: That’s right… your favorite television motorcycle douchebag is bringing his unique fashion...

  • East meets West

    There has been a lot of talk on the internets recently about how the Los Angeles Kings organization is turning into the “Philadelphia Flyers West”…...

  • Our Kingdom for a Left Winger

    Well, shit. The single reason for the Los Angeles Kings playing so well 22 games into this season is now out for a month. Oh...

  • Hounding the Competition

    Ugly, ugly, ugly. Ugly jerseys, ugly camera angles and what an ugly game between the Los Angeles Kings and the Florida Panthers tonight. Imagine what...

  • Weekend Warriors

    Well, that’s not exactly how I would have liked to seen these 2 weekend games play out… but in the end, the Kings have a...

  • Front Page Power

    Back when the Los Angeles Kings were terrible (as recent as last season)… the Kings marketing department wouldn’t so much sell the Kings team but...

  • Keeping Up with The Joneses

    So I sit down on the couch, ready to watch exciting Los Angeles Kings action for the first time in 2 games… and when I...

  • P O’d

    Well it’s always an honor when The Royal Half gets a little action in the hockey blog-o-sphere. But imagine our surprise when a glowing review...

  • This Smells Rank

    The NHL’s leading scorer. Front page articles on NHL.com. A victory over last season’s NHL champion. A nationally televised game against the Chicago Blackhawks. Wow…...